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The (Not-So-)Black Letters
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Category:
Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult
Chapters:
11
Views:
10,087
Reviews:
41
Recommended:
1
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Harry Potter or any of his characters, settings, etc. I (sadly) do not make any profit from this.
Come to the Dark side, We have cookies!
Hi! I dedicate this chapter to ladyedgecombe, my first and only reviewer.
Hope you enjoy it!
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Rumours had run rampant among the students as Harry failed to appear at their next class, DADA, and they had only intesified by the time a snowy-white owl regally dropped another black letter on the Headmaster’s bacon the following morning. Its contents were, as they had in the first letter, broadcasted to the whole Hall.
“Dear Dumbles,
Yeah, didn’t want to write the whole frigging list of titles. Sorry about that, but I’m pretty sure there are minors hearing this ans their virgin little ears shouldn’t hear everything I wanted to call you –I think.
So, last night, while Tom and I were talking about the old good times over a glass of scotch I realized my last letter may had been too short. Tom insisted I shouldn’t have to spell it out for you, but I think you’re getting barmy in your old age, so...
In case you hadn’t noticed, I’ve switched sides. You see, I was going to stay with the Light, be a good little slaughter lamb, sacryfice myself and all that rot, but Tom made an offer I couldn’t refuse. You know what they say “Come to the dark side, we have cookies”?
It’s true!
Ta-ta!”
This time, as the letter ended, some purebloods looked around the table, confusion evident in their faces. Muggleborns, who had access to internet during summers however, were torn between laughter and all-out panic.
Plates full of cookies of all kinds appeared at the tables with a soft ‘pop’. The one just in front of Dumbledore, some muggleborns noted amusedly, had the typical cookies with chocolate chips often found in avatars accompaning the sentence Harry had mentioned in his letter.
The Slytherins’ smirks turned into smug grins.
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R&R?
Hope you enjoy it!
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Rumours had run rampant among the students as Harry failed to appear at their next class, DADA, and they had only intesified by the time a snowy-white owl regally dropped another black letter on the Headmaster’s bacon the following morning. Its contents were, as they had in the first letter, broadcasted to the whole Hall.
“Dear Dumbles,
Yeah, didn’t want to write the whole frigging list of titles. Sorry about that, but I’m pretty sure there are minors hearing this ans their virgin little ears shouldn’t hear everything I wanted to call you –I think.
So, last night, while Tom and I were talking about the old good times over a glass of scotch I realized my last letter may had been too short. Tom insisted I shouldn’t have to spell it out for you, but I think you’re getting barmy in your old age, so...
In case you hadn’t noticed, I’ve switched sides. You see, I was going to stay with the Light, be a good little slaughter lamb, sacryfice myself and all that rot, but Tom made an offer I couldn’t refuse. You know what they say “Come to the dark side, we have cookies”?
It’s true!
Ta-ta!”
This time, as the letter ended, some purebloods looked around the table, confusion evident in their faces. Muggleborns, who had access to internet during summers however, were torn between laughter and all-out panic.
Plates full of cookies of all kinds appeared at the tables with a soft ‘pop’. The one just in front of Dumbledore, some muggleborns noted amusedly, had the typical cookies with chocolate chips often found in avatars accompaning the sentence Harry had mentioned in his letter.
The Slytherins’ smirks turned into smug grins.
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R&R?