Erotic Confessions
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Category:
Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
9
Views:
4,441
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Good vs. Evil
“Somewhat.”
“Well, you shouldn’t be.”
Harry sits back down in a chair and finishes his breakfast before telling Hermione he needed a shower.
“Take a shower with me before I go to class.”
“It’s Saturday.”
“Oh! I have scheduled Quidditch practice for today and a game at 5. I need to get going.”
‘Well you could still use one.”
“Actually, I think I better go to practice. I will hang with you after the game.”
Harry comes up to Hermione and gives her a nice soft French kiss and says: “I love you beautiful.”
“Stop it, you’re making me cry.”
“No you’re making me cry.”
They both laugh in unison as Harry put on his Hogwarts robes from last night and he shuts the door.
Hermione sits in her room looking at her diamond engagement ring.
She was going to marry the “Boy Who Lived”.
Hermione starts to study for her finals until a knock is heard on the door.
“Who is it?”
“It’s me!”
Hermione realized that it was Luna as she reluctantly opened the door.
“Why did you break up with Ron?”
“Because I needed to be alone.”
“Well, personally I think you’re lying.”
“Why?”
“I just saw Harry walking in his dirty Hogwarts robes from yesterday while he’s supposed to be at Quidditch practice. Ron asked me to come by to see if you knew where he was.”
“Well, I don’t know where Harry was. You are asking the wrong person.”
“Actually Hermione, I think I am asking the right person.”
“Excuse me, I don’t think you know who you are talking to.”
“Yes, I do, so what if you are Head Girl? Oh and I bet you gave Harry some last night!”
Hermione’s face turned red as a tomato.
“I’m taking twenty points from Gryffindor and I’ll give you detention with Professor Snape!”
“Hey, you might be punishing me, but at least I know that you did that with him last night.”
“You don’t know a damn thing!”
“Yes I do.”
“No YOU don’t!”
“I heard moaning from your bedroom last night.”
“I think you’re just imagining things!”
Luna laughs and makes mocking noises at Hermione.
“I heard you two in here, Ron said that Harry left the Marauder’s Map in his possession and he told me where it was and I snuck and took it out of his robes. I went walking around and I heard “Ohh Mione, suck it harder!”
“Well, I am going to take you to the nurse so she can make you mentally stable. I knew you were crazy when I first saw you!”
“If you don’t deduct any points from Gryffindor and don’t give me detention, I won’t tell Ron about this.”
“It’s not true and I’m not going to take away your punishment.”
“Too bad that you didn’t soundproof the room.”
Luna held up a tape recorder and smirked.
“Are you sure the sorting hat put you in the right house because I believe you belong in Slytherin!”
Hermione picked up her wand and mumbled a spell, the tape recorder turned into dust.
“That is my punishment for you, you may leave.”
Luna looked at Hermione’s ring.
“Who gave that to you?”
“My mother.”
“Yeah right.”
“It’s true.”
“A mother just wouldn’t give their daughter a nice diamond ring!”
“Well mine would because she can actually afford it.”
“You sound just as bad as Malfoy.”
“I’m the complete opposite of that git Luna and you know it!”
“Well, I still don’t think your mom gave it to you. Thanks for lessening my punishment.”
Luna smirked again and Hermione reluctantly said, “You’re welcome and leave now because I have some studying to do.”
Luna walks out as Hermione slammed the door.
“I can’t stand that prat Luna Lovegood, who does she think she is!”
“Well, you shouldn’t be.”
Harry sits back down in a chair and finishes his breakfast before telling Hermione he needed a shower.
“Take a shower with me before I go to class.”
“It’s Saturday.”
“Oh! I have scheduled Quidditch practice for today and a game at 5. I need to get going.”
‘Well you could still use one.”
“Actually, I think I better go to practice. I will hang with you after the game.”
Harry comes up to Hermione and gives her a nice soft French kiss and says: “I love you beautiful.”
“Stop it, you’re making me cry.”
“No you’re making me cry.”
They both laugh in unison as Harry put on his Hogwarts robes from last night and he shuts the door.
Hermione sits in her room looking at her diamond engagement ring.
She was going to marry the “Boy Who Lived”.
Hermione starts to study for her finals until a knock is heard on the door.
“Who is it?”
“It’s me!”
Hermione realized that it was Luna as she reluctantly opened the door.
“Why did you break up with Ron?”
“Because I needed to be alone.”
“Well, personally I think you’re lying.”
“Why?”
“I just saw Harry walking in his dirty Hogwarts robes from yesterday while he’s supposed to be at Quidditch practice. Ron asked me to come by to see if you knew where he was.”
“Well, I don’t know where Harry was. You are asking the wrong person.”
“Actually Hermione, I think I am asking the right person.”
“Excuse me, I don’t think you know who you are talking to.”
“Yes, I do, so what if you are Head Girl? Oh and I bet you gave Harry some last night!”
Hermione’s face turned red as a tomato.
“I’m taking twenty points from Gryffindor and I’ll give you detention with Professor Snape!”
“Hey, you might be punishing me, but at least I know that you did that with him last night.”
“You don’t know a damn thing!”
“Yes I do.”
“No YOU don’t!”
“I heard moaning from your bedroom last night.”
“I think you’re just imagining things!”
Luna laughs and makes mocking noises at Hermione.
“I heard you two in here, Ron said that Harry left the Marauder’s Map in his possession and he told me where it was and I snuck and took it out of his robes. I went walking around and I heard “Ohh Mione, suck it harder!”
“Well, I am going to take you to the nurse so she can make you mentally stable. I knew you were crazy when I first saw you!”
“If you don’t deduct any points from Gryffindor and don’t give me detention, I won’t tell Ron about this.”
“It’s not true and I’m not going to take away your punishment.”
“Too bad that you didn’t soundproof the room.”
Luna held up a tape recorder and smirked.
“Are you sure the sorting hat put you in the right house because I believe you belong in Slytherin!”
Hermione picked up her wand and mumbled a spell, the tape recorder turned into dust.
“That is my punishment for you, you may leave.”
Luna looked at Hermione’s ring.
“Who gave that to you?”
“My mother.”
“Yeah right.”
“It’s true.”
“A mother just wouldn’t give their daughter a nice diamond ring!”
“Well mine would because she can actually afford it.”
“You sound just as bad as Malfoy.”
“I’m the complete opposite of that git Luna and you know it!”
“Well, I still don’t think your mom gave it to you. Thanks for lessening my punishment.”
Luna smirked again and Hermione reluctantly said, “You’re welcome and leave now because I have some studying to do.”
Luna walks out as Hermione slammed the door.
“I can’t stand that prat Luna Lovegood, who does she think she is!”