First Heat

AN: I know this may sound whiney...but If you like it please REVIEW!! ok enjoy

Hmpf, Sirius and his Quidditch pratice, he’s always running off to practise, ok so they want to beat Slytherin but I think they’re totally overdoing it. And what am I meant to do now? He left me in the middle of being half aroused again by him. I could do with some chocolate though, I wonder if James has any…he usually has some in his bedside draw. Might as well look. Nope nothing there, damn James, he’s usually so reliable when it comes to having chocolate. How am I meant to survive without at least something containing the word choco. Mmm, chocolate covered Sirius now that would be a good idea. I think I might just need to take a trip down to the kitchens.
The kitchens of Hogwarts, as common knowledge has it are hidden behind the portrait of a very thin, very sour looking old Lord something or other. I think it might have been Lord Percy Smoothly-Smooth or something ridiculous like that. But of course, nobody knows how to get in ‘cough cough’. Ok Remus, pull yourself together and get going to the kitchens. Mmm, just the thought of Sirius covered in chocolate is enough to make my little friend wave hello, so I guess a trip to the shower first would be wise.
“Remus, I don’t get the transfiguration homework.” I like Peter, don’t get me wrong but he can be awfully obtuse at times. I mean writing about the morphing abilities of Phisopians is not something one would consider hard.
“What don’t you understand Pete?”
“Everything!” He howls and sits himself down next to me.
“Show me.” With a vague wave of his hand he pushes his parchment under my nose.
“Everything. Are Phisiopians, mammals or amphibians?”
“Neither, Pete they’re Creatures that can breath through both lungs and gills. That’s why we have to write about their morphing abilities.”
“But I don’t know where to start Remus!!!” He’s whining now, I hate it when he whines. Why can’t he go the library like all other normal students. He is my friend though and he did become an animagi for me, so I guess I have to help him.
“How about you start with, ‘Nobody is quite sure what type of creatures Phisopians really are. They are still being researched and many a mystery shrouds their existence.’ Does that help you?”
“Yeah thanks Remus, you’re the best.” I get up and pull on my shoes.
“Where are you going?”
“To the kitchens.”
“Why?”
“Getting some chocolate sauce, and things.” Peter squeaks and stares at me with huge round eyes.
“Remus…you’re not….you and Sirius.”
“Course Pete, what else would I want chocolate sauce for? Eating it off the most delectable table there is.” Oh I really shouldn’t tease him like that, but to see him scuttle out was just too amusing.
I made my way down to the kitchens. The houseelves scuttled around me saying things like;
“What does sirs want?”
“What can Dinky get sir? Dinky get sir whatever he wants.”
“Just some chocolate sauce, chocolate ice cream and bananas.”
“Yes sirs, Dinky gets sirs what ever he wants.” Off he runs and comes back with his arms full of the things I wanted. Right lets get them upstairs, because tonight…adventures with Sirius are going to be oh so good. I can’t help grinning to myself as I make my way back up to the bedroom.
“Mr. Lupin!” Oh goodness, not McGonagall please not McGonagall.
“Yes professor?”
“What are you doing with all those,” She gestures to the products in my arms. “Objects.”
“Getting them for one of the girls, Professor.”
“Susi McGregor is having a crisis, she’s ever so upset.” I’m such a bad liar.
“Is she now Mr.Lupin. Pity that Susi has a chocolate allergy.” Oh damn, I forgot that.
“I…professor….”
“10 points from Gryffindor for lying to me, and now get out of my sight before I decide to confiscate all those things.”
“Yes professor.” Sirius had better appreciate this. Getting in trouble with Professor McGonagall is not something fun. But wait till he sees what I can do with those bananas!