Desperately Seeking Snape
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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
Rating:
Adult +
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4
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2,581
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5
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Desperately Seeking Snape
Please Don’t sue me. All these characters belong to J.K.Rowling ( lucky woman), not me. I just write stupid stories with them in it.
Desperately Seeking Snape
By: Dafhine
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It was a rainy day in January of Hermione Granger’s 7th year at Hogwarts, the weather was gloomy just as the demeanor of the entire Order of the Phoneix was, Voldermort was still in power and was, if anything, as powerful as ever. Albus Dumbledore’s longstanding twinkle had disappeared, Ron Weasley was a wreck, Harry Potter was stressed and tired, Severus Snape was the walking dead, the death eater meetings and leading a double life had taken it’s toll, and Hermione granger, resident know it all was trying to hold it tog together.
“STOP IT!!” Every face in the room turned towards her stricken with the exception of Dumbledore, who was glad somebody had the sense enough to halt the fighting.
“Ron, Harry, Professor Snape, and everyone else in this room, Draco Malfoy is not lying, he is not a Junior Death Eater as you would all like to believe, he came here to tell us that he is willing to help our side and he is really here for just that. He is not a traitor and he can be trusted, I think I stand for the Headmaster too when I say he deserves this chance.” Remus Lupin frowned, Ron and Harry were still talking but due to the silence charm they could not be heard.
Headmaster Dumbledore lifted his weary head and nodded, “Hermione, it seems yet again, is correct, I believe Draco, the evidence is to his favor, Hermione has…proved his innocence, I do not feel the need to explain myself any more, now if you please I think we all need to get some very needed rest.” People started filing out slowly but Professor Snape stayed behind as well as Harry Potter and Ron Weasley.
The headmaster looked up again, “Hermione, Draco, if you will, please stay and join us, I have no doubt that your presence will be needed”
“Yes Sir” they both mumbled, and they too stayed behind.
A long fight continued, but Hermione Granger, too tired from it all tuned most of it out, speaking and nodding only when necessary until he dismissed them. On the way out she bumped into none other than Draco Malfoy,Hermione expected thanks at most, a quiet nod at the least but instead she got a stark raving mad Draco, “I don’t need your help mudblood!”
He pushed her aside and walked away leaving a tearing Hermione granger behind him, “Oh thank you Draco, that’s exactly the kind of thanks I wanted, silence would’ve been nice, anything would’ve been nice compared to that.”
As he always does in awkward situations, Ron came barging through the door, “Hermione! HowcouldyousidewithDraco!” It was said without breath in the form of one word, almost as if he were afraid to be convicted of a crime were he to actually say each word separately. “Even the Greasy git agreed with us!!”
Harry nodded, “Yea, that greasy ol’ bat didn’t believe Draco and neither did we, but you go and believe his innocence.”
Hermione, having been slightly agitated and hurt as it were whipped around to face the two, “Listen very closely, because I know how your brains function! Professor Snape, I repeat PROFESOR, not ‘greasy git’ or ‘that greasy ol’ bat.” She used her hands as quotation marks in the air almost as if to prove it wasn’t her who said it, “will be referred to with respect, no matter how mean he can be, or his personal appearance.” ‘Which you happen to like, her mind told her’
“He is still our Professor and therefore deserves respect, not only is he our professor but a respected member of the order of the phoenix.” Her voice was low and stern now so that only they could hear what she was saying, “So you’d best bite your tongue when you think about calling him anything but Professor or Sir, and if I ever hear either of you call refer to him or any other teacher in such an impertinent manner I shall rip your tongue right out of your mouth. AND, if I ever hear you refer to me as ‘the bush that walked’ or ‘that bitch know-it-all’ ever again I will make sure that you never reproduce, ever, do I make myself clear?”
The boys, mouths agape both nodded, “ And secondly, you have NO idea what happened to me when I disappeared, and you do not know everything that goes on around this school as much as you like to assume you do. I will have you know that he is not or will ever become a death eater, so do not assume things you do not know. Goodbye!”
She turned on her heel about to walk away when Harry called out to her, “Herm, where are you going?”
Once again having to turn around, her face flushed with anger she calmly announce, “To the library.”
“…she’s such a bushy haired know-it-….”
“Ronald Weasley! You even dare to finish that sentence and I swear you will not have any children! Stupid gits...” she muttered before she walked right into the tall, darkly handsome, ever so fantasized about by Hermione, potions professor, “Oh Gods Professor, I am so sorry! There’s no excuse for this…shall it be 10 points or 20?” She looked up at him forlornly.
“None, Miss. Granger, Good day Miss. Granger” He started to walk away before turning around to look at her, “Yours hair is most definitely not bushy…anymore.” He turned on his heel and strode away, leaving Hermione to stare at his retreating figure.
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Authors Note: This story was actually supposed to resemble a screwed up version of Desperately Seeking Susan and I originally had more for this chapter, but I decided on re-writing it and just posting this bit. Please be patient with me. I’ll post more as soon as I can. Constructive criticism is always appreciated.
** The second part should be much much longer and will hopefully be up very soon!
Desperately Seeking Snape
By: Dafhine
________________________________________________________________________
It was a rainy day in January of Hermione Granger’s 7th year at Hogwarts, the weather was gloomy just as the demeanor of the entire Order of the Phoneix was, Voldermort was still in power and was, if anything, as powerful as ever. Albus Dumbledore’s longstanding twinkle had disappeared, Ron Weasley was a wreck, Harry Potter was stressed and tired, Severus Snape was the walking dead, the death eater meetings and leading a double life had taken it’s toll, and Hermione granger, resident know it all was trying to hold it tog together.
“STOP IT!!” Every face in the room turned towards her stricken with the exception of Dumbledore, who was glad somebody had the sense enough to halt the fighting.
“Ron, Harry, Professor Snape, and everyone else in this room, Draco Malfoy is not lying, he is not a Junior Death Eater as you would all like to believe, he came here to tell us that he is willing to help our side and he is really here for just that. He is not a traitor and he can be trusted, I think I stand for the Headmaster too when I say he deserves this chance.” Remus Lupin frowned, Ron and Harry were still talking but due to the silence charm they could not be heard.
Headmaster Dumbledore lifted his weary head and nodded, “Hermione, it seems yet again, is correct, I believe Draco, the evidence is to his favor, Hermione has…proved his innocence, I do not feel the need to explain myself any more, now if you please I think we all need to get some very needed rest.” People started filing out slowly but Professor Snape stayed behind as well as Harry Potter and Ron Weasley.
The headmaster looked up again, “Hermione, Draco, if you will, please stay and join us, I have no doubt that your presence will be needed”
“Yes Sir” they both mumbled, and they too stayed behind.
A long fight continued, but Hermione Granger, too tired from it all tuned most of it out, speaking and nodding only when necessary until he dismissed them. On the way out she bumped into none other than Draco Malfoy,Hermione expected thanks at most, a quiet nod at the least but instead she got a stark raving mad Draco, “I don’t need your help mudblood!”
He pushed her aside and walked away leaving a tearing Hermione granger behind him, “Oh thank you Draco, that’s exactly the kind of thanks I wanted, silence would’ve been nice, anything would’ve been nice compared to that.”
As he always does in awkward situations, Ron came barging through the door, “Hermione! HowcouldyousidewithDraco!” It was said without breath in the form of one word, almost as if he were afraid to be convicted of a crime were he to actually say each word separately. “Even the Greasy git agreed with us!!”
Harry nodded, “Yea, that greasy ol’ bat didn’t believe Draco and neither did we, but you go and believe his innocence.”
Hermione, having been slightly agitated and hurt as it were whipped around to face the two, “Listen very closely, because I know how your brains function! Professor Snape, I repeat PROFESOR, not ‘greasy git’ or ‘that greasy ol’ bat.” She used her hands as quotation marks in the air almost as if to prove it wasn’t her who said it, “will be referred to with respect, no matter how mean he can be, or his personal appearance.” ‘Which you happen to like, her mind told her’
“He is still our Professor and therefore deserves respect, not only is he our professor but a respected member of the order of the phoenix.” Her voice was low and stern now so that only they could hear what she was saying, “So you’d best bite your tongue when you think about calling him anything but Professor or Sir, and if I ever hear either of you call refer to him or any other teacher in such an impertinent manner I shall rip your tongue right out of your mouth. AND, if I ever hear you refer to me as ‘the bush that walked’ or ‘that bitch know-it-all’ ever again I will make sure that you never reproduce, ever, do I make myself clear?”
The boys, mouths agape both nodded, “ And secondly, you have NO idea what happened to me when I disappeared, and you do not know everything that goes on around this school as much as you like to assume you do. I will have you know that he is not or will ever become a death eater, so do not assume things you do not know. Goodbye!”
She turned on her heel about to walk away when Harry called out to her, “Herm, where are you going?”
Once again having to turn around, her face flushed with anger she calmly announce, “To the library.”
“…she’s such a bushy haired know-it-….”
“Ronald Weasley! You even dare to finish that sentence and I swear you will not have any children! Stupid gits...” she muttered before she walked right into the tall, darkly handsome, ever so fantasized about by Hermione, potions professor, “Oh Gods Professor, I am so sorry! There’s no excuse for this…shall it be 10 points or 20?” She looked up at him forlornly.
“None, Miss. Granger, Good day Miss. Granger” He started to walk away before turning around to look at her, “Yours hair is most definitely not bushy…anymore.” He turned on his heel and strode away, leaving Hermione to stare at his retreating figure.
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Authors Note: This story was actually supposed to resemble a screwed up version of Desperately Seeking Susan and I originally had more for this chapter, but I decided on re-writing it and just posting this bit. Please be patient with me. I’ll post more as soon as I can. Constructive criticism is always appreciated.
** The second part should be much much longer and will hopefully be up very soon!