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A Room in the Dungeons
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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
7
Views:
12,119
Reviews:
28
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
A Room in the Dungeons
Ok, just a kinda prelude, don't worry there'll be plenty of sex a bit later on!
Hermione raised her wand to her face and tried to keep her hand steady while glancing down at the book of beauty charms she was balancing on her knee. Focusing all her energy into getting it the right shape, Hermione closed her eyes and mumbled the charm. She felt a sensation like hot wax washing over her eyebrow and cautiously opened her eyes, then beamed. Perfect. Now she just had to get the other one the same shape. Frowning with concentration, Hermione raised her wand to her other eyebrow and was just about to mutter the charm when the door flew open. Hermione’s hand jerked, sending her wand straight into her eye. Crying out, Hermione rubbed her watering eye and turned angrily towards the door frame. Parvati and Padma stood smiling in the doorway.
“Hermione, we have something for you!” cooed the twins together. Hermione grimaced at them.
“Well, that’s great but you just made me poke out my bloody eye, a second later and I’d be an eyebrow short.” The two just giggled, used to Hermione’s grumpiness.
“We have a plan!” said Parvati, eyes gleaming mischievously. Hermione grimaced, any plan of the twins was bound to end badly. Padma pulled a bottle of firewhisky from her substantial cleavage and grinned evilly.
“We’re going to get the boys and ourselves drunk, and then I’m going to take Ron’s virginity. It’s going to be awesome, can you think of a better first fuck than me.” Padma grabbed one of her sizable breasts and pouted to illustrate her point.
“And I’m going to take Harry’s virginity, imagine that! It'll be something to tell the grandkids.” She smiled dreamily, absently rubbing her breast.
“Sounds like fun,” Hermione rolled her eyes. “Where do I fit in with all of this?” Padma smiled a little too wickedly for Hermione’s liking.
“Well, you’re still a virgin, and you’re going with a stupidly hot quidditch star.” Hermione raised her one perfectly plucked eyebrow. Parvati continued from where Padma stopped.
“I mean he’s probably slept with loads of girls, but he can take your virginity and it’ll be awesome.” The two giggled again. Hermione sighed, she had to admit to herself (very deep down) that she would like to lose her virginity to someone like Krum, but she wasn’t sure if she wanted these two to help her. Turning back to the mirror she thought for a second and then sighed.
“Fine if it’ll get you two off my back, I’ll drink some of the stuff. How are you planning to get it around the teachers anyway?” Their faces fell.
“We hadn’t thought of that…” Padma looked crestfallen.
“Well, maybe you could disguise it or something…” Parvati said hopefully. Hermione rolled her eyes and held her hand out for the bottle.
“Fine, I’ll bring it in and then we’ll share it out in the rose gardens.” They giggled and chatted about how exactly they were going to take the boys’ virginities. When things got too graphic, Hermione pointed her wand over to the doorway and slammed the door, before sighing and concentrating on her eyebrows.
Hermione raised her wand to her face and tried to keep her hand steady while glancing down at the book of beauty charms she was balancing on her knee. Focusing all her energy into getting it the right shape, Hermione closed her eyes and mumbled the charm. She felt a sensation like hot wax washing over her eyebrow and cautiously opened her eyes, then beamed. Perfect. Now she just had to get the other one the same shape. Frowning with concentration, Hermione raised her wand to her other eyebrow and was just about to mutter the charm when the door flew open. Hermione’s hand jerked, sending her wand straight into her eye. Crying out, Hermione rubbed her watering eye and turned angrily towards the door frame. Parvati and Padma stood smiling in the doorway.
“Hermione, we have something for you!” cooed the twins together. Hermione grimaced at them.
“Well, that’s great but you just made me poke out my bloody eye, a second later and I’d be an eyebrow short.” The two just giggled, used to Hermione’s grumpiness.
“We have a plan!” said Parvati, eyes gleaming mischievously. Hermione grimaced, any plan of the twins was bound to end badly. Padma pulled a bottle of firewhisky from her substantial cleavage and grinned evilly.
“We’re going to get the boys and ourselves drunk, and then I’m going to take Ron’s virginity. It’s going to be awesome, can you think of a better first fuck than me.” Padma grabbed one of her sizable breasts and pouted to illustrate her point.
“And I’m going to take Harry’s virginity, imagine that! It'll be something to tell the grandkids.” She smiled dreamily, absently rubbing her breast.
“Sounds like fun,” Hermione rolled her eyes. “Where do I fit in with all of this?” Padma smiled a little too wickedly for Hermione’s liking.
“Well, you’re still a virgin, and you’re going with a stupidly hot quidditch star.” Hermione raised her one perfectly plucked eyebrow. Parvati continued from where Padma stopped.
“I mean he’s probably slept with loads of girls, but he can take your virginity and it’ll be awesome.” The two giggled again. Hermione sighed, she had to admit to herself (very deep down) that she would like to lose her virginity to someone like Krum, but she wasn’t sure if she wanted these two to help her. Turning back to the mirror she thought for a second and then sighed.
“Fine if it’ll get you two off my back, I’ll drink some of the stuff. How are you planning to get it around the teachers anyway?” Their faces fell.
“We hadn’t thought of that…” Padma looked crestfallen.
“Well, maybe you could disguise it or something…” Parvati said hopefully. Hermione rolled her eyes and held her hand out for the bottle.
“Fine, I’ll bring it in and then we’ll share it out in the rose gardens.” They giggled and chatted about how exactly they were going to take the boys’ virginities. When things got too graphic, Hermione pointed her wand over to the doorway and slammed the door, before sighing and concentrating on her eyebrows.