Private Life of Severus Snape

Title: The Incident of the Boggart
Authors: tiaoconnell and bewize
Warnings: spankings!
Disclaimer: Own Ana, nothing else, that all belongs to JKR

Ana was busy grading papers in her office, listening to Norah Jones on her specially fixed muggle CD player, thanks to a handy spell from Dumbledore. She was singing along softly, when she heard a loud and angry sounding knock on the door. When she called out for entrance, Snape shoved the door open and stormed in.

\"Hello Ana. I\'d like a word.\" She raised an eyebrow at him and pushed a chair towards him. \"Sure honey, what\'s up?\" She hut off the player and set down her pink quill, to give her clearly upset lover her full attention.

\"I understand that you had yoessoesson on Boggarts today,\" Severus said, frowning at her. \"I also understand that you gave some... interesting.... advice on how to deal with the student\'s various fears.\" Ana sighed, then gave him a serious look. \"Severus, now don\'t you get upset with me!\" she half scolded. \"Is it my fault half the students were terrified of you and you ended up looking like a kitten or Britney Spears or have your head explode?\"

\"It is when I hear you were the one who suggested that the students think of me signing \'Hit Me Baby One More Time,\' \" Severus growled. This time his smile was a touch more devious. \"Not a completely bad idea. What do you think? Not hitting of course, but.... something..... similiar?\"

Severus gave her a deep look. \"Ana. Don\'t you trust me enough to know that I would never hurt you?\" He pulled her into his arms, holding hloselose. He felt her lean her head against his chest and nod, then heard her hiccup. \"Severus, don\'t be angry honey! I wasn\'t trying to be naughty!\"

\"Are you completely sure of that?\" He tipped her head up and kissed her gently. \"Rumor suggests that you started a chorus line....\" She whimpered. \"Well, the muggle kids knew the song, but it was AFTER you as Britney Spears disappeared, I promise!\"

Ana looked at her hands, the sense of impending doom looming over her head. Severus was going to kill her for sure. Well, not actually kiss her of course, but spank her good enough that she\'d wish she was long gone!

\"After Britney Snape vanished.... what happened then?\" Severus waited, curious to see what she would say. The rumor mill had definitely not been her friend today. \'Then one of the kids piped up with the chorus and I joined and then half the class was singing it! And then I realized that Creevey kid was waving around a picture he had taken of you as Britney, and wouldn\'t give it to me, even though I gave him detention! So that is how it got plastered in the dungeon hallway.....\" Ana\'s voice trailed off.

Severus smirked. \"Who told them the spell to make it stick to the hall wall?\" \"I didn\'t honest! You can give me the truth serum, no wait, you can\'t! But honestly, Severus, I didn\'t I swear!\" Ana looked at him with her pleading gray eyes.

\"Ana- I\'ve heard from several sources that you told the students which page to look on. Stand Book of Spells, Year One, Page 211.\" Severus was getting mpre irritated, hating half truths. \"You believe the students over me?\" Ana\'s lower lip trembled and her eyes filled with tears. \"Have I ever lied to you?\" \"No sweetheart, you never have,\" Severus admitted, kissing her forehead. Never before had she hidden the truth from him, and if she was this upset, it was because she felt he did not believe her.

Ana smiled. \"Well, now that we\'re ok, you needmakemake it up to me!\" She kissed him and flicked her wand at the CD player, making sure that in two songs, Britney Spears would come on loud and play over and over.

Severus smirked. \"And what would you suggest?\" Ana began tickling his neck with her kisses. \"Oh, you know,\" she whispered, half purring while the first song of classical music concluded. \"Hmmm. What do I know?\" He tipped her head back, his hand in her curls, and kissed down along her neck.

She purred for him as he kissed her neck. Within two minutes, they both had lost their shirts the the kisses had grown to more intense things, when.....

Severus jerked back and started at her unbelievingly. Britney\'s sexy voice filled the office, crooning suggestively, \'Hit Me Baby One More Time.\' Ana began giggling hysterically. \"Payback for you not believing me!\" She smriked. \"Score one for me!\" She giggled again and playfully kissed his slightly crooked nose, before turning the CD player off.

While he was turned around to shut off the player, Severus pulled his chair our and grinned at her. \"Now, I think it may be my turn to score. Get your cute hind end over here.\" She immediately picked up on his playfulness. \"Not on your life bub,\" Ana announced, then winked. \"You\'ll have to get me first!\" She made a slow-motion run for the door.

It was very easy for Severus to scoop her off her feet, and he swung her over his shoulder, planting a firm swat on her rear, which with a flick of his wand, was now only panty-clad. \"Ouch!\" Ana yelped. \"Meanie! Waaaa let me go!\" She pretended to pound on his back by tapping him gently with her hands.

\"Enough of that, young lady! I think we both know how this is going to end....\" Had Ana seen his face, she would have found a rather delightful little smile spread over Severus\' usually sour expression.

Sweet giggles escaped Ana\'s lovely lips, and were music to his ears. \"Waaaa, I be good!\" She gave another giggle, then tickeld his neck. Severus swung her forward until she was sitting in his lap and he was seated on the chair.

\"Now why don\'t you tell me what you mean by being good?\" Ana kissed him. \"Hmm, not playing Britney Spears and laughing at blackmail photos of you?\" she offered. \"I think that\'s a nice compromise,\" Severus said between kissing her several times. \"And now that you\'re good again, how would you like to spend the rest of the afternoon?\" He raised his eyebrows and smiled devilishly at her.

Ana smirked at him. \"I think I\'ve been naughty,\" she winked. \"And what will you do about it? Before I go wild in the halls and corrupt the children?\" Severus chuckled. \"What should I do about it?\" he countered. \"Well, if you\'re smart, you\'ll nip the problem in the bud....But if you aren\'t, I\'ll go crazy. But don\'t look at me for suggetions mind you. Oops!\" She leaned over one of his knees. \"Dear me, I dropped a baby.\"

It was an invitation she knew he wouldn\'t pass up. And he didn\'t. Seizing her around her waist, he pinned her easily across his knees. \"Nip it in the bud, eh?\" Severus swatted her lightly several times. \"Not a bad idea at all, darling.\" With that, he quickly drew her panties down and began to \'nip\' away.

Ana squirmed over his stong thighs and gave a little purr. \"Darling, that\'s not what I meant!\" Then she giggled. \"Waaaa, how will I sit down?\" \"Oh, I think we can fix that later, don\'t you?\"

Now that he had her at his mercy, Severus wasn\'t in any hurry to let her go. Playfully, he let his hand roam over her bottom, occassionally rubbing, occassionally swatting. She stopped the playful protests and just enjoyed his wonderful hands, purring for him occassionally.\"

\"Am I a naughty girl?\" Ana asked softly. \"Very naughty, my pet. But, I can help with that.\" So say Sna Snape settled in and started spanking a little more earnestly. He enjoyed watching her skin turn pink and heat up under his hand. Her squirming spurred him on and he began to concentrate on turning the pink into a nice warm red.

She didn\'t yelp, as his spanks weren\'t really that hard, but the continued onslaught of the slightly stinging spanks soon grew into a warm fire as she squirmed. \"Ooooooh, Severus,\" she half yelped finally. Her bottom was tweaked with a gentle red hue that was warm to his touch, a lovely blush on her beautiful backside.

Reading her plea in her squirms, Severus brought his hand down hard: twice on each cheek, and then twice on each thigh where it connected to her bottom. \"Oww! Ouch! Yeow! Owwweee!\" She yelped, wriggling and squirming. \"I think I\'m good now!\"

Severus laughed and pulled her up to sit on his lap. He kissed her firmly, then stood, carrying her towards her chamber. \"I\'ll be the judge of that my dear,\" he told her, his voice low and full of a known and shared desire. \"It\'s my specialty after all.\" As Ana returned his firm and passion-filled kiss, he kicked the door of her bedroom shut behind him.