Confessions of a Snarky Professor
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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
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Adult ++
Chapters:
8
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14,816
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82
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Chapter 3
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Chapter 3
"Ha ha!” I can't believe my luck! I don't have to lure the little minx! The Headmaster himself has seen fit to send her down to me! I'm... There is no other way to say it. I'm giddy! This is almost too good to be true! Or maybe, just maybe I’m finally being granted a little happiness in this miserable existence that is my life.
Alright Severus, there is no time to lose. Dinner is to be served in less then 15 minutes! You have to get ready! There is so much to do! Ack! Damn, I smell like rancid flubberworm skins! I need to shower! I should also prepare the lab, just in case she can't be persuaded into some extracurricular activities.
I close my eyes in silent prayer, if there is anyone up there in the heavens I’m begging you! Let the girl want me at least half as much as I want her! I swear I'll never make another first year cry... Er second... Okay fifth year! I'll be sooooo good… Alright damn it! I’ll be better then I usually am! I’m not asking for much! She doesn’t have to like me! She just has to want me enough so I can get back into her hot little knickers! PLEASE!?!
I sigh and end my little prayer to whoever is listening. I have much to do before my lovely lioness shows up. I must get to work! Off I go in a flurry of billowing black robes. Oh yeah, the Snapeman is back, ladies!!!
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It is exactly 8pm and I am prepared for anything. The cauldrons are all clean and clear of any past potion residues. All of the ingredients needed to brew a month’s supply of pepper-up potion for the infirmary have been set out. The burners are warmed up and ready at the wave of a wand. I have showered, shaved, combed, deodorized, and cologned. The bedroom linens have been changed and the candles have all been lit. Whatever the lady pleases, her wish is my command.
As I sit here at my office desk I can't help worrying that I have put too much hope into what I want to happen tonight. Granted the girl propositioned me first, the fact is, that was then and this is now. I have no illusions about who I am. I’m an ugly, foul tempered, aging wizard with little to offer a beautiful young witch. I'm an Ex-Death Eater with as bad a reputation as can be imagined and no friends. I'm a teacher who hates teaching, and students on the whole are usually terrified of me which I actually prefer.
Why the girl had a crush on me in the first place is beyond my comprehension. Women aren't the least bit attracted to me and I can't say I blame them. I may be tall and dark, but there is no handsome at the end. I am too thin, too pale, too angry looking. I have a huge hooked nose. My teeth are uneven and yellowed from years of testing noxious potions during my research projects. My eyes are black which often disconcerts people. My hair is long, lank, and looks greasy after standing over hot cauldrons all day. Beautiful. She called “ME” beautiful! She must need to borrow Potter’s spectacles. There is no other explanation!
Why did she have to do this to me? I’m a bloody mental mess! I keep wondering if by sleeping with her the first time, she got me out of her system. Was that her plan? More importantly, if I sleep with her again will I finally get her out of my system? I have to! There is no way I can continue to lust after a damned student! I don't care if she is 17 and legally an adult in the wizarding world. Ethics are not something I have ever been concerned with, but I shudder to even think about what Albus will do to me if he finds out I've been seducing Hogwarts precious Gryffindor Head Girl.
KNOCK! KN
I am stirred from my thoughts by two rapid knocks on the door. I stand quickly. Do I open the door for her? Should I just say for her to come in and make her come to me? If I open the door will I look desperate? BAH! This isn't a date, Snape! Snap out of it! I quickly sit back at my desk, then grab my favorite grading quill and a stack of 3rd year essays that need to be graded. I begin to read over the messy work now in front of my eyes. Let her come to me! If she wants it she knows where I am! The Snapeman is desperate for no female!
KNOCK! KNOCK!
“Enter!” I call in the voice I reserve for all students daring to disturb the peace of my dungeon quarters and Hermione Granger has disturbed my peace for far too long! The door tentatively opens and I don't look up. It’s either her or it isn't. I hear the door close with quiet care and steady soft foot falls approach my desk. I continue reading the top essay and it’s abysmal. I don't know why I’m surprised. “Don’t these little blockheads ever listen when I lecture!” I mutter to myself not realizing that I have actually said it out loud.
“Well I can't speak for the rest of the “blockheads”, but I know I could listen to you lecture for hours.” Comes the most erotic purr from the unmistakable voice of my little Gryffindore lioness.
“Miss Granger,” I say as I look up at her with my best unconcerned face, “Headmaster Dumbledore told me I should expect you this evening. Please take a seat.” I am trying to ignore the fact that she said she could listen to me lecture for hours. Was that a come on or was she just referring to her love of knowledge in general? She takes the seat in front of my desk and I am reminded of the last time she sat there.
“It seems that the Headmaster has seen fit to foist upon me an assistant that I neither asked for nor approved of.” I say and watch her in order to gauge her reaction.
“I see.” She says in a flat tone as she looks up and meets my eyes with hers.
“Do you, Miss Granger?” I ask.
“I’m afraid I do, Professor.” She says and there is an unmistakable and strangely alluring pout on her sweet pink lips. “I guess we planned all this for nothing. I had hoped that my assistance would bring you pleasure. Instead I see it’s more of an affliction. I suppose I was mistaken in thinking that perhaps you might be able to find some form of enjoyment spending time in my company.” She stood from her seat and turned to walk back out the door she had walked through not even 2 minutes ago.
“Not so fast, Miss Granger.” I say smoothly as I quickly stop her from spoiling the evening that I’ve been so looking forward to taking advantage of. My hand is still resting lightly on her arm as she turns and looks at me. I see first a glimmer of surprise shine in her lovely dark cocoa colored eyes, then delight that I am not turning her away.
“I said I didn’t approve of an assistant. However, I can assure you I will find much pleasure and enjoyment in your company tonight.” My tone is low and I inflect what I hope is an unmistakable sexual tone. Finally, I see it. What I’ve been looking for all along. Her eyes spark with a lustful fire. The same flames I saw that fateful night of her detention are very much burning tonight.
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A/N –I bet you guys thought I was never going to update! Well, good things come to those who wait!!! Thank you for all the lovely reviews!!!
Chapter 3
"Ha ha!” I can't believe my luck! I don't have to lure the little minx! The Headmaster himself has seen fit to send her down to me! I'm... There is no other way to say it. I'm giddy! This is almost too good to be true! Or maybe, just maybe I’m finally being granted a little happiness in this miserable existence that is my life.
Alright Severus, there is no time to lose. Dinner is to be served in less then 15 minutes! You have to get ready! There is so much to do! Ack! Damn, I smell like rancid flubberworm skins! I need to shower! I should also prepare the lab, just in case she can't be persuaded into some extracurricular activities.
I close my eyes in silent prayer, if there is anyone up there in the heavens I’m begging you! Let the girl want me at least half as much as I want her! I swear I'll never make another first year cry... Er second... Okay fifth year! I'll be sooooo good… Alright damn it! I’ll be better then I usually am! I’m not asking for much! She doesn’t have to like me! She just has to want me enough so I can get back into her hot little knickers! PLEASE!?!
I sigh and end my little prayer to whoever is listening. I have much to do before my lovely lioness shows up. I must get to work! Off I go in a flurry of billowing black robes. Oh yeah, the Snapeman is back, ladies!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It is exactly 8pm and I am prepared for anything. The cauldrons are all clean and clear of any past potion residues. All of the ingredients needed to brew a month’s supply of pepper-up potion for the infirmary have been set out. The burners are warmed up and ready at the wave of a wand. I have showered, shaved, combed, deodorized, and cologned. The bedroom linens have been changed and the candles have all been lit. Whatever the lady pleases, her wish is my command.
As I sit here at my office desk I can't help worrying that I have put too much hope into what I want to happen tonight. Granted the girl propositioned me first, the fact is, that was then and this is now. I have no illusions about who I am. I’m an ugly, foul tempered, aging wizard with little to offer a beautiful young witch. I'm an Ex-Death Eater with as bad a reputation as can be imagined and no friends. I'm a teacher who hates teaching, and students on the whole are usually terrified of me which I actually prefer.
Why the girl had a crush on me in the first place is beyond my comprehension. Women aren't the least bit attracted to me and I can't say I blame them. I may be tall and dark, but there is no handsome at the end. I am too thin, too pale, too angry looking. I have a huge hooked nose. My teeth are uneven and yellowed from years of testing noxious potions during my research projects. My eyes are black which often disconcerts people. My hair is long, lank, and looks greasy after standing over hot cauldrons all day. Beautiful. She called “ME” beautiful! She must need to borrow Potter’s spectacles. There is no other explanation!
Why did she have to do this to me? I’m a bloody mental mess! I keep wondering if by sleeping with her the first time, she got me out of her system. Was that her plan? More importantly, if I sleep with her again will I finally get her out of my system? I have to! There is no way I can continue to lust after a damned student! I don't care if she is 17 and legally an adult in the wizarding world. Ethics are not something I have ever been concerned with, but I shudder to even think about what Albus will do to me if he finds out I've been seducing Hogwarts precious Gryffindor Head Girl.
KNOCK! KN
I am stirred from my thoughts by two rapid knocks on the door. I stand quickly. Do I open the door for her? Should I just say for her to come in and make her come to me? If I open the door will I look desperate? BAH! This isn't a date, Snape! Snap out of it! I quickly sit back at my desk, then grab my favorite grading quill and a stack of 3rd year essays that need to be graded. I begin to read over the messy work now in front of my eyes. Let her come to me! If she wants it she knows where I am! The Snapeman is desperate for no female!
KNOCK! KNOCK!
“Enter!” I call in the voice I reserve for all students daring to disturb the peace of my dungeon quarters and Hermione Granger has disturbed my peace for far too long! The door tentatively opens and I don't look up. It’s either her or it isn't. I hear the door close with quiet care and steady soft foot falls approach my desk. I continue reading the top essay and it’s abysmal. I don't know why I’m surprised. “Don’t these little blockheads ever listen when I lecture!” I mutter to myself not realizing that I have actually said it out loud.
“Well I can't speak for the rest of the “blockheads”, but I know I could listen to you lecture for hours.” Comes the most erotic purr from the unmistakable voice of my little Gryffindore lioness.
“Miss Granger,” I say as I look up at her with my best unconcerned face, “Headmaster Dumbledore told me I should expect you this evening. Please take a seat.” I am trying to ignore the fact that she said she could listen to me lecture for hours. Was that a come on or was she just referring to her love of knowledge in general? She takes the seat in front of my desk and I am reminded of the last time she sat there.
“It seems that the Headmaster has seen fit to foist upon me an assistant that I neither asked for nor approved of.” I say and watch her in order to gauge her reaction.
“I see.” She says in a flat tone as she looks up and meets my eyes with hers.
“Do you, Miss Granger?” I ask.
“I’m afraid I do, Professor.” She says and there is an unmistakable and strangely alluring pout on her sweet pink lips. “I guess we planned all this for nothing. I had hoped that my assistance would bring you pleasure. Instead I see it’s more of an affliction. I suppose I was mistaken in thinking that perhaps you might be able to find some form of enjoyment spending time in my company.” She stood from her seat and turned to walk back out the door she had walked through not even 2 minutes ago.
“Not so fast, Miss Granger.” I say smoothly as I quickly stop her from spoiling the evening that I’ve been so looking forward to taking advantage of. My hand is still resting lightly on her arm as she turns and looks at me. I see first a glimmer of surprise shine in her lovely dark cocoa colored eyes, then delight that I am not turning her away.
“I said I didn’t approve of an assistant. However, I can assure you I will find much pleasure and enjoyment in your company tonight.” My tone is low and I inflect what I hope is an unmistakable sexual tone. Finally, I see it. What I’ve been looking for all along. Her eyes spark with a lustful fire. The same flames I saw that fateful night of her detention are very much burning tonight.
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A/N –I bet you guys thought I was never going to update! Well, good things come to those who wait!!! Thank you for all the lovely reviews!!!