Devonna

*First Year*

She was curled up on the floor. Jenna and Katherine stared down at her from their seats on the Hogwarts Ezpress. After they had threatened her with a curse that would make her their sex slave, she had gone into a fit of spasms and ended up on the floor of the train.

\"Calm down,\" Jenna soothed. \"It\'s not that bad.\"

Devonna (which was the brunette\'s name) remained in the fetal position. Her shriek heralded the arrival of Draco Malfoy and his male companions, Crabbe and Goyle. With a sweeping bow, Draco introduced himself, \"Hello, all! I\'m Malfoy -- Draco Malfoy.\" Then he knelt by Devonna and said with a grin, \"And who might you be?\"

Devonna\'s yellow eyes were as wide as saucers as she gazed in awe at Draco. For the first few seconds, she merely stared at him in disbelief that she was being graced by such divine presence. Draco\'s immediate reaction was one of adoration. Never had he met a young girl who was so silent. It seemed impossible that she had made such a shriek. Draco decided that he should see how loudly he could make her shriek. So, taking Devonna by the hand, he led her to an empty compartment, where they made out passionately.

As for Crabbe and Goyle, they began to approach Jenna and Katherine hopefully only to hear Katherine say, \"Don\'t even think it.\"

\"Okay,\" they nodded and exited the compartment as Jenna and Katherine proceeded to make out as well. Not knowing what else to do, Crabbe and Goyle foll sui suit.

Soon it came time for the Sorting Ceremony. Professor Minerva McGongall entered the room and a bushy-haired girl named Hermione Granger gasped, \"Oh, she\'s so hot!\" as she had done for Rubeus Hagrid and Professor Severus Snape. Minerva launched into her lengthy speech instantaneously.

\"I wish she would just shut up!\" Katherine whispered to Jenna in the middle of Minerva\'s lecture. \"I just wanna get to the sex!\"

\"Katie, I think you\'re confused,\" Jenna said.

\"No . . .\" Katherine said thoughtfully. \"Don\'t we have to take a sex test to prove if we\'re worthy? We did at all my other schools.\"

\"Uhh . . .\" Jenna began, \"that\'s not . . .\"

\"Yes, yes, you do,\" Severus said, pushing Jenna out of the way.

\"Okay,\" smiled Katherine.

Severus put his arm around her and started to turn away from the rest of the crowd when Jenna asked, \"Do I have to take the test too?\"

Glancing at Jenna, Severus said, \"No. You won\'t be tested by me. You will be tested by . . . umm . . .Professor Sprout!\"

With that, Severus took Katherine down to his dungeon. Neither of them were seen for a while but they returned to the Great Hall just in time for Katherine to be sorted into Slytherin. Next, Jenna was sorted into Hufflepuff.

When it was Devonna\'s turn to wear the Sorting Hat she was utterly distressed to find that while her beloved Draco was a Slytherin, she was a Gryffindor. In a tearful rage, she chucked the hat to the floor and cried, \"You did that on purpose, damn hat! You knew Draco and I were in love and you did this to intentionally separate us! Just because you are a miserable, lonely old hat, you don\'t have to take it out on my dear Draco and I! Oh, how could you?\"

The Sorting Hat simply cackled wickedly at Devonna\'s frustration. Once she had settled her emotions, she made her way to the dreaded Gryffindor table but she gave the hat a good kick en route.

That night, Devonna sat in the Gryffindor common room lamenting her lost love. Between her tears, she saw the horny Hermione Granger, the ravishing Ron Weasley, and the famous Harry Potter coming towards her.

\"What\'s wrong, little Hobbit?\" Hermione rubbed Devonna\'s shoulder.

\"How do you know I\'m a Hobbit?\" questioned Devonna.

\"Your features are clearly Hobbitish,\" Hermione explained. \"I\'ve studied Hobbits and all the creatures of Middle Earth. I just figured you had some Hobbit blood.\"

\"So, anyway,\" Harry interrupted, \"what\'s wrong?\"

\"Oh . . .\" Devonna sighed, \"I miss Draco . . .\"

\"Draco?\" Ron repeated. \"Draco Malfoy?\"

\"What other Dracos are there?\" said Devonna indignantly.

Dark looks passed onto the faces of the trio. Obviously, they didn\'t approve of Devonna\'s feelings for Draco. In a flash, Ron grabbed a flask of pumpkin juice and drenched Devonna. Devonna returned to her usual place on the floor.

Meanwhile, in the Slytherin common room, Katherine found Draco weeping alone in the corner.

\"Are you okay?\" she asked.

Looking up, Draco tried to quickly wipe away his tears before Katherine could see them, \"Uhh . . . nothing .\"

\"It\'s all right,\" Katherine said comfortingly. \"You can tell me.\"

\"Well,\" Draco hesitated, \"I really wanna be with Devonna.\"

\"So do I but ya don\'t see me cryin\' about it!\" Katherine exclaimed.

\"I was *not* crying!\" Draco insisted.

\"Sure, whatever you say,\" nodded Katherine. \"It\'s okay to cry. Want a hug?\"

Draco raised his wand threateningly but Katherine pounced on him and embraced him warmly, much to Draco\'s disgust. Katherine was deeply insulted as her affections were rarely, if ever, denied. Draco grumbled, \"I\'m going to write my father about being separated from Devonna.\"

\"Who is your father anyway?\" asked Katherine.

\"Lucius Malfoy,\" Draco announced proudly. \"Who are your parents?\"

\"Beauty and the Beast,\" answered Katherine.

\"What?\" Draco looked confused.

\"That\'s right -- I\'m the Crown Princess of France,\" said Katherine. \"So take that!\"

\"Well, I\'m heir to Malfoy Manor,\" Draco said desperately.

\"How quaint,\" sneered Katherine smugly. \"Aren\'t you related to any royalty?\"

\"I think we have a countess related to us by marriage,\" said Draco.

\"Hmm, too bad,\" shrugged Katherine. \"We could\'ve been friends. Unfortunately, I only hang out with my fellow royals. Like, my best friend Jenna is heir to the throne of Denmark. Her parents are Princess Ariel and Prince Eric.\"

Draco was crestfallen. Then he inquired, \"What about Devonna? You were trying to make friends with her in a bizarre way. She\'s not royalty.\"

\"That\'s what you think . . . and Devonna thinks . . . and well, pretty much everyone thinks except me,\" stammered Katherine.

\"How the hell could you know?\" Draco demanded.

\"Uhh . . . I gotta go to detention with Professor Snape,\" said Katherine quickly.

\"How can you have detention?\" interrogated Draco. \"We haven\'t had any classes yet.\"

\"I\'m lucky enough to have detentions in advance,\" she said as she left Draco very puzzled.