Devonna

It was a cold, rainy evening at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Harrry and Ron had found a secret little place in the castle and consumating and fulfilling their love.
Earlier that day, Harry wrote a note to Ron saying: Let\'s do it tonight! Love, Harry.
Ron wrote back: We can\'t, my dear Harry. Someone will catch us.
Harry answered: Don\'t worry. I\'ll bring the broom and the supplies!
So, later, on the way to the Secret Spot, Ron said nervously, \"What if Malfoy catches us? He\'ll tell Dumdledore and we\'ll be expelled!\"
\"He can\'t expell us for being in love,\" Harry murmured dreamily.
\"He could expell us for sneaking out of bed to go to the Secret Spot,\" Ron insisted.
Harry stoppped and grabbed Ron by the arm. \"Ron, do you love me or not?\"
\"Yes, I love you, Harrykins,\" said Ron lovingly. \"But if my mom finds out, she\'ll send me a howler.\"
\"Oh, I\'m gonna make you howl tonight,\" said Harry most hornily and pounced on Ron, pushing his red-headed lover into the Secret Spot.
Slowly, as they gazed into each other\'s eyes, Harry unbuttoned Ron\'s robe, fingers trembling with passion. Both were nervous but their curiousity was dominant. Ron reached over and stroked Harry\'s luscious, jet black tresses. As they embraced one another tightly, their lips locked uncontrolably.

As their hands grazed each other\'s backs tenderly, a shuffling of feet was heard. They looked up to see Malfoy gazing longingly at Ron and Harry\'s entwined flesh, sweaty and speckled with dirt from the floor; tighty whities even whiter than usual.

Ron looked at Malfoy and said angrily, \"Haven\'t you ever seen two chaps making love?\"

\"Well, of course. Daddy does it all the time,\" Malfoy answered eagerly. \"I\'ve always wanted to try it, though.\"

\"We\'re a twosome, not a threesome!\" said Harry coldly.

Malfoy\'s face turned down into a pout and he stomped away, rejected.

The next day, word had gotten around of Harry and Ron\'s affair. Their classmates shunned and ridiculed them for their expression. It was a miserable week as there was hardly any love making.

Their classmates soon stopped bothering them about their expression, though. They had more time for Hermione. They noticed she had been scuttling off to corners during spare time periods. They found this odd.

Ron and Harry started following Hermione everywhere she went. However, they always seemed to be stopped by a staff member and told to leave immediately while Hermione left with whatever staff member it was. After a while, they gave up trying to find out who Hermione was doing and indulged in sex, each time hotter and heavier than the last. (The one thing they did discover was that Hermione always returned cheerfully from her outings.)

Malfoy had been very cold towards Harry and Ron ever since their refusal. However, there was a hint of longing in his deep, pale blue eyes as if he wished to pounce on Harry like a cheetah on a gazelle. Harry knew this very well and he avoided Malfoy\'s penetrating stare for fear that Malfoy would seduce him into ditching Ron.

One night, Harry and Ron decided to slove the mystery of Hermione\'s odd behaviour once and for all. After everyone was in bed, the ayoung couple draped Harry\'s invisibility cloak around themselves and took off after Hermione. To their surprise began skipping toward Hagrid\'s hut.

\"I wonder what Hermione and Hagrid are doing together so late at night...\" Ron whispered to Harry.

The boys weren\'t able to get into the hut before Hermione closed the door, so they hurried to a side window. The window granted them a flawless view of Hermione\'s confrontation with the gamekeeper. They couldn\'t hear what was being said but judging by the way Hermione was sitting on Hagrid\'s lap and stroking his scruffy brown beard, Harry deduced that the two were murmuring intimately.

Harry and his docile lover watched eagerly as Hagrid suddenly started to gyrate suggestively in front of Hermione. Hermione sat comfortably in the large chair Hagrid had been using.

\"Wow! I never knew Hagrid was such a great dancer,\" Harry whispered thoughtfully as the giant jerked his pelvis in Hermione\'s face. Hagrid peeled off his top, tossed it aside and rubbed his bottom against the knee of the delighted Hermione. Beard swaying, Hagrid slipped out of his pants.

\"I\'m kind of enjoying this,\" Ron blushed.

\"I know,\" Harry beamed back at him. \"Let\'s sit back and pay attention. Maybe we can learn a few things.\"

Hermione coaxed Hagrid to join her on his enormous bed. Completely naked, he stretched out beside her with a grin on his face. From her robes she revealed Ron\'s rat Scabbers. Hagrid smiled knowingly and Hermione set the rodent free to crawl in Hagrid\'s shaggy facial hair.

\"How did she get my rat?\" Ron gasped.

\"Just let your rat have a good time for once,\" said Harry. \"It has urges too.\"

With the rat still roaming curiously in Hagrid\'s beard, the hut;s inhabitants engaged in a bouncy session of love making in which Hermione straddled Hagrid\'s hips voraciously.

Harry sighed pleasantly. Seeing Hagrid and Hermione going at it reminded him of the days before Malfoy had informed the entire student body of the night of sin Harry and Ron had shared. In those days, no one knew about Ron and Harry\'s feelings, which meant they could easily slip away for a moment of unabashed ecstasy.

Then Harry was struck with a delicious idea. Both he and Ron were invisible and the night was pitch black. They could have aquickie unseen by anyone but the stars that smirked encouragingly at them from the protectively dark sky. He took Ron by the hand and whispered, \"Kiss me, Ron. Only the stars will know.\"

\"Oh, Harry,\" Ron breathed into his lover\'s ear.

Harry quivered at the sensation of Ron\'s lips at his ear. Harry\'s hand wandered to the soft yet firm cushioning of Ron\'s backside. The two young men savoured the heat of each other\'s tongues.

Harry reached for Ron\'s fly but Ron stopped him and said, \"I wish we could, Harry, \'my darling, my life and my bride.\' We can\'t though, dearest, because we\'re on a mission and we have to keep an eye on Hermione, love.\"

\"You\'re right, my red-haired fox, but I sometimes have trouble repressing my desire for your warm, supple body. Each time I so much as glance at your brilliant brown eyes, I am filled with a hunger for your creamy flesh that swells to an insatiable pressure on which my sensible self has no hold,\" Harry gushed.

\"Oh, Harry, you make me feel like a princess,\" Ron\'s ears turned pink.

Hermione was leaving Hagrid\'s hut and creeping back up to the castle. Harry and Ron followed at a distance.

\"Ron, dear,\" Harry whispered, \"would you like to hear the first two lines of a poem I\'m writing for you?\"

\"Certainly, my sweet,\" Ron cooed.

\"Okay, here they are,\" Harry began sheepishly. \"The brown his eyes is so bright that it bleeds/ Of a passionate fire that his red hair feeds.\"

\"Oh, Harry, you\'re so talented,\" smiled Ron.

The three entered the dungeon and Harry and Ron were shocked to see Snape greet Hermione and usher her into his office. Again, Harry and Ron arrived at the door tardily. This time, fthey had to take turns peeping through the keyhole.

\"Hey, Harry, don\'t tell anyone but my secret ambition is to be a pornography coordinator,\" Ron confided.

\"Okay, Ron,\" Harry agreed. \"I just want to be your love slave.\"

\"Harry, wonderful Harry, my only, my heart, slayer of darkness, angel of light, truly ours is the purest and therefore most powerful love the universe has ever known.\"

\"Yes, Ron, my precious ruby, perfect cherub, uncontested master of my soul, my one fear is that a day will surely come when this pathetic universe can no longer contain our mighty love and all things implode.\"

\"The only thing I would mind about such an apocalypse would be if the end also meant the end of our time together,\" Ron shuddered.

\"No, my fiery vixen, if there is any justice in this world or any other, we will be together for eternity,\" Harry reassured him.

\"Eternity, Harry?\" Ron questioned. \"You believe in eternity?\"

\"My faith in eternity, as in all things good, lies in every expression fortunate enough to be born on your beautiful features, every word fortunate enough to have originated from and even for the smallest amount of time lived on your rosy lips, and every thought fortunate enough to have formed in your seductive mind. For what is anything worth if even the tiniest remnant of your being cannot survive forever, if you are merely discarded and forgotten? I know that such a horrible thing can never happen that is why I have such faith in eternity,\" Harry answered.

\"Oh, I\'m so turned on,\" sighed Ron.

\"Wait!\" Harry interrupted. \"Look!\"

\"Looks like Hermione\'s at it again,\" Ron shook his head in disgust.

Harry nodded, \"She really gets around.\"
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Sure enough, Hermione\'s sexual appetite was once again being satisfied but, in this particular situsation, with Professor Snape. On account of the sexual act Snape was performing, the two ended up knocking the cauldrons over, spilling many liquidsonto the floor. Some of these liquids were not coming from the cauldrons. Shamefully, Snape looked into Hermione\'s face and remembered she was a student.

\"We shouldn\'t be doing this...\" Snape said, \"but I want to because you make me feel so dirty.\"

Hermione giggled, \"Oh, baby...I want to too!\"

\"Okay,\" Snape said, \"but I want to make our sex life more interesting. Do yu have any ideas, Hermione?\"

\"Well, I have a leather belt that I found in Harry\'s room earlier.\"

\"Oh, my god! That\'s ours,\" y why whispered to his lover.


\"Now what will we use?\" Ron whined.

\"Well, you are very creative, Ron,\" Harry encouraged. \"You\'ll think of something.\"

Suddenly the door swung open. Harry and Ron barely leapt out of its reach in time.

\"So we\'re going to the Torture Chamber then?\" Hermine asked excitedly as she and Snape stepped into the dimly corridor. Harry and Ron exchanged equally eager expressions. They knew all about the Hogwarts Torture Chamber.

\"Yes,\" Snape explained. \"It\'s quite kinky. It even has a bondage bed.\"

\"That\'s great, sweetie,\" said Hermone as the two left their steamy room and headed for the Torture Chamber.

As they came to the door, Devil Devon greeted them. She was wearing a skimpy devil costume complete with horns. She said, \"Welcome to the Torture Chamber. Welcome back, Severus. And you must be Hermione. I\'ve heard all about you. Severus is our number one customer. Today your instructors will be Mistress Jenna and Mistress Katherine.\"

Mistress Jenna and Mistress Katherine appeared daressed in trampy leather dominatrix suits. They quickly grabbed Hermione and Severus. The girls stripped them naked, chained them up and slipped them into sleazy leather panties adorned with chains.

\"Wow! This place is kinky!\" Hermione squealed. \"Can they connect our chains together, lover?\"

\"Why, of course we can, HermiYou You have no idea of the kind of things we can do in here,\" Mistress Jenna answered.

\"Yes,\" added Mistress Katherine. \"We are known for our kinky and arousing ideas, aren\'t we, Mistress Jenna?\"

\"Of course, Mistress Katherine.\"

Harry and Ron had crept down and followed Hermoine and Severus to the Torture Chamber. Although, it was neither Harry\'s nor Ron\'s first time there. Harry looked hurt, \"They never did that whole chain routine to us!\"

\"I know, my daarling,\" nodded Ron. \"Next time we\'ll have to request that procedure.\"

Ron had barely finished his sentence when he and Harry felt the invisibilty cloak slide from their shoulders. In the place of the cloak they now felt a hand.

\"Hi, Harry. Hi, Ron,\" Devil Devon smiled. \"You know, it costs money to watch. You\'ll have to come with me to the Watching Room and that costs money too.\"

\"Okay,\" Harry accepted. \"Just put it on our tab.\"

\"No way. You\'re gonna have to work off your debt this time,\" Devil Devon said.

\"How do you mean?\" Ron asked, intrigued.

\"Tomorrow is Mistress Jenna and Mistress Katherine\'s night off, so we need two sexy little creatures to fill in for them,\" Devil Devon explained.

\"Are you sure we\'re qualified?\" Harry questioned. \"I mean, we didn\'t even know about the chained panties.\"

\"Naturally. You only get to use the chained panties after your thousandth visit,\" said Devil Devon.

\"Hmm...one more to go,\" Ron mused.

\"Yeah, so come by tomorrow after your classes are over for the day and I\'ll suit you up to please,\" Devil Devon instructed. She led them to the Watching Room where they could see all the delightful torments Mistress Jenna and Mistress Katheinewere inflicting on Hermione and Severus.

\"This is quite the view,\" said Harry.

\"Oh...you\'d be surprised at how many people pay to watch the two of you when you visit us,\" Devil Devon informed them.

\"You\'re making money of of us?\" Harry said, shocked. \"I feel so used. I like it.\"

\"So who pays to watch us anyway?\" Ron inquired.

\"Well...let\'s see here,\" Devil Devon said as she consulted her clipboard. \"Well, basically all the teachers...oh, and Draco Malfoy comes here almost everyday to see you guys. Yeah, I\'d say everyone who knows about the Torture Chamber has been entertained by you boys. Did you know Headmaster Dumbledore is one of your biggest fans?\"

\"Really? So that\'s why he took such a liking to me, I guess,\" Harry thought out loud.

\"Did you know that, next to Severus, you guys are our best customers?\" commented Devil Devon.

\"Do we get a prize or something or maybe frequent flyer miles?\" Ron asked.

\"I can give your house some extra points but Severus would get kinda pissed and he might not come back for a while. We need his business,\" said Devil Devon.

\"What about our business?\" Harry exclaimed.

\"You\'re only second best,\" devil Devon said. \"Severus is our number one client, so we put his interests ahead of yours.\"

\"That\'s fair enough,\" Ron grumbled.

\"Come on,\" Harry insisted. \"Can\'t you just give us lik five points?\"

\"Well...I don\'t know,\" said Devil Devon. \"I\'ll go ask my friends.\"

She went out of the Watching Room and into the main area of the Torture Chamber. She pulled Miss Jes Jenna and Mistress Katherine aside, much to the ire of Hermione and Severus.

\"Do you think we could give five points to Gryffindor?\" Devil Devon asked her companions.

\"What?!\" Severus snapped. \"How dare you? Don\'t give any points to Gryffindor or I\'ll never come back here! Give points to Slytherin! I thought you loved me! Draco Malfoy\'s the best student at this school!\"

\"I thought I was!\" Hermione shrieked.

\"No, you\'re just a little bitch,\" Severus said. \"Now shut up and kiss me.\"

\"Oh, I love it when you talk dirty,\" said Hermione.

\"Seriously, shut the hell up, Hermione! I don\'t like you anymore. I like Draco,\" Severus said.

\"Then why are you here with me?\" Hermione asked.

\"Because you\'re a willing girl. Do you know how hard those are to find?\"

\"Both of you shut up!!\" screamed Mistress Katherine as she whipped them both across the chest.

Mistress Jenna added, \"You\'re out of time anyway.\"

The dominatrixes unchained Hermione and Severus. Harry and Ron put the invisibility cloak around themselves when they noticed Hermione was creeping away again while Severus stayed behind begging Mistress Katherine for more time in the Torture Chamber. Hermione hurried down the dark hall and into the bedroom of Professor McGonagall. Minerva was waiting beneath the thick comforter of her four poster bed.

Hermionerrierried over to join her teacher and said, \"You know, Minerva, the beauty of doing it with you is that you can turn into things.\"

\"Yes, I can,\" said Minerva. \"I was wondering when someone was going to realiz that.\"

Harry and Ron were crouching at Minerva\'s bedside, giving them hands-on access to the action on the bed. They watched as Hermione pulled Minerva\'s heavy bedspread over herself. Hermione and her latest lover were rolling around under the blanket. The odd thing was that while Hermione\'s form remained the same, Minerva\hapehape changed almost every two minutes.

At one point, Harry and Ron heard the purring of a cat and a moment later they could have sworn that Neville Longbottom had taken the place of their Transfiguration teacher. The shapeshifting continued, as did the thrilled cries of Hermione.

Finally, after over an hour of playing under the blankets, Hermione emerged from beneath the bedspread and breathed, \"I\'d better be going now.\"

\"So soon?\" Minerva frowned.

\"I\'ve had a busy night,\" said Hermione.

\"Oh, have you?\" asked Minerva.

\"Well...\" Hermione stuttered, \"I\'ve been studying. I didn\'t get to be the top student at Hogwarts by having liasons with mya teachers, you know.\"

\"Ah...righto,\" nodded Minerva.

That having been said, Hermione sauntered off down the hallway, not knowing that she still had Harry and Ron nipping at her heels. Hermione yawned a satisfied yawn. and glided into her dormitory. The next day, Harry and Ron couldn\'t wait for their classes to end. They\'d always dreamed of working in the Torture Chamber.

\"Do you think Hermione and Snape will be back at the Torture Chamber tonight? said Ron as they rushed to the dungeon at the end of the afternoon.

\"We can only hope,\" Harry responded.

As usual, Devil Devon greeted them at the door, \"Glad you could make it. Are you ready for a night of pleasing?\"

\"Are you kidding?\" Harry said excitedly. \"We\'ve been waiting for this our whole lives!\"

\"Love that enthusiasm,\" Devil Devon smiled. \"Now here are your suits. Go get changed and I\'ll give you further instructions.\"

\"Can you put them on us?\" asked Ron.

\"No!\" Devil Devon answered immediately.

\"Please...\" Harry and Ron pleaded in unison.

\"If I do,\" Devil Devon began, \"you\'ll have to work for an extra hour.\"

\"Agreed!\" Harry exclaimed.

\"We just killed two birds with one stone,\" Ron muttered.

Devil Devon removed Harry and Ron\'s outer layers and then peeled off their snug little tighty whities. Harry and Ron giggled girlishly.

\"Oh, I love finding people\'s ticklish spots,\" laughed Devil Devon and put them each into a pair of black leather thongs.

\"These are really comfy,\" Ron commented.

\"Could we possibly keep these?\" asked Harry as he tied his heavy, high-heeled, leather boots.

\"Maybe,\" Devil Devon said swiftly. \"Just get out there and thrill!\"

As Draco Malfoy entered the Torture Chamber, his heart stopped dead in its track. He noticed that Harry and Ron were wearing leather thongs taht made their bodies seem even more appealing than he had ever dreamed. As he stared, he became unbelievably aroused.

Harry came down for his first job of the night. When he saw Draco he said with malice, \"Draco, what are you doing here?\"

\"I\'m here because I love you and that thong is a bonus as it make pas passion stronger,\" said Draco most hornily.

\"Why must you insist on loving me?\" Harry asked in a frustrated tone.

\"Why do you think?\" Draco urged. \"It\'s my biggest fantasy.\"

\"What? To have sex with your mortal enemy?\" Harry questioned.

\"Yep!\" Draco grinned kinkily.

\"Wow! Me too!\" exclaimed Harry. \"I\'ve always been hot for Voldemort!\"

All of a sudden, Ron walke in and saw that Draco and Harry were just about to kiss.

\"Harry, my sweet, what are you doing?\" Ron yelped, trying not to cry.

\"What...are you doing here? Nothing was about to happen,\" Harry said to Ron. But he whispered to Draco, \"\'Nothing\' is my word for \'sex\'.\"

Ron ran away crying and heading for Devil Devon.

\"Devon!\" Ron screamed as he buried his tearful eyes in her breasts.

\"Oh, come on, you,\" Devil Devon soothed. \"Do you need me for revenge against Harry?\"

\"Yes,\" Ron replied, \"but I don\'t think that I\'ll be comfortable with cheating on my first love.\"

Devil Devon sighed, \"Don\'t worry, Ron. I cheated on Mistress Katherine a long time ago. She was my first love but she didn\'t care. We both cheated on each other with Mistress Jenna. She loved us both and we both loved her.\"

\"Wow!\" said Ron, impressed. \"I feel better now. Yes, Devil Devon, I will sleep with you and it will be the best you\'ve ever had.\"

\"Okay,\" answered Devil Devon, convinced.

Ron had never slept with a woman before but he had always wondered what it would be like. At the same moment in the other room, Draco and Harry were living their collective fantasy. Blissfully, Ron lost his heterosexual virginity and he realized that Devil Devon could thrill him in ways that Harry could never even imagine, let alone perform.

When they were finished Ron gasped, \"Oh, Mistress Jenna! Will you marry me?\"

\"What? Jenna? I\'m Devil Devon.\"

\"Devon, I\'m really sorry. I hope you don\'t mind but I was pretending that you were Mistress Jenna. I\'ve always liked her but she wasn\'t here tonight.Please forgive me. You\'ve helped me so much, you have no idea.\"

\"Oh, that\'s okay. I kind of prefer your friend Harry. I hope you don\'t mind either,\" Devil Devon confessed.

\"Can we still be friends?\" asked Ron.

\"Of course. I\'m everyone\'s friend,\" she smirked as she ran her fingers through Ron\'s coppery hair.

Meanwhile, Draco and Harry had also finished commiting their love in the greeting area of the famous Torture Chamber. heir heated groans could be heard all through the dungeon.

\"Oh, Malfoy, you\'re so bad!\" Harry moaned. But then he interrupted himself, \"Stop! Let me lay down!\"

\"Why, my sweet lover boy?\" Draco purred.

\"I want it rough, like Ron does it, but I want a new and better lover,\" Harry answered.

\"Well, even though I don\'t want to lose you, I suppose I could take the chance because this specific person will provide exceptional sex,\" Draco said urgingly.

\"Who is it?\"

\"Devil Devon.\"

\"Devil Devon?\"

\"Yes, but I think she\'s with Ron at the moment, my dear Harry.\"

\"I\'m not your \'dear Harry\'. I only had sex with you because I thought it would be hot.\"

\"It was though, wasn\'t it?\"

\"Not really. I\'m gonna go find Devil Devon. Thanks for the suggestion.\"

As Harry moved deeper into the Torture Chamber, he found Devil Devon and Ron tidying themselves up and he heard Devil Devon say, \"I think I hear someone coming down the hall. You two had better get to your posts. Oh, and Ron, I\'ll inform Mistress Jenna of your wishes.\"

Harry and Ron scrambled back into the main room of the Torture Chamber. Harry took Ron by the hand and said gently, \"I\'m really very sorry, Ron. I never meant to hurt you by having hot monkey sex with our arch enemy.But you have to admit, Malfoy is pretty damn sexy.\"

\"It\'s okay, Harry. You can do no wrong in my eyes. Anyway, if it had me Malfoy had come onto, I would have done the same thing,\" Ron kissed Harry\'s lips sweetly.

\"Did you do it with Devil Devon?\" Harry asked Ron.

\"Well...\" Ron began, not sure if he should tell the truth. \"Yes, but please don\'t be upset!\"

\"Was it good?\" Harry asked curiously.

\"It was amazing!!\" Ron\'s eyes widened at the memory of his union with Devil Devon.

\"Really?\"

\"You have no idea! I can\'t even describe it! It was like a glimpse of Heaven! It was unbridled ecstasy of unbelievable proportions!\" Ron gushed.

\"I think I\'m in love,\" Harry murmured.

\"That\'s how I feel about Jenna,\" Ron said. \"Do you think they would marry us?\"

Before Harry could respond, in walked Hermione, followed by Neville Longbottom and his piggish girlfirend Keisha. Harry and Ron exchanged conspiratorial glances.

\"We know all about your affairs, Hermione,\" Harry blurted. \"We saw you last night with all of them -- Hagrid, Snape, McGonagall--\"

\"So you even know about...uhh...never mind...\" Hermione interrupted.

\"What?\" Ron gasped. \"There\'s someone else?\"

\"Umm...no, no, of course not,\" Hermione stammered. \"Now let\'s get this show on the road.\"

Harry and Ron applied the various torture techniques they had learned from Mistress Jenna and Mistress Katherine, who happened to be two of the most talented dominatrixes to ever crack a whip. Harry and Ron were having a great dael of difficulty concentrating on the task at hand. Their minds kept wandering to the same nagging question: who else was Hermione doing?

They were glad when the arrival of the morning was announced by Devil Devon. Tired and sweaty, Harry and Ron trotted up to their dormitory. They removed their leather thongs and they both crawled into Harry\'s bed, where they cuddled until they fell peacefullt to sleep.

When they awoke the next morning Harry and Ron stayed in bed and chatted for a while in their empty room. Harry said, \"Who do you think she could be doing?\"

\"Well, you know, Mistress Jenna and Mistress Katherine weren\'t away for the whole night. They stopped in after Hermione and her friends arrived. It could be one of the dominatrixes,\" Ron suggested.

\"Or both,\" Harry added.

\"Let\'s go talk to them,\" said Ron.

Devil Devon, as always, greeted Harry and Ron and led them into the Torture Chamber, where Mistress Jenna and Mistress Katherine were busy with Hagrid, McGonagall and Snape. Harry barged in rather rudely and said, \"We know what you\'ve been doing with Hermione!\"

\"Oh, no!\' the three teachers shrieked at almost the same moment.

\"What do you two care?\" McGonagall asked Hagrid and Snape. \"I\'m the one who\'s been sleeping with a student!\"

\"No, you aren\'t,\" Hagrid argued. \"I am!\"

\"Hermine was with me that night right here in the Torture Chamber,\" Snape protested. \"Isn\'t that right, Mistresses?\"

Mistress Jenna and Mistress Katherine nodded.

\"She was with all three of you but at separate times, you morons!\" said Ron.

\"And what were you two doing last night?\" Harry quizzed Mistress Jenna and Mistress Katherine. \"Was Hermione involved?\"

\"No,\" said Mistress Katherine. \"I was marrying Severus.\"

\"I was the Maid of Honour,\" added Mistress Jenna.

Harry and Ron were about to say, \"Oh, okay,\" but before they could, Hagrid yelled, \"What a slut!\"

\"How dare you!\" Mistress Katherine scowled and snapped her cat-of-nine-tails against Hagrid\'s back in a very violent manner.

\"Not you,\" McGonagall corrected. \"Hagrid was refering to Hermione and I agree with him.\"

\"So do I,\" agreed Snape.

\"Then I don\'t think any of you three are going to be very happy to know that Hermione has a secret lover,\" said Harry.

\"Let\'s kill her!\" McGonagall bellowed as she and her two companions ran from the Torture Chamber, still dressed in their leather panties with jangling chains.

\"We\'ve got to save her!\" Ron exclaimed as he and Harry took off after thear enraged teachers in the direction of Hermione\'s dormitory.

\"Hey, they still owe us!\" Jenna said angrily and the two dominatrixes joined Harry and Ron in pursuit of Hermione\'s lovers.

\"Where are you guys going?\" Devil Devon said as MIstress Jenna and Mistress Katherine sprinted past the greeting area, where Devil Devon was standing with Draco Malfoy.Not knowing what else to do, Devil Devon and Draco joined the race to Hermione\'s room.

As the eight people burst through the door of Hermione\'s dorm, their eyes met the most unexpected sight. For there, crouching by a small cupboard was Hermione and none other than Lord Voldemort himself. a sound of utter shock issued from each and every person standing in the doorway. Hermione stopped tickling Voldemort\'s chin playfully when she noticed the confused congregation. Her face went completely blank because she didn\'t know what to do or say.

\"Hermione, what the hell?\" was all Ron could say.

\"I\'m sorry,\" Hermione finally said. \"I should have told someone. I recently married Voldemort, which means my name is now Lady Voldemort.\"

\"Speaking of marriage,\" Harry began, \"Devon, will you be my wife?\"

\"Sure,\" Devil Devon shrugged.

\"Jenna, I\'ve always loved you,\" Ron sighed. \"Will you please marry me?\"

\"Sounds good,\" Jenna answered.

\"You\'re all going to be hapily marrid except me,\" Draco said grumpily. \"I was hoping to marry Mistress Katherine because she has green eyes like Harry. I guess I can\'t now.\"

\"Don\'t worry, Draco,\" Mistress Katherine said. \"My husband and I have decided that we want you to be our love slave.\"

\"Well, now,\" Voldemort said. \"Who\'s up for an orgy?\"

And of course they all were.