A House Homecoming for All

Andrew\'s first visitor just happened to me his most favourite after waking up from a ghastly inimical dream, thankfully ephemeral in comparison to his ever present deadened lover. He watched in horror as Pomfry\'s sodden apron stretched a gauzy layer of filth from her \"continued practicing\" in her own words, when it was really a testament to just how much Cait had sacrificed in order to save him. Everyone remained worried and almost paralysed as the first day of school crawled nearer to its impending cancellation.

However, as soon as Andrew was up and relatively cognizant, Dumbly made his trundling way into his room and slowly divulged that the connection between the babe and Jessica had been successfully severed, which ultimately inferred that the one who cast its bond had also removed it. Pomphry let out a relieved sigh and bounced the gurgling, pointy-eared menace jovally, despoiling Dobby\'s relinquished motherhood for her own distorted gains.

Andrew smiled at this, but couldn\'t abide the dogroll excuse for the dissertation he rightly deserved after being wordlessly put under circumstances blenching his memory into scattered frames like some B rated horror film\'s secondary editing process. Dumbledore could only shrug and sigh wearily, the quintessaence of codgerly avoidance veryvery turn.

Draco had come to visit Andrew after the Baron slowly wafted off looking decidedly pleased with himself for performing one of the best blow jobs of his life or afterlife, for that matter, on the recovering lad. He had sat on the edge of the bed as if not to sully Andrew\'s innocent beauty with his dirty pants, nor tarnish the visage he presented with his dirty eyes - not all that estraged from a certain childhood rival with tousled hair and rounded glasses.

Andrew sighed and glanced out the window, even though they were a few flights above anything, for any sign of life. Draco sputtered out some poor excuse of an apology for portraying himself as some ersatz of a friend to Jessica, and that he could sympathise with being under Big D\'s thumb for any extended period of time and it wasn\'t exactly enjoyable.

Andrew grunted and shifted to the side to watch as an owl landed and squaked annoyedly, more resembling a carrier pigeon than anything so reportedly majestic. Draco frowned as he opened the window and plucked the attached message from its talons - with an overly effeminate gasp, Draco dropped whatever he was reading and Andrew replied likewise, clutching his fist to his mouth.

\"Tiera\'s dead and they\'ll be here shortly,\" was all he could say as he sat down and prepared his gambit for his father - why he wasn\'t there, actively portraying loyal subserviant wanker at whatever gathering must\'ve been adjurning when they\'d arrived, and how Lucius would react to this outward defiance. They had made an aggreement prior to all of their deliberate degrees of roleplaying that each would adhere to the reccomended protocol of discerning Death Eater, which including always being present at the same devious location simultaneously. Draco wrung his hands whilst repetitively humming under his breath until Andrew had to shout at him to stop.

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\"Caitlin, move your body!\" Jess shouted and poked one fluttering eyelid of obsequiously begging Cait, obviously pleading for her life in semi-awareness, only to receive an indigant squeak in return.

\"Are we dead?\" Cait whispered, barely trusting herself to move and stare up at Jessica\'s imposing form; she really had emulated Snape\'s characteristics more fervantly than Cait would\'ve preferred.

\"Not even magic should cause such brief respite, I\'m afraid,\" Snape murmured from behind Jess as he was still trying to locate his trousers which were hidden in some cupboard, he was sure of it.

\"Cait, the sooner we get back to Hogwarts, the sooner you can sha-\" and with that, Cait had already leapt to her feet and clamped her hand around Jessica\'s well-endowed mouth with a nervously adamant giggle.

\"Jeez, Jess - stop talking about yourself!\" and to this, Snape visibly blushed to Lucius\' absolute delight, grew frustrated with his onerous task and denegrated his own personal savvy upon simple summoning charms.

\"Please, come on, love - your accoutrements can be replaced at a later date and I don\'t think anyone would mind if they saw a flash of skin upon the arrival of their saving grace... especially Dumbledore...\" Jessica\'s smirk grew wide and lecherous as Snape turned around to regard her with penalty-inflicting determination set in his brow.

\"No fornication for a fortnight.\"

Lucius chortled merrily away while Cait placed a hand on her hip and nodded gloatingly; Jessica just looked down and back up at Snape until she passed him his pants that were laying behind the calvary infested statue which he had been posted on not long ago. After awhile of heated glares and even more superfluous pleading tones, Lucius veritably lunged at the opportunity to inundate himself unto another witch more suitable for his own perversions.

\"So, Cait, how are you finding the magical world, excusing the nasty abductions and near death experiences, of course?\" he queried with a flash of feral wontoness set in the sheen of his incisors. Cait warily slid over to where Jessica was busily healing a very deep lash mark on Snape\'s back.

\"Don\'t slide closer to THAT, surely, you have more fragile sensibilities than to have intercourse in such close proximity to clammy PALE FLESH OF HIDEOUS DEFILEMENT!\" he shouted and received a warning glare from Snape and the finger from Jessica with a mumbled, \"I like it\" to boot.

\"Did you send the letter?\" Jessica asked before he could begin another verbal assuaging of a notably stable-set mind after a night\'s frolicking with the Dark Lord - sure, Snape and Lucius were used to these sorts of things, but it had taken a lot out of their noble Gryffindor, not to mention a pint of blood or two.

\"Of course I did, Draco\'s probably sitting down right now deliberating how he\'ll have to explain himself...\" Jessica frowned and Snape coughed roughly, snapping Lucius head down to a more grounded height.

\"What? You think I\'m too hard on him? The boy let me down - he understood his obligations; Narcissa was an impediment all too temptingly convenient for his council, if you must know-\" Lucius balked and checked himself furiously for letting that particular tidbit slip - they were understandingly enriched in a foul perdicament and he was sick of playing the insouciant letch for some reason.

\"Well, Lucius, we seem to have aberrated from our usual lofty ubiquity regarding all manners of the Dark Lord and our son - as I recall, two of the most integral and well harnessed fixtures in your life.\"

Lucius looked earnestly at Snape for some semantical reverie but received none.
\"Some people only ever encounter such epiphanies in the midst of immense personal vicissitude, Lucius,\" Snape drawled as he stood and buttoned his robes lazily.

\"I don\'t know why we\'ve stayed here so long - everyone could be back by now and prepared to massacre us a foot outside the door,\" Lucius said in one breath, ripping his extendable cain from his vest pocket with vehemence and expended effort.

Jessica wiped her ointment covered hands on her sleeve after a quick accio from one of the cupboards Snape had been so fastidiously searching through prior to finding his pants only to discover a healing salve in a torture chamber - the entire organization seemed to riddled with such inequalties corresponding to its beliefs and perscriptions to lead a muggle-free and guiltless existence, not so disjointed from that which Tiera proclaimed her aspirations of suprememacy in the name of.

\"We had to give Dumbledore time, of course,\" Jessica said as she linked hands with Snape. Lucius ran a hand through his hair in exasperation and Cait looked befuddled after so many tirades form Jessica\'s most plentifully adamant orifice upon Dumbledore\'s uselessness.

\"He still had to find Dobby... you did remember to put that in, didn\'t you, Lucius?\" He knew he\'d forgotten something.




A/N: Hmmm... I suppose I\'m writing this for my own health; oh well, I hope someone, someday, sometime in the incumbant future filled with rampant critiques and whatnot, just might give me a word or two of a reviewing nature!