The quartet meet Lily and the Marauders

The Quartet Meet Lily And The Marauder's
Chapter Twenty Four: Dumbledore Really Is A Sadist Old Buzzard.


Once they reached Dumbledore's office Dumbledore took out his pensive and placed it on the desk. Harry, Ron , Hermione and Ginny reluctantly took out their wands and place them to their temples. A silvery liquid like mist came out of the end of their wands, they each placed a memory in the pensive and watched as they swirled around in the pensive and mixed into each other.

Then Dumbledore gestured for them to touch the silver substance in the pensive. The ten of then crowed around the large pensive and put a single finger into the silver substance. It began to swirl around fast before the ten of them one after the other was sucked into the pensive.

The first memory they landed in was Ron's. It was set in the hall at the end of breakfast in early 1997, five days before valentines day. Dumbledore stood and said "Could I please have everyone’s attention?"

Harry mumbled sarcastically "Yeah trust me he more then got our attention with the shit he's about to pull." The others snorted at Harry's sarcastic tone of voice.

Dumbledore said "As I'm sure your all aware it is valentines day this Saturday. I've come up with a great solution as to how everyone can have an extra ordinary Valentines day this year."

Hermione added scathingly "Yeah it was extra ordinary alright." They continued to listen to what Dumbledore was saying to turn everyone’s worlds up side down for that week.

"I've come up with the idea of all the students in year four to seven and the professors dressing up in costumes from the eighteenth century. And of course the main key to my idea is for everyone including myself to take a potion that would show what each of us would look like if we would have been born the opposite gender."

There was a deafening silence that suddenly struck the great hall, you could hear the person next to you breathing it was that quiet. James and the others doubled over in laughter. While Harry, Hermione, Ron, Remus, Sirius and Ginny looked ill.

Dumbledore looked amused at the looks he was getting from his students and members of staff. The students looked at him as if he grown a second head and had horns like the devil. Minerva, Flora Sinatra, Poppy and Vector looked ill, while Sirius, Remus, Snape and Filtwick looked ready to use every single one of the unforgiveable’s on him at the same time.

Dumbledore continued resisting the urge to chuckle at their reactions to the next part, it was going to be priceless. "I would like years four and five to take the potion this morning and head to Hogsmead with professors McGonagall, Snape and Sinatra. whom all will also take the potion. You will each choose and rent consumes suited to the opposite gender, from the store that specialise in eighteenth century costumes.”

He concluded “Then this after noon years six and seven along with professors Lupin, Black and Vector will go to Diagonally to another store that rents costumes for older teens and younger adults and you all will also choose and rent costumes suited to the opposite gender."

The memory had then melted away and been replaced with Hermione's memory in the costume shop in Diagonally. They watched as Sirius's grumbled "It's official Albus as finally gone off his rocker."

Remus looked like he was capable of murder and commented "The only good thing about this situation is that Snape has to do it as well." Sirius cackled in delight at that.

Harry whined "I swear Dumbledore is a sadist old buzzard." Hermione huffed "What was he doing when he came up with that idea? Smoking illegal substances, he must have been high as a kite." Ginny whined "May I ask what the point of this is? I sound and look like Ron for Christ sake, only with brown eyes instead of blue."

Ron much to Ginny's amusement looked very much like she normally did with her waist length soft bouncing curls. Her soft curves and her rather large breasts. With only two differences Ron's eyes were blue instead of brown, and he was a few inches taller then Ginny normally was.

Ron was usually over six foot, but was now five feet eight inches. Hermione didn't look much different. She had higher cheek bones a slightly larger nose and an darker shade of brown hair then she normally had. And she was a few inches taller and had a slender muscular frame, gone were her breasts and soft curves.

Professor Vector who normally had brown hair, now had completely blond hair and blue eyes instead of hazel green. He had his mother’s hair instead of normally his fathers and his mothers blue eyes instead of his father hazel green eyes like he usually did. He was now curvy and petite and only five foot five inches like his mother, instead of over six foot and an firm slender toned and a muscular torso like his father. He is still had is fathers features but with is mothers eyes and hair instead.

Harry still looked similar to what he did as a male. Only his feature were softer and his nose was smaller and his jaw was less broad. He still had green eyes with James's black hair only it reached his spine and was smooth and straight. He had breasts instead of a flat toned chest and he was curvy. He was no longer six foot; he was about five feet six inches and was petite like Lily.

So no matter if Harry had been male or female he would still look more like James then Lily, he was still a spitting image of James. James realised at that moment that, that was properly what he would have looked like if he had been female only with hazel brown eyes.

Remus still had the same golden brown and grey streaked hair, only it was just above his bottom and was naturally wrinkly. His eyes were still an hazel amber colour. He had a smaller nose poutier lips. His cheek bones were slightly higher. His firm flat toned chest was replaced with ample sized breasts. He was no longer six foot and slender, he was now smooth with feminine curves and was only an inch taller then Harry.

No one dared mention who Sirius resembled frighteningly as a female. Sirius Mother Eliza and Narcissa and Bellatrix mother are twin sisters. So naturally Sirius looked like Narcissa Black A.K.A Malfoy, his hair was even the same white blond like his mothers and reached his bottom and was full of natural bouncing ringlets.

He was no longer over six foot he was reduced to five foot nine inches. He had soft curves and breasts instead of a muscular and toned slender torso. Sirius knew exactly whom he resembled and it grated on his last nerve. Sirius had always looked like Garrett Black his father, he had only inherited his mother’s eyes. He now knew if he had been born a female it would have been a different story.

The teen Sirius looked mortified. James mumbled "Yikes can you say Narcissa Black?" Sirius commented "Well James you would make one incredibly hot woman if Harry there is anything to go by. While I look like the fucking snow queen." They all laughed at Sirius's bitter comment. Harry teased "Yes a snow queen but a very beautiful snow queen."

Lily teased Ron "Jeez Ron anyone would think you and Ginny swapped bodies." Petunia comment "You don't make an half bad looking guy Hermione, rather good looking actually."

Remus said "Bloody hell look at me, I look like my mother. I normally look more like my father and inherited my mother’s eyes." Harry grinned "Actually you look incredibly beautiful." James and Sirius nodded in agreement, James added "You look beautiful as a guy, but as a girl your definitely a sight for sore eyes." Sirius grinned "If I didn't have Ron I would definitely marry the female version of yourself."

The memory then melted away to the ball and the final transformation. It was Ginny's memory. They were standing out side the great hall ready to go in.

Hermione had used a charm to place Harry's hair in light barrel curls and they were put on top of his head and let a few strands framed his face. He held the curls in place with pale mint green ribbons.

Hermione had done his make up so he had blood red lips light bronzed cheeks a creamy powder, with long jet black lashes. And his eye lids had been dusted a pretty shade of pale pastel blue that brought out his green eyes that had been left uncovered by glasses. Harry had used contacts just for that one night.

He was dressed in an off the shoulder pale mint green gown made of silk and lace. The tight off the shoulder bodice was embroidered with a simple floral pattern in jet black lace. It had a thin layer of jet black lace framing his/her obvious cleavage because of the corset. There was also Jet black lace around where the gown rested below Harry's shoulders. The gown was tight at the breasts and the waist. It flared out at the hips down to the floor and trailed out behind.

Harry paired it with high heel shoes the same colour as the gown. He finished with a pair of silk ivory gloves just above the elbow. He held a fan made of the same mint green with black lace as his gown. He had also loaned a pearl choker with a large ruby in the centre, and had matching drop clip on earrings. The others stared at the current Harry who blushed embarrassed. James comment "Damn you look amazing."

Remus had opted for an identical gown to Harry's but in a pastel blue. He wore silk ivory gloves that reached just above his elbow. Matching high heeled shoes, which he hated to walk in, He wore a choker of diamonds and small diamond drop earrings. He had a fan of the same pastel blue and black lace as his gown.

He had got Hermione to put his hair in barrel curls and pined half up and half down with a pastel blue ribbons. He had blood red lips as well as light creamy peach cheeks a slightly bronzed powder so he didn't look so pale. With long black lashes and a pastel green shadow on his lids.

Ron had a similar style to Harry and Remus, only his was a light purple colour and had black lace. His hair had been placed in barrel curls by Ginny. She had but Ron's hair in a tight pony tail with several light purple ribbons then she had placed the strands of the hair in barrel curls.

Ron had chosen silk white gloves that reached past his elbow instead of ivory. He wore a choker of emeralds, and clip on emerald earrings. He finished the assembled with a fan and high heeled shoes to match his gown. He had blood red lips and creamy powder, very pale rose cheeks, long black lashes and a pale amber coloured shadow on his lids.

Sirius had chosen a style similar to Harry's. His gown was deep scarlet with jet black lace. He had white silk gloves that reached just above his elbows. He wore high heeled shoes and held a fan to match his gown of scarlet and jet black lace.

He wore a choker made of sapphires and earrings to match. He had the same hair style as Harry, which he had got Ginny to hold in place with scarlet ribbons. His lips were blood red like the others. His skin had been dusted in a very subtle bronzed powder, he had blush in a pale bronzed colour and long black lashes with Smokey shadow on his eye lids.

Hermione had put her curled hair into a pony tail then tied it with a deep blue silk ribbon. She was dressed in tight crème britches knee high black boot. A silk white shirt with ruffled sleeves A silk light Perry winkle blue tie a silk waist coat in the same colour with a gold embroidery. And a deep blue velvet coat with tails.

Ginny had styled her hair the same way, only with a forest green ribbon. She was dressed similar but in pastel green with silver embroidery and a dark Forrest green velvet coat. The memory ended there and was replaced with the actually ball in the great hall.

Everyone had been shocked when they saw Snape. He had long jet black hair that he had put in barrel curls and pined to the back of his head with dark Forrest green ribbons. His hair was not greasy but shiny and obviously soft. He had dark blue eyes like Sirius, they were obviously his mother’s eyes.

He was no longer the imposing height of six foot four inches he had been reduced to five foot seven inches. He was the same high as Remus currently was. He was petite like his mother was and had soft curves and breasts instead of a muscular lean and toned chest.

He had a small nose that actually looked like it hadn’t been broken. Full pouty lips and long feather like lashes. It was obviously what his mother must have looked like. The others grudgingly had to admit Snape made a better looking woman then he did a man, he was very beautiful.

He wore emerald drop earrings and an emerald choker. His gown was off the shoulder and was tight around the breasts and the waist. His ample breast were framed by jet black lace. The skirt of the gown was floor length and flared out at the hips and down to the floor and trailed behind him. He wore jet black gloves that reached just above his elbows. He had matching high heeled shoes and a fan.

His skin had been dusted with a slightly bronzed powder, his cheeks had been dusted with a subtle rose blush. His eye lashes with jet black, while his eye lids had been dusted with Smokey shadow. And lastly his lips were blood red. Peter nearly choked as he said "Shit would you check out Snape, he makes a seriously hot woman."

They all turned to see what Dumbledore looked like as an old lady. He was wearing a gown made of deep blue silk with white lace. It was more modest then what the younger wizards turned witches were wearing. It was not as tight around the breasts but was just as tight around the waist. It was less low cut in the front and had short puffed sleeves with white lace.

He wore a neck lace of pearls with a sapphire in the middle of it and matching earrings. His white hair had been put in soft barrel curls and pined half up and half down with dark blue ribbons. His make up was light and understated. He wore white gloves that reached just past his elbows.

He was still just as tall, but was curvy and not as slender as he was as an man. He paired the whole assembled with low heeled shoes and a fan to match his gown. Dumbledore surprisingly was not a bad looking woman, he looked like a lot of peoples grandmothers did.

Snape had stopped to talk to them and commented in an obviously softer and feminine voice. "I finally think Albus has gone stark raven mad." Sirius replied "Nice to know not only me and Remus have been thinking that as well. As much as it pains me to admit you make one hell of a fine looking woman then you ever could a man."

Snape didn't know weather to be flattered or insulted, so he settled for replying "There is no denying who your mother is. It's rather remarkable that you would look so much like your cousin and your mother, in the form of a woman. You have the looks that obviously belong with your last name and family, weather your a man or a woman."

He turned to Remus and commented "Well I can't decide if you make a more attractive man or woman, you seemed to be able to pull off both genders Lupin." Remus smirked "I must admit you definitely make very pretty woman and look a lot better then you do a man. I'm certain your father wouldn't have had any trouble finding you a husband."

Harry winced as he tried to bend over. "Snape smirked amused "Bloody dreadful things these corsets are aren't they Potter?" Harry returned the smirk "Well I can honestly say I would take great pleasure in burning every corset ever made."

Snape snorted" I know exactly what you mean Potter. I would like to do that after I'd had gone back in time with a time tunner and murdered the bastard who invented the dreadful contraption known as a corset."

The only reason Snape was being civil was because for just one night they were all united in the current humiliation that Dumbledore had concocted. He had gone back to being a bastard the next day. The Memory had melted away and Dumbledore had called them back.