Naughty Snippets

By: Ms_Figg

folder Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione

Rating: Adult ++

Chapters: 25

Views: 35,293

Reviews: 35

Recommended: 1

Currently Reading: 0

Category: Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione

Rating: Adult ++

Chapters: 25

Views: 35,293

Reviews: 35

Recommended: 1

Currently Reading: 0

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Very Tiny Snippet #20 HG/AD (Non-animated)

Very Tiny Snippet #20 HG/AD (Non-animated)

Albus: Miss Granger! I must insist that you stop fondling me this minute! This is HIGHLY improper conduct!

Hermione: But it's for Wizarding Biology research, Headmaster. I am doing my paper on "A Comparative Study of Male Ejaculation Based on Age." You're the perfect subject! Now please, just hold still. If my previous research is correct, this shouldn't take long at all. I know Snape only lasted two minutes worth of handling. Harry only lasted one minute. If my calcutions are accurate, utilizing the number of times I fist you, divided by your years, you should ejaculate in about...

Albus: Arrrrrgh!

Hermione: Thirty seconds.

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A/N: Lol. Not much I know...but I couldn't resist. Thanks for reading. :)))

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