Simple Paradise.

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Title: Simple Paridise.
Rating: R ~ for some events.
Slash!
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Summary- Severus\' dreams come true.. Wait, Ron sleith ith Harry? Being in the public eye isn\'t as great as Harry had once made it seem. Can Severus get over the problem he caused by a potion?

Chapter 1. The incident.

Hogwarts castle was calmer during the summer, while all the irritating brats were away. Severus Snape was allowed to finish his work without interuptions. His black hair wasn\'t as greasy as it had been with all the students brewing potions around him. He showered normally once a day during the summer, but the needed Health potions he was brewing had kept him from bathing that day. Madam Pomfrey needed her potions before the start of the term and her list was long.

As Snape was brewing his potions, Harry was just waking up. With a yawn he sat up and looked around. He was staying at the Burrow again, and rons room hadn\'t changed except for a few more posters that were added.
Ronald weasley, burst into his room shouting something about the twins. \"Help... Harry... The... Twins.\" He jumped over Harry straddling his hips.
\"What?\" Harry questioned, rubbing his eyes and not really noticing that Ron was on him.
Ron started blushing as his older brother, George, entered the room spotting him ontop of Harry.
\"Uh... would you like me to give you two a few minutes?\" He teased looking over his shoulder, waiting for Fred to arive.
\"Go to hell.\" Ron growled flipping off of Harry and landing beside him with a soft flump.
Fred walked in after George but missed what was going on. He wispered in George\'s ear, to get some dirt on the two younger men infront of them.
\"George, it was ummm... nothing, I\'m sure.\" Harry said blushing slightly, having just figured out what it had looked like.
\"Right, anyways, I\'m off to go snog \'Moine.\" He winked and trotted out of the room like a lovesick puppy.
\"How long have they been together, and whats up the way he was walking?\" Ron questioned, looking Harry up and down.
\"Since the end of Sixth year.\" Harry said trying to cover himself up.
\"I\'m off to see what Gin is doing.\" Fred said rather uncomfortable.
\"Er Harry?\" Ron said quietly, pausing only slightly to see the tented blankets, trying to figure out what had caused it, he blushed.
It was Harry\'s turn then to blush. He looked down at his uncovered feet. He wasn\'t sure what had caused the painful erection. He couldn\'t remember much of his dream, but Ron\'s attack had an effect on it.
He didn\'t see Ron as \'boyfriend\' material but he was sure Ron would prove to be a good fuck. He\'d never tell anyone that of course, not being sure of Ron\'s sexuality himself.
Ron grinned, his eyes were filling with desire. \"So... uh... How\'re you?\"
\"Not to bad,\" Harry smiled, \"How \'bout you?\"
\"Er well... I\'ve got this bad problem... think you could help me with it?\" He looked into Harry\'s emerald eyes, giving him a suductive wink.
\"Maybe.\" Harry said returning the wink, he\'d been in need for a long time, and wasn\'t to sure what would happen between the two of them.

Meanwhile, at Hogwarts, Severus Snape had found himself in a sticky situation. He had fallen asleep and was dreaming of a certain student. Albus Dumbledore, of all people, came into his office.
\"Severus, I\'ve just come to see iat pat potion was ready for Madam Pomfrey.\" Dumbledore said, not noticing the horrified look upon the Potion\'s master\'s face.
\"Oh... uh.. yeah, it\'s in the bottles, finished it about 10 minutes ago.\" His eyes showed the embarrassment his face refused to show.
\"I\'ll bring it to here, if you\'ll be kind enough to get it for a tired old man.\" That irritating glint in the man\'s blue eyes.
\"But of course.\" Severus drawled moving his robes ever so slightly to conceal the errection he had gotten.
Standing up, he walked over to the large shelves and grabbed the five bottles.
\"Thank you.\" Albus said grabbing the bottles and getting ready to leave, turning he added, \"I\'ll make sure no one distubs you until lunch.\" He winked and walked to the door opening it to leave.
Severus\' jaw dropped as he watched the old man get to the door. He attempted to get himself under control, but failed horribly.
\"Damned brat, haunting my dreams now. I\'ll fix this damn problem once he gets here. I\'ll give him some of the... old potion... that I sued on other students for a while.\" He growled to his owl, ironically named Onyx.

Albus laughed as he shut the door. He hadded to the Hospital wing.
Peeves was floating outside the door, in Albus\' w \" \"Hello.\" Albus smiled as he walked past the polterguist who was now sniffing his nose.
Peeves snorted a snot rocket at the wizard and zoomed away with a cackle.
Albus muttered a few choice words, before running head on into Madam Pomfrey.

Back at the Burrow, everyone was waiting for Ron and Harry to join them for breakfast.
\"Percy, would you be a dear and go get them?\" Hermione questioned sweetly.
Sighing, he walked up the stairs muttering about how long they were taking. He opened the door and walked in, seeing Harry pinned beneath Ron, both moaning loudly.
Percy\'s jaw dropped open as he shouted for his mother and father.
Ron sighed as he saw them running in, \"Ohh... shit.\" he groaned collapsing ontop of Harry\'s toned, naked body.
Harry was in Horror and couldn\'t say a word.
\"Explain yourselves now.\" Molly yelled, flushed with embarrassment and anger.
\"Well.. er... it all started...\" Ron began but was cut off.
\"I\'ve got two gay sons?\" Arthur sighed, \"See Molly, its all your fault for letting them wear your dresses. Harry, gather your things, I see my son cannot be trusted here anymore. I want you out of my house now.\"
\"Please sir, it wont happen again, I swear.\" Harry pleaded.
Molly looked at her husband. \"Maybe if we watch them carefully... everything\'ll be alright.\"
\"No, Molly... it cant happen. Harry you don\'t deserve this. You deserve somethinttertter. Ron is obviously suducing you. Now get up and dressed while I send an ownl to Albus. He\'ll know where to send you to keep you safe. I though you were safe, but I was proved wrong.\" He added the last bit with an angry glare at Ron.
\"Please, Mr. Weasley.\" Harry pleaded.
\"His mind is made up, Harry. Just go get ready to leave.\" Molly said while ushering everyone out to give Harry a bit of privacy.
Ron had turned very pale and tears were foring in his eyes. Sighing, he got up and dressed. \"Er Sorry mate, I guess its all my fault.\" he crooned softly as he passed Harry his clothes.
\"No,\" Harry said softly, \"Its both our faluts.\"
\"I\'m sorry, Harry.\" Ron broke into tears. \"I\'ll see you at school.\" with that said, he walked out the door, having grabbed his broom.
Harry sighed not knowing what to do. He finally got dressed and walked downstairs.
Mr. Weasley smiled, \"You\'ll be staying at Hogwarts, under the care of one Professor Snape.\"
\"No... please... anything but that.\" Harry dropped to his knees and started to beg.
\"Although you may be 17, Albus finds that you\'d be safer living at Hogwarts, having all the Death Eaters mad at you for killing their dear lord.\" Mr. Weasley said with a small grin.
\"Fine.\" Harry sighed
Harry lugged his stuff down the stairs. He didn\'t know why Dumbledore would let a git like Snape near him, but was sure he would soon find out.
Everyone said there goodbyes, except for Ron, who had left out the door.
Mr. Weasley offered Harry the floo powder and smiled, \"Goodbye Harry.\"
\"G\'bye.\" Harry said taking some of the powder.

He threw it into the fire, before he knew it, he was engulfed by green flames and spewed out infront of Dumbledore\'s desk.
\"Harry.\" Dumbledore said calmly, the usual twinkle in his eye.
Harry looked around spotting Snape waiting there also.
\"Hello.\" Harry grunted.
\"Yes, now, sit. Potter, before we all become old.\" Severus spat sourly.
He hadn\'t meant to sound so angry, but knew Albus was up to something.
\"Yes, please sit down.\" Albus said cheerfully.
Harry sat down, frowning as he did. He wasn\'t suret Dut Dumbledore had been smoking, but was sure he\'d find out.
Severus rolled his eyes. \"Anyways, can we get on with this and tell me what you\'re planning?\"
\"I thought, if the two of you spent sometime together you wouldn\'t be so hostile towards eachother.\"
\"The truth, Albus... the truth.\"
\"You, Severus, Can tell Harry the truth.\" Albus said sternly, though there was still that damn twinkle in his eyes.
Harry was confused, so he sait in silence waiting to hear thswerswer.
\"Ah... Never, I\'ve not a clue what you\'re speaking about, Albus.\" Severus growled.
\"You do to you stubborn fool.\" Albus said getting up. \"I\'m late for a very important... uh... meeting.\"
He quickly disappeared before anyone could question him.

\"Bah...\" Severus growled, \"So the old fool thinks he can move us like chess pieces. He wants us to hook up, well... it\'ll never happen. Grab your stuff and lets go.\"
Harry glared at him as he got his things, following Severus into the cool dungeons.
\"You\'ll have your own flat when term starts. You\'ll be Head Boy, of course.\" Severus sneered. \"You\'ll stay here for now.\" He pointed to a picture of an old man who looked alot like Frankenstien.
\"Alright.\" Harry said lugging his heavy trunk acrossed the floor.
He started to push from the back, his pants showing off his bum the whole time.
Severus smiled evily as he watched the bum innocently. Moving his hand to a few inches away from the boy\'s pants. He began moving it in a carressing motion, before stepping back to where he had once stood.
Harry finally got the trunk into place and loked at seve, he didn\'t know why, but somng sng seemed different about him.
Sev stood scowling at him from the other side fo the corridor. \"Ready to help with my potions? You\'ll be my guinea pig.\"
Harry frowned and followed Severus. He was deffinantly scared now.
Severus handed him a bottle of potion that had the scent of wine about it. \"This\'ll protect you from some poisons.\" He lied.
\"Sure I won\'t be tits up before the bottles gone?\"
\"Positive.\" Severus said in a silky voice much unlike the one he used to take points off houses.
Harry took the bottle and drank it all.
Severus smiled and waited for it to take effect.

Soon, Harry became ver aroused at just the sight of Snape. He didn\'t knew what was going on, but he knew he lacked the will-power to stop it.
\"Harry, how\'re you feeling?\" He smiled slyly.
\"Horny.\" Harry replied before he even know he\'d said it.
Sev\'s smile widened, \"Want to do something about that?\"
\"Maybe.\" Harry said suductively.
Snape was now his prey and he\'d have him even if it envolved rape.
Severus took a step forward, his onxy eyes focused on the green eyes infront of him.
Harry tackled Sev\' to the ground a fierce look of hunger in his eyes. He didn\'t know why but he wanted Snapes body to be his.
Severus grinned, \"Calm down, boy. I\'m not as young as I used to be.\"
\"Then you lead.\" Harry said rolling over and putting Sev ontop of him.
\"Alright, but you\'ve got to get me in the mood.\"
Harry smiled as he pulled him into a kiss. His tongue begged for a taste of Snapes mouth. His hands were roaming freely across Severus\' body. Harry knew this was still new to Snape, having a horny teenaged boy try to rape him.
Severus opened his mouth slightly, his hands moving Harry\'s shirt off of the way of his hands.
Harry broke the kiss soon after and started to flick his tongue on Snape earlobe. He then started to work his way down Severus\' neck
Severus removed his robes, rebealing the black pants and shirt. Beneath the shirt his toned body was very visable. his pale skin bore a few scars and the dark Mark, still.
Harry lifted the shirt off of Sev\' and moved from his neck to his chest. There, he started to tease the older man\'s nipples.
Seve moaned sfotly. \"Er... Harry are you a virgin?\" Sev\'s voice was getting gruff.
\"No.\" Harry smiled remembering how good Ron had felt inside him earlier.
\"Weasley... right?\" he shrugged slightly and removed Harry\'s pants with a flick of his wand.
\"Yeah, but forget about it.\" Harry said wiggling against Severus.

Severus grinned as he found out the boy was commando. With that, he removed his on pants and black silk boxers. Harry could feel snapes errection now and was more than ready to give himself to the man. Severus took the boy\'s legs and entered Harry rather roughly, attempting to cause him some pain. Once he was fully sheathed in the boy, he looked up at his face. Harry had a look of pure pleasure on his face. He\'d finnally be able to get the relieve from his now painful errection. Severus smirked as he began thrusting hungerly into the young body. He was surprised as to how the golden boy felt around his hard cock.
He found the boys inner-pleasure spot, making sure to rub against it with each thrust. Moaning, Severus leaned down and kissed Harry passionatly, forgetting his promise not to get emotionally involved with the youngster he was now pounding into the floor. Harry returned the passion adn moaned a few times into the olderman\'s mouth. He couldn\'t hold anything back and didn\'t plan to either. He knew this was just a booty call and saw no harm in it.

Severus continued to pound into the boy. \"Harry, is this going to be a normal nightly thing... or just a one night stand?\" His voice was rather shaky from lust and fear.
\"If you want, it could be regular.\" Harry smiled.
He\'d had a few partners in teh past but none as good as Severus. They never even cared about him.
\"Well, I\'m not going to ask again until your potion wears off.\" Seve smiled feeling his body getting tense in a near climax thrust.
Holding Harry tightly, he came, moaning louder than ever before. As Severus\' last thrust Harry\'s sweet spot Harry let out a loud moan and also climaxed. He clung to snape as he cried out his name.
Severus held him tightly, as he released his seed into an unknown awating womb. The potion had a slight defect in it due to Severus\' need and speed, he\'d created a pregnancy potion, along with the potion he\'d wanted to brew. It became a male pregnancy potion when, one of his long silky hairs fell into it.

(AN: Alright, I had to think up a weird reason for them to stay together, but this just popped into my head.- King Squishy. Yeah, but you know, Squishy, it\'ll be fun to see what everyone things- Lord Sniffles.)

Harry looked into Sev\'s dark eyes and smiled.
Severus sighed, getting off the boy and putting on his robes. He said an incanation to clean them both up.
\"You know, you\'re the best I\'ve ever had.\" Harry said, his smile broadening.
\"Sure, you\'ve only had weasley. I daresay, there nothing to breg about if you\'re better than that.\"
\"There were a few others...\" Harry giggled.
\"Teenagers, I\'m sure.\" Severus said calmly. \"Come help me with my healing potions now. Albus will have a bat if I don\'t have them ready in three months.

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