I did not sleep with that wizard!

Title: I did not sleep with that wizard!

Pairing:

Rating: M:

Summary: Harry has a vision of Sirius being tortured and begs Dobby to take him to Sirius. AS they Apparate out of the Fifth Year Gryffindor Dormitory he faints. Showing things come to light about the Saviour. Involves Good Malfoys, good Sirius and Good Severus. More to be revealled...

Notes: Another random story idea…maybe not so random inspired by the conceiving of Merlin…

Chapter 2

Harry woke blinking his eyes.

It was bright.

Harry groaned.

Immediately he heard chairs move and running feet.

"Harry?"

His name was repeated in the familiar voices of his godfather and Remus.

"Out of my way Sirius!"

Harry didn't recognise that voice.

"Alright Annie."

Who was Annie?"

Harry felt the familiar sensation of diagnostic spells flow over him.

"Potter? I can tell you're awake. I need you to drop the glamour. It's interfering with my scans."

Harry's breath caught in his throat.

Pomfrey'd never seen the glamour so why did this person?

"Harry pup? Why do you need a glamour?"

That was Remus' voice, he was sure of it.

He croaked, "Dursleys."

Sirius cursed.

"Harry we'll discuss that later. Drop the glamour."

Harry tried and failed; his magic wasn't strong enough at the moment. He gasped, "I can't."

"Finite incantatem."

The glamour rippled and then dissolved.

There came a gasp, "What? That shouldn't be possible."

Harry felt the wash of unfamiliar spells.

He whispered, "Lights too bright. Thirsty…"

The Lumos lights dimmed and the only light came from a fireplace.

"Kreacher! Water!" Sirius bellowed.

Gentle hands helped him sit up slowly.

The unfamiliar voice spoke, "You can open your eyes now."

Harry did, he choked on a scream.

Three sets of eyes stared back at him; Remus, Sirius and a slightly familiar witch.

At first glance he thought it was Bellatrix Lestrange.

However the witch was prettier, her eyes weren't mad and her hair was a deep chestnut brown rather then an inky black.

He lowered his eyes, "Sorry."

Sirius laughed, "You thought she was Bella didn't you?"

Harry nodded.

The witch had a stern face but kind eyes, she held out her hand, "My name is Andromeda Tonks. I'm a Healer."

Harry blinked, "Tonks? Are you Tonks' mum? The one who excels at household magic?"

Andromeda nodded, "Yes. Nymphadora talks about you. She was ever so pleased when Kingsley invited her to help escort you from the Dursleys." Her face took on a sobered tone, "Now Harry we need to speak honestly. You show years of abuse and starvation. You're also pregnant."

Sirius turned green and Remus looked worried.

Harry turned bright red, "Pregnant? That's impossible. I'm a guy."

Andromeda sighed, "It's possible for wizards to conceive but primarily it happens only to bent wizards or flexible ones. The odd thing is Harry that your magic doesn't have the echo of another's. When witches and wizards engage in sexual intercourse they leave an echo on each other's magic. You don't have one. It's almost as if you conceived spontaneously. That however should be a magical impossibility."

Harry flushed remembering his dreams, his highly erotic dreams. He swallowed, "I've been having some rather…erotic dreams. All about the same person…"

Andromeda blinked, "Erotic dreams? That is common for most wizards I believe…"

Harry twisted his hands, "When they are about a guy? Is that common?"

Sirius blurted out, "Yer bent?"

Harry swallowed, "I don't know. I've never been interested in girls. I got kissed by one…I felt ill."

"Which girl Harry?" Remus asked gently.

"Cho…" Harry admitted miserably.

"Chang?"

Harry nodded, "Yes."

Remus was thoughtful, "Did you think you liked her?"

Harry shrugged, "I don't know. It happened so fast. Last year she was considered the hottest girl in Hogwarts, she'd always been nice to me. I tried to ask her to the Yule Ball but she had already agreed to go with Cedric" his voice caught at the mention of his deceased fellow Hogwarts Champion.

Andromeda turned to Sirius, "Have you changed any of the wards?"

Sirius shook his head, "Nary a one."

Remus interrupted, "I tightened them and added a few but I didn't remove any."

"So the ward to prevent the Ministry to being alerted to the usage of illegal or restricted spells is still active?"

Sirius was dumbfounded, "Yes? Why?"

Remus stared at her, "Are you going to cast what I think you are?"

Andromeda signed, "Its our only chance of getting answers. Is Dumbledore here?"

Sirius shook his head, "Nah. He's hiding out at Baskerville that bastard."

Harry was stunned.

Remus added gently, "Baskerville Hall is Sirius' home. Grimmauld is the home of Lord Black."

Harry digested that a moment and then asked, "What is the spell?"

"Just one to determine who the sire of the child is. Harry shows no sign of having had sexual contact with anyone therefore it is not a rape." Andromeda said gently patting his arm.

"How far along am I?"

Andromeda smiled, "Shockingly? Six months. You're underweight and I'm not sure how you didn't notice…"

Harry fainted again.

What do you think? Outstanding? Exceeds Expectations? Acceptable? Poor? Dreadful? Troll?