Confessions of a Snarky Professor
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Chapter 6
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Chapter 6
It is some time after our last joining that I have a moment to reflect on what has occurred between myself and Miss Hermione Granger. I’m at a loss as to what to do now. Nothing has gone even remotely according to plan. I was supposed to lure her to me. She was supposed to be reluctant to my advances. I was going to lay on the old Snape charm and bed her. If someone was going to make anyone promise to love them body, heart, and soul it should have been me! I was the one who was supposed to be the one in control damn it!!! What went wrong?
As I lay here on my back sexually sated with a warm and willing young woman sprawled across my person, nuzzling my neck with her pert little nose, I can’t help feeling that I, Severus Snape Head of Slytherin House, have been set up. Not once has the control been mine since that damned visit from Dumbledore. Wait one bloody minute! I HAVE been set up! Not only that, but I’ve been outwitted by a seventeen year old Gryffindor! You know what? I don’t think I like it! No, I know I don’t like it! Damn her! NO, damn me!!!
“What do you mean WE?” I demand as I push her off my body onto the bed. I can see that I have taken her completely by surprise.
“What?” she asks. Her face is a picture of confusion. She sits up and looks at me as though I’ve somehow grown a second head.
I quickly get up from the bed to stand over her. I may be naked, but I won’t be for long! I can’t believe I was so stupid as to let my libido fog my brain into falling for Merlin only knows what despicable scheme. I should have known better!
“Earlier,” I sneer at her so she knows that she may have tricked me once but I’ll not be toyed with any longer, “you said, ‘I guess we planned all this for nothing.’ You planned this! And not just you but you and someone else! Well, the game is over!” I say as I summon my clothes and begin to dress.
“Of course I planned this,” she says; like I’m a fool for even mentioning it. I can’t believe the gall of the little wench! “What on earth are you doinait ait a minute! What game?!” she asks sounding a bit panicked. At last she realizes that I am on to her and her charms will no longer work on me!
“I’m getting dressed and if I were you I’d do the same thing! I don’t know what your scheme is, but I warned you before, Granger. I will not be toyed with. If you think the threat of losing my job over a sex scandal will get you anything from me you picked the wrong wizard, girl. I’d be more worried about your own precious skin if word of this leaks out. Now get dressed and get the hell out of my sight!” I say leaving no room for her to think she got the best of me.
“Severus, have you lost your mind?” she asks and I turn to her as the anger at being so easily fooled floods my veins. What on earth made me think a beautiful young witch like her would want the likes of me? How could I have been so blind? What kind of bloody fool am I that I would believe a girl who called me, the Great Greasy Git of Hogwarts, beautiful?!
I can see the panic in her eyes and I know she is afraid now. GOOD! She should be afraid. So what if I lose my job. Go ahead and tell the world I shagged you! I don’t need this job. I might have one heck of a battle with Dumbledore for screwing around with the female member of his precious Gryffindor Dream Team, but so be it. I’ll not be used. I do the using around here!
“Severus!” she cries, “What is wrong with you?! I told you before I don’t want anythfromfrom you!” I see her eyes getting glassy. Ha! Go ahead and cry little girl. I might have been weak before, but I’ll be damned if I let her use tears to manipulate me now!
I turn my back to her. It’s better this way. Despite my better judgement I don’t like this. That scared look in her eyes does something to my chest that makes it hurt inside.
“Severus, please look at me when I talk to you!” I hear her moving from the bed and she tries to touch my shoulder, but I purom rom her grasp.
“I didn’t know what else to do.” She sounds desperate and I hear the panic in her voice now. I knew she was up to something! Merlin, why didn’t I learn from your merciless undoing?
“I had to get them to help me. I know you don’t like Harry and Ron, but I was at the end of my rope.” She admits it! Those little pricks, Potter and Weasley were in on the game! I should have known! Damn them! Damn all Gryffindors everywhere. They were the bane of my existence as a youth and now the younger generation of them are wreacking havoc on my life as a fully grown wizard!
“Please, please look at me! I swear I didn’t do it to make you angry or to cause you any grief! SEVERUS?!” She wails and throws her arms tightly around me from behind. I try to wrench her from me as fast as I can because the feel of her wet cheeks pressed against my bear back has my chest tightening even more, but she once again has proven to be stronger then she looks. My but when this girl takes hold she doesn’t let go…
“I didn’t know where else to turn to.” She sniffles. “Please don’t be angry! I just didn’t want our first time to be our last. I couldn't think of a good way to be with you without getting one or both of us into trouble! I didn’t even know if you’d have me again! You said that it would only be the one time, but I just couldn't let you go. I had all those fantasies for so long and then you let me have that one night. And it was so much better then I ever could have dreamed.” Still more sniffles… She can’t think I believe… Did she say better?…
“Everyone says you’re such a bastard and I know you can be, but you have your reasons and I don’t care how bloody rotten you are! You’re brilliant and graceful and strong and God are you ythiything a girl could ever hope a lover would be and so much more! I just wasn’t sure how to get you alone again.
Harry and Ron are the ones who always come up with the plans. I always end up saving their behinds, but I’m not the one who comes up with the crazy stuff they do! I HAD to go to them for help. I should have known you’d be angry! I’m so sorry!”
My long frozen heart is thawing in a very painful way, my back is uncomfortably wet from Hermione’s tears, and all because she thinks I’m mad because she went to Potter and Weasel… I mean Weasley for help? Okay Severus, you really missed the Hogwarts Express on this one, old chap!
“They didn’t want to help me.” She goes on between even more sniffles as I turn around in her arms and look down at her bushy bowed head. More sniffles and a hiccup, “I tried to tell them that you weren’t so bad alone and that you were such a generous lover, but they turned this awful shade of green and made me promise if they helped me find a way to be with you again that I’d never discuss what goes on between us ever again and I’d give them copies of all my notes with the answers for essays and tests highlighted so they wouldn’t have to study all the time like I do. And they did help me! It was Harry’s brilliant idea to use a position as your teacher’s assistant to get us alone time together. Ron, being the great chess strategist he is, said we should have Harry plant the idea in Dumbledore’s head and make him think it was his own idea. Then Harry was to suggest me as being the best choice for your assistant since I have the highest marks of all the seventh years and it all worked. I know you hate them, Severus, but don’t you see they just want me to be happy and you make me happy.”
How could I have been such a dumb arse!? I put my arms around the poor distressed creature. How could I have ever doubted her? You’re a damned fool, Snape!
“Hermione, I’m not angry with you.” I say and before I can say more she looks up at me. Her red puffy eyes looking at me with hope that I’m not sure my own jaded heart could ever muster.
“You’re not?” she sniffles.
“No, little lioness, I over reacted and I… I…” I don’t get to apologize.
“OH SEVERUS!” she exclaims and throws her arms around my neck to give me another one of her forceful, but always welcome kisses.
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A/N - Chapter has been beta-ed by the magnificent Dryad! Let us all give her big cyber hugs and thank yous for making this story much easier to read! Thank you so very much, love!!! *hugs*
Chapter 6
It is some time after our last joining that I have a moment to reflect on what has occurred between myself and Miss Hermione Granger. I’m at a loss as to what to do now. Nothing has gone even remotely according to plan. I was supposed to lure her to me. She was supposed to be reluctant to my advances. I was going to lay on the old Snape charm and bed her. If someone was going to make anyone promise to love them body, heart, and soul it should have been me! I was the one who was supposed to be the one in control damn it!!! What went wrong?
As I lay here on my back sexually sated with a warm and willing young woman sprawled across my person, nuzzling my neck with her pert little nose, I can’t help feeling that I, Severus Snape Head of Slytherin House, have been set up. Not once has the control been mine since that damned visit from Dumbledore. Wait one bloody minute! I HAVE been set up! Not only that, but I’ve been outwitted by a seventeen year old Gryffindor! You know what? I don’t think I like it! No, I know I don’t like it! Damn her! NO, damn me!!!
“What do you mean WE?” I demand as I push her off my body onto the bed. I can see that I have taken her completely by surprise.
“What?” she asks. Her face is a picture of confusion. She sits up and looks at me as though I’ve somehow grown a second head.
I quickly get up from the bed to stand over her. I may be naked, but I won’t be for long! I can’t believe I was so stupid as to let my libido fog my brain into falling for Merlin only knows what despicable scheme. I should have known better!
“Earlier,” I sneer at her so she knows that she may have tricked me once but I’ll not be toyed with any longer, “you said, ‘I guess we planned all this for nothing.’ You planned this! And not just you but you and someone else! Well, the game is over!” I say as I summon my clothes and begin to dress.
“Of course I planned this,” she says; like I’m a fool for even mentioning it. I can’t believe the gall of the little wench! “What on earth are you doinait ait a minute! What game?!” she asks sounding a bit panicked. At last she realizes that I am on to her and her charms will no longer work on me!
“I’m getting dressed and if I were you I’d do the same thing! I don’t know what your scheme is, but I warned you before, Granger. I will not be toyed with. If you think the threat of losing my job over a sex scandal will get you anything from me you picked the wrong wizard, girl. I’d be more worried about your own precious skin if word of this leaks out. Now get dressed and get the hell out of my sight!” I say leaving no room for her to think she got the best of me.
“Severus, have you lost your mind?” she asks and I turn to her as the anger at being so easily fooled floods my veins. What on earth made me think a beautiful young witch like her would want the likes of me? How could I have been so blind? What kind of bloody fool am I that I would believe a girl who called me, the Great Greasy Git of Hogwarts, beautiful?!
I can see the panic in her eyes and I know she is afraid now. GOOD! She should be afraid. So what if I lose my job. Go ahead and tell the world I shagged you! I don’t need this job. I might have one heck of a battle with Dumbledore for screwing around with the female member of his precious Gryffindor Dream Team, but so be it. I’ll not be used. I do the using around here!
“Severus!” she cries, “What is wrong with you?! I told you before I don’t want anythfromfrom you!” I see her eyes getting glassy. Ha! Go ahead and cry little girl. I might have been weak before, but I’ll be damned if I let her use tears to manipulate me now!
I turn my back to her. It’s better this way. Despite my better judgement I don’t like this. That scared look in her eyes does something to my chest that makes it hurt inside.
“Severus, please look at me when I talk to you!” I hear her moving from the bed and she tries to touch my shoulder, but I purom rom her grasp.
“I didn’t know what else to do.” She sounds desperate and I hear the panic in her voice now. I knew she was up to something! Merlin, why didn’t I learn from your merciless undoing?
“I had to get them to help me. I know you don’t like Harry and Ron, but I was at the end of my rope.” She admits it! Those little pricks, Potter and Weasley were in on the game! I should have known! Damn them! Damn all Gryffindors everywhere. They were the bane of my existence as a youth and now the younger generation of them are wreacking havoc on my life as a fully grown wizard!
“Please, please look at me! I swear I didn’t do it to make you angry or to cause you any grief! SEVERUS?!” She wails and throws her arms tightly around me from behind. I try to wrench her from me as fast as I can because the feel of her wet cheeks pressed against my bear back has my chest tightening even more, but she once again has proven to be stronger then she looks. My but when this girl takes hold she doesn’t let go…
“I didn’t know where else to turn to.” She sniffles. “Please don’t be angry! I just didn’t want our first time to be our last. I couldn't think of a good way to be with you without getting one or both of us into trouble! I didn’t even know if you’d have me again! You said that it would only be the one time, but I just couldn't let you go. I had all those fantasies for so long and then you let me have that one night. And it was so much better then I ever could have dreamed.” Still more sniffles… She can’t think I believe… Did she say better?…
“Everyone says you’re such a bastard and I know you can be, but you have your reasons and I don’t care how bloody rotten you are! You’re brilliant and graceful and strong and God are you ythiything a girl could ever hope a lover would be and so much more! I just wasn’t sure how to get you alone again.
Harry and Ron are the ones who always come up with the plans. I always end up saving their behinds, but I’m not the one who comes up with the crazy stuff they do! I HAD to go to them for help. I should have known you’d be angry! I’m so sorry!”
My long frozen heart is thawing in a very painful way, my back is uncomfortably wet from Hermione’s tears, and all because she thinks I’m mad because she went to Potter and Weasel… I mean Weasley for help? Okay Severus, you really missed the Hogwarts Express on this one, old chap!
“They didn’t want to help me.” She goes on between even more sniffles as I turn around in her arms and look down at her bushy bowed head. More sniffles and a hiccup, “I tried to tell them that you weren’t so bad alone and that you were such a generous lover, but they turned this awful shade of green and made me promise if they helped me find a way to be with you again that I’d never discuss what goes on between us ever again and I’d give them copies of all my notes with the answers for essays and tests highlighted so they wouldn’t have to study all the time like I do. And they did help me! It was Harry’s brilliant idea to use a position as your teacher’s assistant to get us alone time together. Ron, being the great chess strategist he is, said we should have Harry plant the idea in Dumbledore’s head and make him think it was his own idea. Then Harry was to suggest me as being the best choice for your assistant since I have the highest marks of all the seventh years and it all worked. I know you hate them, Severus, but don’t you see they just want me to be happy and you make me happy.”
How could I have been such a dumb arse!? I put my arms around the poor distressed creature. How could I have ever doubted her? You’re a damned fool, Snape!
“Hermione, I’m not angry with you.” I say and before I can say more she looks up at me. Her red puffy eyes looking at me with hope that I’m not sure my own jaded heart could ever muster.
“You’re not?” she sniffles.
“No, little lioness, I over reacted and I… I…” I don’t get to apologize.
“OH SEVERUS!” she exclaims and throws her arms around my neck to give me another one of her forceful, but always welcome kisses.
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A/N - Chapter has been beta-ed by the magnificent Dryad! Let us all give her big cyber hugs and thank yous for making this story much easier to read! Thank you so very much, love!!! *hugs*