Harry Potter the Sexaholic

Chapter 6 Susan Bones


*smiles* Hi all!

I’m finally posting again. I’m so sorry to keep you all waiting for
sooo long. I’ll try to get better.

Thank you for all wonderful reviews... I kind of miss getting flames though. Lol,
isn’t there a little masochist in all of us? I’m going to celebrate a hundred
reviews today, I know most of them are flames or irrelative to my story but I
have some from ff net too.

Review answers!

Maxwell: Thank you! I’m glad you liked chapter five!

Smut Maniac: Thanks! I hope this is soon enough… err it isn’t you who are
sneaking out side my home now is it?

SlytherinDamian: Perhaps you are right, Harry may have gotten a little
too embarrassed. I want him to be sickly unembarrassed. Good luck with your fic!

Ignited Gonja Cat: Oh, yes perhaps a little disgusting. But I figured it
was fun too. I figure Sexaholism does just that to a person, it makes them have
sex even when it’s not appropriate. It’s too bad about the kiddies in your
school that got caught. I don’t think you can blame anyone for having sex though
unless it’s offensive to someone.

MaidenMasherV: Lol very brave and extremely stupid, isn’t that what
Rowling wrote when Harry jumped on to that trolls’ back in PS? Oh I doubt I’ll
let Harry leave Hogwarts in his search for sex as there are plenty of girls left
in Hogwarts to write about. Nice ideas though, someone should write them. All
too many fics are about Hermione and Snape! I really don’t get that paring.

Dana: Lol, I agree… having a 75 year old virgin watching is a complete
turn off… but it’s fun too. If it’s to any comfort, Katie didn’t see her at all
until afterwards. Lol, Wood is definitely doing everything to keep his team
happy. Thanks, BTW.

Lemon Lover: Thanks! As I wrote somewhere, I’ve given all characters a
lot sexual drive and in Luna’s case I think it would take a casual sex form.
Actually I imagine Hufflepuff girls to be the least shy, they love all the same.

coolone007: lol! Yep Harry and Hermione will get together in the end.

CarTMaN: Thanks! Sorry for not updating for so long.

Szelij: Something to make up for Cho… well I do feel very sorry for what
I let Harry do to Cho (and guilty too) so some kind retribution would be nice.
But I can’t think of something good or fitting so it will probably not be one.

Erika: Still writing……….. thanks.

Frodo: Thanks. A STD would be much worse I think… well maybe not.
Narcissa and Harry would be naughty. But I think Fleur will be the graduate.
Draco would be soo funny though if he found out that his mum had been with
Harry.

nuvula: Ohhh that is so funny, I never though of the possibility that she
would enjoy it. Hmm does anyone here dare to picture what McGonagall might
transfigure to give her that kind of orgasm?

the munchkinator: Of course I remember you! Thanks.

David S.: ;-D

I Was A Teenage Werewolf: Of course I’ll update this!

Stuart: Yep, going back to the Dursleys sounds pretty good but I doubt
they would let him. Thanks!

Curly Bob: Here’s the update :-)

Jude: Well yes *blushes* in fact this story got loads of more plot and
effort then I intended from the beginning. I suppose a more serious story would
picture the pain Harry is suffering more clearly and explain better why he takes
comfort in meaningless sex.

Shakin mah bakin: YES! Especially Cho and Hermione but Harry is cruel and
somewhat selfish in this story. It’s part of the plot.

Anon: Thanks, here’s the next chapter.

Renee: :-)

SalsaShark: If you define a rapist like that and you intrepid Hermione as
she didn’t want to have sex, then that would make Harry a rapist. I think
however, that Hermione is extremely capable of saying a no and if she really
didn’t want to she’d hex Harry’s privates so thoroughly that… well I’d exceed
the NC-17 rating if I went in to details. And don’t apologise for bringing it up
again. Thanks for liking the story, BTW.

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fact I don’t think there were any bad reviews for the last two chapters. Thanks!

Nicole: Thank you, Nicole. Here’s the next chapter.

pussy eater: Thanks! I’m afraid I won’t do any ladies, at least I don’t
think I will. Narcissa seems to be really wanted so if there is anyone older it
will probably be her... but I doubt it. Perhaps you’d like my other story on
this page, The final escape, it’s Harry and Bellatrix.

Mick: You know what they say, fat people have better orgasms. But Susan
isn’t fat in this fic, in fact I made her a seeker a poor one but still.

Orli: Harry needs a blowjob, what a coincidence.

Hummi: Nothing too special, I’m afraid. Here’s the update.

Red: Here is!

Queenie: I’m warning you now, rape is a crime and even if you do it to
yourself it is highly illegal! Lol. Thanks!

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Erika: Sorry Erika for taking so long but here it finally is.

Kevin: Yep that position can be great and you can watch TV too! Thanks.

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profile. Thanks!

Anon: Well READ READ READ… ;-)

Gimli: You wouldn’t dare! *looks nervously over at the potted plats* Well
guess I better update then :-)

Hmm wonder if even one tenth of you read your reply... anyway, on with the
story!

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Chapter 6 Susan Bones

As Harry had suspected, rumors about him and Katie were all around school
within hours. Once people realized that it wasn’t some kind of mistake that all
Gryffindors house points were gone the Slytherins figured out that Harry and
Katie was to blame. To thoroughly annoy Harry, Draco Malfoy thanked him for
handing over the house cup to Slytherin, which now led the house cup with more
then hundred points over Ravenclaw.

Soon the Gryffindors started picking on Harry and Katie as well. Katie was
crushed and apologized crying loudly in the great hall during dinner that it
only was sex and that she never meant to do it on the pitch. As Katie
practically yelled this out the great hall turned completely silent and everyone
watched Harry and Katie witg eyg eyes. No one had known it had been on the
pitch.

“On the Quidditch pitch?” Ron, who sat next to Harry as usual, asked
disbelievingly. His voice was ringing painfully loud in the great hall. Harry
stared down on his food not daring to meet anyone’s gaze.

Katie sobbed loudly. “Yes, on the Quidditch pitch and McGonagall saw and I’m
sorry... I’m so very sorry.”

Harry felt Snape’s gaze fixed on him and knew that the potion master was
smirking but Harry didn’t care about him. Instead, Harry looked up from his
plate to see how Hermione was taking this. He had now given up hope on ever
earning her friendship back but he still didn’t want her to be sad.

Hermione was probably the only one in the great hall not staring at Harry or
Katie, she sat just as he had, looking strait down, trying to ignore what was
going on. Harry could make out a book that she tried to read but it was upside
down. Victoria Frobisher, in Ginny’s year, who was sitting next to Hermione, put
a hand around her comfortingly and Harry looked down again.

Harry found that he didn’t feel very bad, sure it was bad that Katie was crying
and that they had lost all Gryffindors house points but those things were much
better then everything else that went on in Harry’s life.

Gryffindor Quidditch practice was very tense but Harry still enjoyed it. Soon
the weeks until their first Quidditch match had past and they faced Hufflepuff
on the Quidditch pitch. Harry was more determined to catch the snitch then usual
to get the Gryffindors to forgive him. A good victory party would probably make
everything just as usual again.

Hufflepuff had a new Seeker, Susan Bones, so there wasn’t any real competition
for the snitch as Susan was very inexperienced. Harry held the snitch firmly in
his hand after half an hour of the game. The Gryffindors were cheering loudly
for him as he landed triumphantly on the pitch.

“Good catch, Harry.” Susan congratulated him to show that she didn’t have any
hard feelings.

“Thanks,” Harry replied smilingly. “It was mostly luck.”

Susan smiled back. “It will take me years of practice to be as lucky as you then.”

Harry chuckled.

Susan was a very cute girl when smiling and she was smiling even though she had
just lost a Quidditch game. There was a short pause as they looked at each other
smiling. Susan looked pretty much as she had done when Harry had first seen her,
but much more curvaceous and sexy. Her braids were almost as exciting as her
breast to Harry.

Finally, Harry blushed and looked down.

“So you are having a party now?” Susan asked also slightly embarrassed.

“I guess so.” Harry replied and glanced up at her again. “If you want to you can
come too, it will be fun.”

“I’m a Hufflepuff…”

“Don’t worry about that,” said Harry at once smiling seductively. “No one will
mind.”

No one did mind Susan joining the Gryffindor party the slightest. Lavender and
Parvati brought a Wizard Wireless, which they played loud music on making the
Fat Lady shiver in her portrait.

Ginny and a friend of her had taken over the twins’ job and sneaked plenty of
food and Butterbeer up to the Gryffincommcommon room.

“I though we Hufflepuffs were the only house sneaking food up for our parties.”
Susan stated as she started eating a pasty.

“Oh, and why is that?” Harry asked playfully.

“Well, the Slytherins get everything they need by owl from their parents and the
Ravenclaws thinks water is good to drink and well… you got McGonagall and she
isn’t exactly lenient with food rules is she?”

“When it comes to Quidditch she is,” Harry said smilingly and reached for a
Butterbeer.

“Hey, you don’t want that Harry,” said Dean, handing him a glass of something
strongly smelling. “This is much better.”

“What is it?” Harry asked curiously.

“Hey, can I have some as well?” Susan asked sweetly at once, she obviously knew
what it was.

“Sure Susan… Poor another glass for the gallant loser, Seamus!”

“It’s whiskey,” Susan explained for Harry smilingly, as Dean handed her a glass.

“Ogden’s fire-whiskey,” Dean corrected proudly.

Harry sipped his glass carefully. It didn’t taste good at all but he forced the
contents down anyway. Susan smiled and drank several gulps from her glass. Harry
wasn’t going to be worse then a Hufflepuff and quickly emptied his glass even
though it burned his throat badly on the way down.

“Thirsty are we?” Dean smiled and filled Harry’s glass up again.

Only a few minutes later, Harry started realizing what alcohol really was. It
made him relax and feel warm but also witty somehow. Harry decided that he
wanted to touch Susan so when a slow song started he asked her for a dance.
Susan was very giggly and pressed her body against his, knowing fully well how
much she was teasing him.

“God, Harry,” Susan exclaimed laughingly towards the end of the dance. “What
kind of invitation do you need? Kiss me!”

Harry smiled and leaned down to kiss Susan. She closed her eyes and he did the
same. Susan held her lips closed as Harry gently started kissing them. They were
extremely soft and somehow sweet. Harry nibbled her bottom lip gently to see
just how soft it was. Harry could feel her lips twist into a smile as she let
her tongue out to play with his.

While exploring each other’s mouths Harry let his hands wander down to feel the
soft shapes of Susan’s waist and butt. The alcohol smudged his mind just enough
to make him forget about any slow approach but Susan didn’t mind. Her tongue
swirled around his even quicker as he held her tightly.

The music changed to a song with a heavy and quick beat but Harry and Susan
didn’t really notice, they stood in the middle of all dancing Gryffindors
kissing passionately, allowing their lusts free reign.

Without thinking of decency or anything like that, Harry started exploring the
front of Susan’s body with his hands as well. Susan allowed him and started
running her hands through Harry’s hair, this seemed to excite her.

“Hey, Harry mate,” Ron laughed, he was drunk too. “Stop that, I’m not old enough
to watch that yet!”

Harry smiled embarrassedly and withdrew his hands from Susan’s breasts.

“Oh, Ron you wouldn’t mind staying out of your dorm for a while?” Susan asked
pleadingly.

Ron was taken aback by Susan’s frankness, even though he was drunk and didn’t
reply.

“You’re a dear Ron,” Susan giggled at Ron’s lack of response. “I’m sure Hermione
won’t mind having you for the night if you ask her.”

Without waiting to hear Ron’s reply, Susan pulled Harry towards the stairs
leading to the boys’ dormitories.

“Sixth years, that would be you wouldn’t it?” Susan giggled as she read the sign
on the sixth year boys’ door closely.

Harry noticed that the alcohol made it hard to read, the letters wouldn’t stand
still. Harry grinned and opened the door for them. “Bed to the right, Sus.”

“Sus?” Susan giggled and slipped her hands in under his sweater to feel his
skin.

“Sus.” Harry stated pulling his sweater up to give her better access.

Susan didn’t settle with just pulling the sweater up a little and made her pull
it off completely.

“Quidditch players,” Susan muttered contently looking down on Harry’s athletic
body before she hugged him tightly and started kissing him deeply and wetly.

While kissing, Harry let his hands slip inside Susan’s sweater and found her
breasts. Susan wore some tight sport bra the just had to be removed. Harry ended
the kiss and started unbuttoning Susan’s sweater. She stood still for him,
patiently waiting until he had removed her sweater before starting to tear in
his pants.

Harry gasped loudly as Susan without any kind of warning slipped a hand down his
pants and grabbed his hard member around the shaft. She apparently couldn’t wait
to remove his pants before feeling him.

“Not fair I haven’t even uncovered your breasts,” Harry complained playfully.

“Don’t be shy; my pants only have one button.” Susan replied occupied feeling
him.

Harry kissed her as he let his right hand travel down her stomach and down
inside her skirt and panties. She seemed hotter and softer the further down he
went. What seemed like miles of skin down, he felt her smooth fur and the
softness of her mound.

With expertise, Harry let his hand travel over her vulva and inserted a finger
in her wet hole. Susan’s kisses got harder and she started pumping him as good
as possible in his pants. Susan was playing with his finger inside her vagina by
flexing her muscles.

Harry removed his now wet finger from her and let it trace the middle fold up to
her clitoris. Susan moaned in pleasure as he softly rubbed her love spot. Harry
was moaning softy too because Susan was very skillfully stroking him. They both
quickly came to a point where their clothes just had to be removed.

“More!” Susan told him and withdrew her hand from his pants.

Harry agreed and quickly led Susan over to his bed, almost forgetting to close
the dormitory door. Susan sat down on the edge of the bed and with loads of
curiosity, Harry slowly pulled Susan’s sport bra over her head.

Her breasts were gorgeous, the nipples were pointing straight out. They were a
bit like Pansy’s but much nicer somehow, perhaps just because they belonged to a
much nicer girl. But for the moment they were Harry’s. After just watching
Susan’s breasts for a moment, Harry pushed Susan back on the bed and lay down
over her, trailing kisses down from her neck to one of her nipples while
stroking the other with his hand.

Susan started running her fingers in Harry’s hair again and moaned softly as he
kissed her nipple almost forcefully.

“Hmmm Harry,” she murmured and pushed his head further down away from her nipple.

It took a few seconds before Harry realized what Susan wanted. With a gentle tug,
Harry pulled Susan’s skirt and knickers off revealing her body completely.

“You’re still on potion aren’t you?” Susan asked gently.

“Yes for another few weeks.” Harry replied as he moved away from her to take off
his pants.

A few seconds later Harry was back on top of her again and Susan put her hands
back in his hair. Harry pushed his penis against her closed thighs begging for
entrance.

“I can be a little tight sometimes so go slow the first few thrusts so that I
can expand.” Susan told him as she pulled him down for a kiss and parted her
legs.

The kiss was something more then just a kiss, it told Harry she trusted him with
very sensitive parts of her body. Harry slowly pushed against her opening with
his penis, Susan met his push with one of her own and he slipped slowly inside,
stretching her out to fit him. Her wetness urged him to go faster but he kept it
slow not to hurt her. Her breath became quicker and shallow as he slipped deeper
into her.

“How does that feel, Sus?” Harry asked as he reached a halt deep inside her.

“Wonderful,” Susan panted, locking her eyes with him for a fraction of a second
before Harry started moving out of her and she tossed her head to one side in
pleasure.

“Ohhh,” She moaned as he plunged back inside making her breasts sway.

Susan pinched her nipples, holding her large breasts a little in place as Harry
set a steady tempo in and out of her pussy.

“Oh god, Harry, you are so beautiful.” Susan cooed after a few minutes that
seemed like several wonderful hours. “You have the nicest smile and the most
wonderful eyes.”

Harry was very surprised by Susan’s sudden compliments but smiled all the same.
He could now feel is excitement building inside him and new he wasn’t very far
away from orgasm.

“Your skin is so nice and warm, your hair is so smooth and your cook,” Susan
shivered slightly before she continued, “Your cook is... is...”

Susan trailed off and put her arms around his back, pulling him down. Harry felt
her hard nipples in his chest and her every breath. He could tell now that he
was closer to her, that she was going to orgasm.

“Harry, please come with me,” Susan croaked out and kissed him hard on his mouth.

She let her tongue roam almost uncoordinated in his mouth it seemed and she
moaned down his throat. Harry was a little overwhelmed by having so much Susan
everywhere and felt his penis reach a peak of hardness.

Susan broke the kiss abruptly and arched her back, gasping for breath. Her
vaginal muscles clamped down around him, making him throb hard in return.

She felt him throb and gasped. “Oh please, I want to feel you come... Harry.”

Her vaginal muscles clamped around Harry again and a violent spasm shot through
her body. She moaned loudly and wriggled beneath him, enjoying her orgasm. Harry
came as well and squirted his semen inside Susan’s pussy making her orgasm even
harder.

After a few frantic thrust Harry slumped down on Susan, breathing heavily, every
nerve in his body tingling and every vain pulsating rapidly. Susan was panting
heavily as well underneath him and Harry felt extremely pleased with himself.
For a few minutes, they just lay there, listening to each other’s breath and
heartbeats slowly settling down.

“I’m cold,” Susan finally said sleepily.

“Mmm…” Harry replied as he slipped out of her vagina and pulled the bed cover
over them.

Susan turned her back to him and Harry lay down behind her, wrapping one arm
around her for comfort. Without thinking of consequences, they both fell asleep.

“History of fucking Magic!” Susan’s frantic yell awoke Harry the following
morning.

Harry’s arm that was still wrapped around her was thrown away as Susan leapt out
of bed. Her naked body did nothing to calm Harry’s morning erection. Her every
move seemed to make her breasts sway in some way, and she moved a lot as she
started looking for her clothes that were scattered around the dorm.

“History of magic?” Harry asked confused.

“Yes, History of magic!” Susan replied throwing his boxers to him. “It started
fifteen minutes ago!”

“Binns won’t notice you’re late.” Harry said, hoping she would come back into
bed, as he was more then eager to repeat last night’s adventure.

“I’m still late!”

“If you enter class now, Binns will notice you entering late and might take
points but if you just skip it altogether…”

“You’re just horny.” Susan interrupted him.

“Well… yeah.” Harry admitted removing the cover so that she could see his eager
penis. “Seeing you running around naked does that to males.”

Susan sighed. “Just because you are so nice, Harry.” She said as she walked to
his bed and bend down over him.

Harry gaped as Susan without any kind of hesitation first kissed his penis and
then slid it into her mouth.

“Susan,” Harry said incredulously.

“Mmm?” She replied, sucking his penis hard.

Harry couldn’t think of anything to say so he just moaned and grabbed her blond
hair. At some point her braids must have been removed because now all her hair
spilled over his body.

“You are so sweet, Susan.” Harry told her.

Susan changed her technique slightly and started pumping him with her mouth.

“You are going to make me orgasm.” Harry warned her, not until now realizing she
would make him come in her mouth.

Susan giggled softly but didn’t stop swirling her tongue around him.

Harry couldn’t help directing her head up and down slightly as his orgasm built
up and he finally exploded.

Susan stroked his balls gently as if congratulating them on a good job. She
didn’t let go of him until his penis started deflating.

“That was wonderful, Susan.” Harry told heilinilingly.

Susan smiled back. “Now I really need to go to history of magic,” she said as
she got up from him and started looking for her clothes again.

Harry was taken aback. Would she just do this for him and not want anything in
return? Harry knew the answer at once, she would but Harry wouldn’t let her.

“Susan, come back here.” Harry ordered her gently.

“You are really sweet Harry but I really have to go and you probably have
lessons too.” Susan answered as she finally found her bra and put it on.

“You don’t expect me to let you please me without anything in return?” Harry
asked pretending to be insulted.

Susan stopped and turned to face him. Perhaps without thinking she touched
herself between her legs. As her lips parted slightly at her touch, Harry could
see that she was glistening wet and smiled at her.

Susan was torn for a few moments before she gave in and lay down on Harry’s bed.
Knowing Susan didn’t want it drawn out, Harry quickly positioned himself between
her legs and kissed her stomach. He found her belly button an interesting place
and let his tongue twirl inside it on it’s way down her abdomen.

Susan placed her hands in his messy hair again and nestled them into his scalp.

“I did tell you, you have a wonderful hair didn’t I Harry?” Susan cooed as Harry
pulled her outer lips aside so that he wouldn’t get to much hair in his mouth as
he licked her.

It struck Harry how very much alive Susan was as he felt how warm and wet she
was with his tongue. Her taste was sweet and highly erotic. Harry played with
her inner lips making them cover her entrance and then open wide. After
exploring her folds thoroughly Harry let his tongue enter her and felt her
muscles play with him. From the vagina, Harry moved his tongue up and licked her
little nub of flesh.

Susan moaned pleasurably and ran her hands through his hair.

Harry started liking her spot from bottom and up, feeling her clitoris poke out
underneath it’s hood.

“You know, Harry, you are such a male.” Susan told him playfully.

Harry looked up at her wonderingly and at the same time removed a pubic hair
from his mouth.

“Why is that?” He asked.

“You don’t have to just lick like that you know… it’s great and it’s enough to
make me come but well…” Susan said awkwardly.

“And this is a typical male thing?” Harry asked smiling slightly.

“Yes, girls kiss boys lick.” Susan told him almost apologetically.

“Girls kiss?” Harry asked curiously, wondering at once if Susan had been with
many girls but didn’t ask as he didn’t want to tell her all the girls he had
been with.

“Yes,” Susan replied. “Girls go closer and are more playfully, boys are so
caught up with all female things and explore rather then please.”

Harry knew he had ablyably enjoyed exploring her more then bringing her to
orgasm.

“So I should kiss you?” He asked, determined to become better.

“Not really kiss, more like make out with my clit… and you could while licking
try to spell the alphabet with your tongue or something.” Susan told him.

“Right,” said Harry as he bent down again.

This time Harry started with a kiss on her little pleasure nub.

“How was that?” Harry asked teasingly.

Susan didn’t reply in words, she just pressed his head down onto her warm
softness. Harry didn’t have any room to extend his tongue but it didn’t matter
as he was supposed to kiss her rather then lick her. Harry opened his mouth as
when making out and gently let his tongue swirl over her clit.

Susan moaned his name.

Harry was grateful that she had given him the idea of spelling the alphabet as
it kept him from swirling the tongue in the same way. Every vowel Harry decided
to break the kiss and trail her middle fold with his tongue to clean away her
fluids. Thinking of letters wasn’t really something Harry wanted to do at the
moment but he wanted to please her more then anything.

“Oh god!” Susan panted when he reached the letter O and cleared away her natural
lubrication. However, her fluids were flowing so heavily that one lick didn’t
clear them away.

It would be a pity, Harry thought, to just let her wetness go wasted. While
continuing on the alphabet Harry gently inserted two fingers into her body.
Susan jerked her hips to meet his fingers instinctively and clamped her vaginal
muscles around his fingers in pleasure and surprise.

“Oh Harry!” She moaned huskily.

Harry smiled while kissing her and gently started sliding his fingers in and out
of her warm and wet vagina. He could tell by the way she moaned that she was
approaching her climax quickly. Her clitoris had expanded to at least twice it’s
original size and so large that Harry without any trouble could suck on it
causing Susan wriggle her entire body. He pumped his fingers in and out of her
faster. Her hips started thrusting against his fingers and Harry found it a
little hard to hang on to her with his mouth.

Her vagina squeezed his fingers hard and more fluids then ever before were
streaming out of her. Harry knew she was climaxing. When her body finally
relaxed and she lay peacefully with her eyes closed, Harry withdrew his fingers
and started licking her clean. He enjoyed it immensely and his penis grew hard
again.

Harry was just wondering if Susan might agree to make love with him and skip
morning lessons all together when the dormitory door suddenly swung open. Harry
spun around quickly, wondering who might have walked in on them, hoping it
wasn’t Neville for some reason.

It wasn’t Neville, it was much, much worse. It was McGonagall, again. She
appeared to have thought the room was empty as all students were supposed to be
in class and she was holding some sort of house announcement that she probably
was going to put up on the door.

McGonagall stared at Harry for a fraction of a second, her eyes lingering on
Susan’s liquids that there was glistening all around Harry’s mouth and then down
on Susan who still had her legs wide open before quickly turning around. Harry
quickly wiped Susan’s juices off his face. He feared McGonagall now was thinking
Susan had done what she thought Katie had done and that Harry had been drinking
it.

McGonagall was silent for a full minute that seemed like hours before she came
to life.

“Potter! Bones!” She spat her voice echoing in the tower, “Get your clothes on!
And why aren’t you in Charms and History of magic?”

“We overslept Professor McGonagall,” Susan replied meekly. “We were making love
late last night and fell asleep before we could set any alarm clock. We would
have missed our morning classes so we had sex instead.”

Harry was stunned by Susan’s frankness. It was definitely true, Harry thought,
Hufflepuffs were honest.

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Right, so McGonagall walked in again. I’m sorry all of you who didn’t like that.
I know this chapter may seem a little meagre compared to last but well... that’s
the way it is.

Next chapter is named “Virginia Weasley”

Oh and Dana I really need to know if you’d like to be anything more then just a
name because if you haven’t changed your mind I figure you’ll be in next Chapter.