Crush of the Black Silk Boxers

A/N: Hello people, I have a new chapter for you! This is pretty long, at least for me, and is in there just for the humor value. This chapter wrote itself sentance by sentance, mainly due to the fact that this story has no actual pre-planned plot other than Snarry sex. Anyways, I may or may not get into more details about the war, I might just leave it up to your imagination. If you have any ideas about possible happenings in the story, or just want to say hi, reviews would be greeatly apreciated. Anyways, it\'s almost 1am and I haven\'t slept in days, GO SUGAR! Night ppl, love ya!


The next morning, Harry woke up to the sound of crashing downstairs and a lot of cursing. Leaping out of bed, he completely forgot to put on anything more than the boxer-briefs he wore to bed and rushed to see what had happened. The sight that greeted him was, admittedly, amusing to the extreme. Severus Snape, terror of Hogwarts, was on his back at the bottom of the stairs, covered in what looked like icing sugar and honey, while his house elf was in tears trying to apologize. By the looks of it, Orta had been bringing in groceries and setting them down on the lower stairs, and the potion\'s master had been too occupied with his thoughts to notice until he slipped and fell.

If the older man had fallen from any higher up the stairs, Harry might have been worried, but as it was, the situation was hilarious, with the look on Snape\'s face being absolutely priceless. It was so funny that Severus stopped his tirade at the small elf to glare at the laughing boy halfway up the stairs. \"What, pray tell, is so funny, Mr. Potter?\"

\"N-nothing, sir. You just, you\'re covered in...\" The young man couldn\'t finish the sentance through his giggles, which he was trying unsuccessfully to muffle with his hand. Severus let out a growl and made to get up, only to find that the huge amount of honey covering him was of no help. \'I am never buying food in bulk again.\' However, at his struggle to get off the floor, Harry had stopped laughing and came further down the stairs. \"Are you hurt?\"

\"Only my pride.\" Harry laughed again and started trying to pull his stickified professor off the floor. It took a few minutes, but eventually Severus was standing in the hall, dripping sugary goodness onto the floor. Harry however, was trying to detatch their hands, causing only more of a mess. Out of nowhere the ebony-haired man starting laughing again, prompting a raised eyebrow from the other man.

\"Did I...ever t-tell you...\" Harry was having troubles getting the world out through his laughter, but pressed onwards, delighting in the chance to tease his former teacher. \"...how d-delicious you look?\" Severus almost gasped, then growled and smacked the younger man upside the head, causing only more histaricle laughter. After a minute of trying, the 2 men finally managed to pulled themselves away from each other. \'That sounds so wrong, stupid Potter.\' Harry proceeded to lick the sweet mess from his hands, closing his eyes and \"mmm\"ing at the delicious taste.

\"Potter, that\'s disgusting, behave like a normal person for once.\" Harry pouted but Severus was already heading up the stairs to a shower, moving slowly as to not lose his balance due to the sugary mess, and the younger man followed, also needing a shower. At the top, Snape turned around and told the now silent Orta to get back to work, but as he turned back, his foot stuck to the floor, and he fell right into Harry who was standing behind him. \"God Damn It, Potter!\"

\"It\'s not my fault your a clumsy oaf!\" The two men were now stuck together with Severus\'s back glued to Harry\'s front, and the younger mans arms around his professor from trying to catch him. It was quite an awquard position, Snape being taller, but Harry didn\'t really mind. Actually, he was rather enjoying this, but they\'d have to part soon or the older man might notice his growing *enjoyment*. The pulled away, succeeding in coming halfway apart until Severus turned sideways and brushed against the younger man in quite an inapropriate place, and everything paused.

\"Potter, please tell me that is your wand sticking into my side.\" Harry\'s face was flaming red, and he mummbled something. \"Potter...\" Harry inwardly cursed, having Snape growl like that was not helping, but he couldn\'t very well ignore the warning in that voice.

\"I said it\'s one of them, sir.\" There was a long drawn out pause until Severus sighed and mummbled something about ungrateful children and their hormones, but it was enough for Harry to get his confidence back. \"Hey, it\'s a natural reaction and gay man would have when pressed against such a delicious man as yourself.\"

Severus glared, but there was a hint of amusement in his eyes. \"One more crack about that, Mister Potter, and I will...\" Harry cut him off before he could even think of finishing that sentance, the young man having too much fun with this, not to mention where certain parts of his body wee pressed up against were very nice, and he didn\'t really want to move away.

\"You\'ll what, Adava me? Then you\'d have a load of dead-weight stuck to you.\" Right away though, Severus was ready with a retort, even as Harry stuck his tongue out at the man.

\"As far as I\'m concerned, Potter, I already do.\" Harry\'s tongue retreated and he playfully glared back at the older man, then called him a bastard, to which Severus smirked. The potion\'s master took the opportunity to pull away, and the younger man had to stop a whimper from escaping at the loss of contact. \"Go get cleaned up, Harry, then you can come down for breakfast, I have a few chores for you to do so long as your here. And this time, do try to put some clothes on before coming downstairs, or at least get some underwear that isn\'t in Gryffindor colors.\"

Severus walked away from a blushing young man, who threw a \"Meany!\" after him before heading off to his own rooms to clean himself up before breakfast. Snape had noticed his underwear, and Harry knew exactly what he was going to wear for breakfast. \'Eat your heart out, Snape, your sexy arse will be mine!\"


A/N: Did you like?? I thought it was great, but that\'s just me and my hyperness talking. I\'m really interested in your opinions of both the story and my writing style (is there anything I can do to make this story better?), so any reviews will be greatly apreciated. Anyways, do not mix honey and icing sugar, as it make a giant mess and is almost impossible to get out of hair without the use of acid (or something like it), and it will give you cavities. That\'s all, please review, love ya and good night!