To Be Or To Be Nott

Disclaimer: The Harry Potter universe and all the characters are property of J.K. Rowling and whomever else has a finger in the huge franchise. I do not. I make no money nor do I claim any ownership of the people, places, and things (except for Kamal El Sayeed. He‘s an original character). It is only to have some fun do I write this story, in hopes of some entertainment for the reader as well.

Warning: This chapter contains scenes with course language, explicit sexuality and mature content. Reader discretion is advised.


Theodore came to the Great Hall late on Sunday morning. It was almost noon and brunch was beginning to wind down. He cursed the bright light streaming in through the windows and the magical ceiling that was bewitched to that of a bright sunny day. The young wizard almost decided to turn right around and head back to the comforting coolness and soothing dim light of the dungeons.

The sight of Lisa Turpin sitting at the Ravenclaw table changed his mind. He sat at the Slytherin table and took a few pancakes, scrambled eggs and some toast. The sight of the food made his stomach roll over slightly but he forced himself to take a bite of toast. When no ill effects occurred, such as projectile vomiting, he tucked into the meal.

Lisa noticed Theodore enter the hall. She watched him sit at his table and gather food on his plate. Fighting the urge to go over to him, she tried to follow the conversation about the Halloween party. It didn’t really interest her all that much seeing as how she had left it quite early.

“Can you believe the punch was spiked?” Padma Patil laughed. “You have some interesting friends, Parvati.”

“But they certainly made the party interesting,” Padma’s twin commented.

“Well that goes without saying. Seamus is a hoot, dressing up as Dumbledore. I can’t believe the headmaster went as Seamus also.” The twins giggled.

Marietta Edgecomb rolled her eyes. “Please, how immature can you be?”

Cho Chang looked at her friend aghast. “How can you say that? It was one of the best parties I’ve ever attended here. And not just because of the alcohol.”

“How can you say THAT?” Marietta asked. “Corner all but ignored you ALL night. Wait, you didn’t leave with him did you?”

Cho blushed. She looked around at the faces of the other girls. “No, I didn’t.”

“Oh MY God!” Marietta shrieked. The other girls stared with rapt wonder. “You slut! Who did you leave with then?”

“Yeah Cho,” Mandy urged. “Tell us then.”

The blush on Cho’s cheeks deepened and she smiled in embarrassment. “You’ll never guess.”

“We don’t WANT to guess, you little tramp. Tell us!” Marietta laughed.

Letting out a deep breath, her face a big smile, Cho said conspiratorially “Okay, okay. It was Theodore Nott.”

“What?” Lisa shouted, looking stunned.

Cho giggled. “I know. I know. Wild isn’t it? I can’t believe it myself, but trust me when I say this. That boy is certainly NOTT a slacker. He knows….”

Cho was cut off when Lisa slapped her across the face with her right hand. The sound of hand meeting cheek echoed throughout the hall and every eye turned towards the scene. Theodore watched, his eyes wide in amazement as Lisa swung at Cho again. Marietta grabbed the girl’s wrist and shoved her back where the Patil twins held her.

“You bitch! What the Hell was that for?” Cho shrieked.

Tears filled Lisa’s eyes as she looked murderously at the Asian witch. “You… you… you whore, Cho Chang!” Lisa yelled causing Professors Sprout and Flitwick to stand. They eyed the scene with concern, but were ignored by everyone present. The tears began to fall from Lisa’s eyes as she stalked over to a stunned Theodore. They stared at each other for long minutes. Theodore was impressed that the girl before him had so much power behind her small frame. Cho Chang’s cheek glowed red, the hand print on her face marring the pretty girl’s skin.

With another mighty swing, Lisa struck Theodore. His head snapped to the side with the force of the blow and he brought his hand up to his cheek feeling the welt growing. “You… How could you?” she sobbed before she dashed from the hall. Stunned silence followed as everyone tried to digest what had happened.

Blaise and Kamal entered then and sauntered over to Theodore. Noticing the mark on his face, Blaise asked regally “And what pray tell did we miss?”

Theodore stood up and moved to leave. Kamal grabbed his arm and pulled him back, but Theodore pried his arm free. “Mind your own business,” the sandy haired wizard said as he took off at a run.

He slammed through the double doors, the force of the exit sending a bedraggled looking Daphne to the floor again. She looked up in annoyance. “This is becoming a regular occurrence that I could do without,” she said sarcastically. “What the heck was that about?” Her two friends shrugged their shoulders with looks of stunned disbelief and amusement.

Theodore chased Lisa halfway up the staircase of the West Tower and finally caught her on a landing near a bust of Cliodne, a bird animagus. Lisa wheeled on him and began to pound his chest with her fists. She was slight but the power of her rage was sure to leave bruises on Theodore’s chest. He grabbed her wrists and pushed her up against the wall.

“You bastard!” she screeched over and over. Theodore didn’t relish anyone coming along to see what the commotion was about. He could think of only one way to keep her quiet. He kissed her, a crushing kiss that left her breathless. Tears streamed down her cheeks as she pushed him away at last. “I hate you, Theodore.”

Theodore’s face fell before he shook himself and flashed angry eyes on her. There was a door to the right of the statue and he roughly shoved her into the little room. Theodore came up short. The room was tiny yet comfortable. A perfect room for tea. There was a small table in the centre with three little chairs circling it. The ceiling was made of glass and up above was a huge bird’s nest. Loud chirping could be heard coming from the nest and made Theodore shudder at what fowl might make a home within. There were several empty cage stands littered around the room but no birds housed within. This was obviously a bird lover’s sanctuary.

The two students faced each other. Lisa tried to quell the wracking pain in her chest but was betrayed by the shuddering sob that escaped her lips. She moved to the windows and looked out. If only it was raining outside she could pretend the tears falling from her eyes were really raindrops.

Theodore moved to the table and absently ran his fingers over the delicate porcelain that rested on the surface. It was cold to the touch. He looked at the girl and swiftly moved to stand behind her. Looking over her head out the window he ran his fingers through her light blonde hair. She cringed slightly making Theodore frown in annoyance. “It’s your fault, Turpin.”

“What?” she wheeled on him in shock.

“You’re the one who avoids me in the corridors. You’re the one who ignores me in the library. You’re the one who makes snide comments about Slytherins in the Great Hall.” Each statement was punctuated with a poke of a finger to Lisa’s shoulder causing her to step back each time. With her back flat against the tall window, Theodore drew his face level with hers and stated in an angry voice, “And you’re the one who spurned me at the party. It would have been you and not Chang if you had any sense girl.”

He turned from her and sat heavily in one of the chairs. Surprisingly, Theodore noticed that the china on the table was now filled with warm tea and the plates held a few pastries. He poured two cups and took a small bite of a croissant. With his legs crossed at the ankles in front of him, he regarded the girl who still stood by the window facing him with her arms crossed over her chest. Her head was bowed and her hair hung around her face.

She looked up finally and settled her hurt eyes on him. “I was scared,” she said softly, her voice quivering.

Theodore sneered. He had expected as much. “Scared of what, you silly little bint?”

Very slowly, Lisa moved to the table and sat down across from Theodore. She took a sip of the tea and set the cup down. Her finger circled the rim of the cup, the smooth porcelain gliding under her skin. Her eyes stared into the murky depths of the beverage as she collected her thoughts. Theodore fancied he could see the wheels turning in her mind. “Scared of what others would think. Scared of how I would be treated when they found out I was with a Slytherin.”

“I think you let the cat out of the bag, Turpin,” Theodore chuckled lightly. “That stunt you pulled in the Hall wasn’t too subtle.”

Lisa put her face in her hands and heaved a great sigh. When she looked up the corners of her mouth twitched. “I know,” she said, chagrined. “And I shouldn’t care really. You’ve never minced words about sleeping with other girls. It’s not like you promised to be exclusive.”

Theodore had the good grace to look embarrassed. “No, I never promised that did I.”

“How do you think it makes me feel to hear you say you’re going to shag the entire Hufflepuff sixth years? God, they are such easy targets. Justin Finch-Fletchley has had a few of them for goodness sakes.”

Theodore reached out and took Lisa’s hand. “Trust me when I say this, Turpin, that was a very idle threat.” Theodore smiled when Lisa let out a small snort of amusement. He pulled her out of her chair and urged her into his lap. He wrapped his fingers through her silky hair and pulled her face to his for a desperate kiss. His tongue duelled with hers, the taste of the sweet croissant on his lips.

Cupping her hands on either side of Theodore’s face, Lisa pulled back and looked into his lusty eyes. “I’m still mad at you, Nott,” she panted.

He grinned devilishly. “I’m still mad at you, Turpin,” he whispered before he nipped at her neck with his teeth. She sighed breathlessly and melted into him, her chest crushing into his. He grasped the front of her top and slowly began to unbutton it, having difficulty as Lisa continued to kiss him. Growing frustrated at his lack of success, Theodore just tore it open making Lisa giggle.

“You better fix that when we’re done, Teddy.”

He chuckled low in his belly before bending his head to her chest and sucking at her soft flesh through her bra. Her hands wound in his hair holding him tight as she gasped in pleasure. His teeth bit into her hard nipple through the cloth as he reached behind her to unfasten the restrictive garment. Once he freed her tits from the confines of the bra, Theodore ran his tongue around the swollen nipple. Lisa shuddered at the warm tongue lavishing her skin. He brushed the cups and saucers from the table, the delicate china shattering to the floor. Desperately, Theodore lifted Lisa onto the surface and pushed her legs apart. Flipping the hem of her skirt up, exposing her damp panties, Theodore tore the thin material from her body and pressed his tongue to her wet pussy.

“Oh God yes, Theodore!” Lisa cried out. She thrashed on the table. Her back arched as Theodore’s talented tongue flicked over her clit, stroking it roughly. The wizard took the hypersensitive bundle of nerves into his mouth and sucked. Lisa began to moan loudly, her voice filling the room and causing the birds in the nest outside to flutter. “Yes! More, Teddy. Please, don’t stop!”

Theodore’s hands jerked Lisa’s legs apart further as he swept his fingers over her inner thighs, tickling her soft skin. Slowly he brought his fingers to her dripping pussy and shoved two inside her. She bucked wildly against his hand as her pleasure built. He could feel her body tense with the oncoming explosion of pleasure and he furiously pumped his fingers into her as he sucked on her clit. She writhed on the table, her body quaking as she gasped for release. With one last cry of ecstasy, Lisa shoved herself further into Theodore’s mouth and hand and shuddered before falling onto the table exhausted.

Theodore ran his hands over her legs and kissed her thighs lightly. He watched in amusement as the young woman’s chest heaved with the effort to draw in breath. He stood up between her spread legs and ran his hands over her belly up to her breasts, squeezing them softly. Lisa looked up at him, her eyes sparkling with lust and longing. She wrapped her legs around his waist and drew him down for a kiss. Her lips parted for him and their tongues played.

“Take off your clothes Theodore,” Lisa ordered as she sat up. As her lover stripped, she removed the rest of her clothes. Theodore slid his arm around her waist but she slapped him away. “Sit down.”

With a hungry smile, Theodore did as he was told. Lisa stepped over to him and bent down to kiss him, her lips sucking at his lower lip. With her tiny hands, she took hold of his hard cock and stroked it as her tongue worked into his mouth. He groaned at the unfair treatment. His smooth hands reached for her but she again slapped them away. Tantalizingly slowly, Lisa kissed down his neck, nipping at the fair skin. She could feel the beat of his heart through his neck as she kissed the pulse point just below his jaw. Theodore was sweating, the salty tang of the moisture spurring Lisa downward as she followed the plane of his stomach south.

Theodore slipped his fingers into her hair and tugged hard, forcing her up for another kiss. As their lips met, he pulled her onto his lap and sank his hard cock into her pussy. She mewed at the intrusion and clung to him desperately. Cupping her ass with his hands, Theodore began to move Lisa up and down his hard shaft. She glided over him, her pussy quivering around his throbbing cock. Her tight cunt, so deliciously swallowing him, forced a strangled moan from his lips as the wizard lost control. With a hoarse grunt of release Theodore let loose his seed, coating the girl’s insides with hot cum.

Lisa drove down onto him frantically. Her strangled moans were muffled into Theodore’s shoulder. Her searing breath flowing over his neck as she panted with her ragged movements on top of him. She bit into Theodore’s skin as she cried out with her second orgasm of the day. She raised her heavy head, looked into his eyes and saw the promise of many more to come.