Simple Paradise.

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Chapter 5. Rons decision and Severus' plan.


Charms abouabout to begin, Ron and Hermione were sitting, waiting for Flitwick to start class.

"I can't believe you, Ron." Hermione scowled.
"What?" He questioned innocently, ignoring Seamus who was obviously flirting with him.
"Doing that to Harry and Snape was wrong and you know it. They're happy and you could be too. Seamus likes you, why not try that out instead of trying to rHarrHarry's happiness. You had no right doing that. You're no worse than Draco. That was pure evil and you deserve a good beating." Hermione finished breathlessly.
"Maybe you should butt out. You're as bad as my mother. She lets you and George screw. You don't see my folks flipping out. But once the famous Harry Potter has a little fun with me, they act homophobic and kick him out. Then Harry goes and gets pregnant by Snape of all people!"
"Its your guys' fault for not locking the door, you prat."
"Harry practically pounced me. What was I supposed to say, 'Go lock the door, before you let me ravish you.' Christ." Ron scowled at Hermione, his mind racing with ideas and thoughts.
"Well..." Hermione started but stopped, there was no use arguing with a pigheaded prat.

Class was soon over and they walked down to Snape's classroom. A loud explosion escaped the stone walls causing them to quicken their pace.
"What the hell?" Hermione asked as she walked in seeing Dumbledore teaching.
He was laughing in delight as a scared second year scurried away like a small mouse.
Ron laughed, "Beats the old git."
Severus awoke with a start at the sound of the explosion.
"That old fool better clean up my lab." growgrowled getting up.
"Come back to bed," Harry crooned.
"Albus is blowing up my lab."
"He'll be fine."
"He'll kill us all," Sev whined. "Besides lunch'll be soon and I want to talk to Ron."
"Alright. Hurry back." Harry said falling back into a deep slumber.
Sev walked through his office into the potions room.
"What in the mane of Merlin are you doing here Albus?"
"Teaching them what not to mix when making a potion," Albus smiled as a lime green cloud of smoke hovered around his head.
"Can I borrow Ronald?" Sev sneered at Ron.
"Of course," he said knowing Snape wouldn't hurt Ron.
Ron got up and followed Snape into his office. He took a seat.
"Why do you hate me so much Ronald? Perhaps you havn't notived but Harry loves me and wants you to talk to him."
"Well, Professor..I hate you because, you stole Harry from me."
"He came willingly after the first taste of me."
"I know, but...I love him."
"He loves you too, but not the same way. You know, you are a very attractive young man and you could get someone who loves you as much as you love them."
"I know."
"So, let go of Harry and find Prince Charming."
"Alright," he smiled, "thanks."
"For what?"
"Loving Harry and making him happy."
"How could I not?" He smiled, "Now get back to the loony old man and talk to Harry at lunch."
"I'll try."
"Bye."
"Bye," Ron said as he left to listen to the old man in the next room rant.
Sev Yawned and went back to lay down.
Albus took a purple plant and mixed it with an odd green potion that smelled of rotted eggs. It blew up in minutes and everyone was splattered with foul smelling brown gunk.
Ron yelled and blocked Seamus from getting hit, "Sev was right," he growled, "he is a nutter."
"Thanks," Seamus beamed, "Maybe I can repay you later."
"Sorry," Albus yelled.
The classes passed quickly and lunch was soon here. Ron was sitting at the Gryffindor table talking to Seamus as he waited for Harry.
Meanwhile, Sev was having trouble waking Harry up.
"Lunch time, pookie." He teased.
"Pookie? Did you get a god lazier then me?" Harry questioned sleepily.
"Snookums?" Sev laughed. "C'mon, it's time to get up."
Harry sat up and teased, "So you got two dogs."
He finally got up though, it did take great effort to will himself to do it. He smoothed out his messy robes and waited for Severus to come along.
Sev smiled, "Hrm...I'll see you later?" He teased.
"Of course," he replied as he headed off to the Great Hall. He needed to talk to Hermione and eat.
Severus left shortly after and sat beside Minerva.
Ron was sitting across from Seamus, sucking on what looked like a carrot.
Hermione was close by and waved Harry over.
"Hello," he said trying not to notice what Ron was doing.
Ron laughed at Harry as he put his goot up in Seamus' lap. "S'wrong Harry?" He asked as he bit the carrot.
"Ouch," Harry whinced, "Not much, just hungry."
Ron laughed and looked at Seamus wondering if his foot wiggling had any effect.
"Sorry about earlier mate."
"S'all right," Harry said through a mouth full of food.
Seamus on the other hand was wiggling in his seat uncomfortably. Ron was having an effect on him, as his errection started to get painful.
"Seamus, would you like to go up to our dorm and uh.. study?"
"Yeah." Seamus sid immediately. He got up slowly and waited for Ron at the end of the table.
Ron winked at Harry and led Seamus up to the Dorm.
Sev smiled warmly at Harry.
"What's gotten into those two?" Dean questioned.
"Cupid?" Harry laughed, wondering if Sev's talking did Ron some good.
Severus winked at Harry and turned to Minerva. "What's new?"
"Not much," she mused, "How're things with you? Have you and Harry picked a name yet?"
"Damon." Sev said proudly, puffing out his chest.
"Cute."
Dean looked at Harry. "Severus looks proud. When are you going to be bonded?"
"Between now and six months. Before the babies born is all I know." Harry answered with a wide grin.
"Am I invited?" Dean said outing cutely.
Sev got up and talked to Dumbledore.
"Our bonding will be in two weeks, can we use the Great Hall. Everyone's invited."
"Of course." Albus said cheerfully," we'll have a feast in your honor."
"Alright sir," Sev smiled. "Will you make the announcement tonight?"
"Yes, at dinner I think."
"Thank you sir. Can I take Harry to Hogsmeade for our rings tonight?"
"Yes, of course."
"Thank you sir."
"Anytime Serverus."
Sev started dancing around the head tanle happily.
"Tra la la la la...I'm getting married!"
Hermione laughed and nudged Harry. Harry giggled and ran to join him.
Sev took his hand and they danced around the room together happily.
Dean chuckled very loudly, "Well.. that's not a sight you'll see to often."
"Not too often at all and Seamus and Ron are missing it." Hermione giggled.
"Oh well, I'm glad Harry's with Sev..He changed so much."
"Yeah, they're both much happier."
Lunch was over almost as quickly as it started. At the sound of the bell, the dancing ceased and everyone hurried to class.
Sev smiled bringing him to the Entrance Hall.