Harry's Humps

____________________________________________________________________________________I dont own Harry Potter or anybody from the book or movie nor do I own the black eye peas in any way,shape,or form!!!
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~*~I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these icies.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin’
All their money got me wearin' fly
But I ain’t askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n~*~


" Hary what ARE you doing???"


~*~So I keep on takin’
And no I ain’t taken
We can keep on datin’
I keep on demonstrating.
My love, my love, my love, my love~*~

"Harry?"

~*~My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u~*~


"HARRY....OH MY VERGIN EYES...DONT EVER DO THAT MOVE ..Never ever ever I just knew moine should have never got you that eye-pat-thingie whatever they call it"

"Oh ron did you wont me?" said harry trying to not to laugh at his friend

"no harry I'm just tryin to recover my vergin-eye-sight That I seam to have lost some were between your hip shake and the grind that you did to my bed poll....I think I'm just going to go now ...yea ...go....now.....um yea"

"Ron are..hehe..you ok..ha.. do you need me to kiss it and make...haha....willo won weel betttew"harry falls off the bed onto the floor laughing at the face ron made befor he ran out of the room

" Oh poo he made miss my part ...well I do supose that why i have a rewind button"
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~*~They say I’m really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump~*~


".......Oh ... My ....well he sure knows what he doing whith thoes hips......I wounder if he could teach me how to move like that ...and what in mirlin's wand is he lis-"

"moine I brout you up here to stop him not ask him to teach you this is worst then the day he whent awrown sing that 'foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo'(A/N: this is a real song by the Bloodhound gang)-song wile licking a bananapop wile walking down Diagon Alley and giving malfoy a lap dance"

"oooh I know what song that's My Humps"

"moine did you hear me at all...?"
".....ooh .....ron what did you say?"

"nothing I'll just go talk to Sirius"

".......oh....... ok"

I'ma start some drama,
You don’t want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don’t pull on my hand boy,
You ain’t my man, boy,
I’m just tryn’a dance boy,
And move my hump.
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A/n: well ...thats all done ....4now...revews are welcome even flames!