The Riddle Heiress

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Revenge can wait

To say Hermione was pissed was an understatement because here she was about to make a complete fool of herself all for the sake of clothing. Hermione had sat in her seat for a few minutes hoping that one of the teachers would see her and give her clothes and a robe.
Hermione was only disappointed because there was never any teachers at lunch because of class.

Hermione was sitting next to Lavender of all people and that’s when you got on the table and started dancing.
Lavender just looked at her like she was crazy and asked her “why are you dancing on the table naked Hermione.”
Hermione just looks and sings to her “How come everytime you come around, My London London bridge, wanna go down like, London London London wanna go down like, London London London we going down like.”

Hermione knew by this time everyone in the dining hall was watching her as she made a damn fool of herself.
It was at this point when she decided that she would give them a show.
Hermione start to shake her ass more as she kept signing to Lavender and everytime she said the come down part she would spread her legs open.
Hermione looked around the dining hall and noticed that one boy from Ravenclaw was watching with interest and was about to walk over to him.
That was until someone from Slytherin came and poured one of the most rancid things she had ever smelled on her.

Hermione took a whiff of it and it turned out to be cat urine, vinegar, and some smelly cologne.
Hermione couldn’t take it anymore and her eyes turned red and knew it was best to run away before she hurt someone. She cried all the way back to the Gryffindor girls dormitory.
Hermione ran all the way back to the Gryffindor common room and straight to the showers.
Hermione finished her shower still crying because she couldn’t get the smell out off her and she still hadn’t gotten her clothes and robes back.
Hermione had cried herself to sleep and wanted to just wish the day away but even she knew her powers couldn’t do that.

Back in the Dining Hall

Draco was very happy with the outcome of what happened in the dining hall and knew he had his revenge.
Draco also knew he had to play it cool because if anyone had found out it was him he knew he could be expelled from Hogwarts.
Draco was about to finish his lunch when Ron had walked up to him and said, “Is your ego any better now that you embarrassed her.”

“Weasel what the bloody hell are you talking about” Draco said.
“I know you had something to do with it Draco don’t play dumb” Ron said.
“Am why would I do that Ron” Draco said and didn’t notice his slip.
“Don’t call me Ron, Dray where not friends anymore. You would do something like that to hurt her because she a muggle.” Ron said.
Draco sat there for a minute stunned because he hadn't called me Dray and since we were kids no matter, he didn’t mean it.
Draco says “ Mudblood is the proper term and I had nothing to do with it Weasel and I’m not your precious Dray anymore.”

Draco then gets up to walk back to the dungeon to finish work on his potion but not before handing Lavender a note.
Lavender grabs the note quickly and reads it: That Mudblood clothes are in the Astronomy Tower. Return them to her and remember our agreement to burn this note.
Lavender grabs Parvati and heads to the Astronomy Tower, grabs Hermione clothes, and takes them to her.
Lavender shakes Hermione and says; “we found your clothes in the Astronomy Tower.”

Hermione just smiles at Lavender than tells her “Thank you for helping me because I know you guys don’t like me. It nice to meet friendly Pure-bloods though you guys aren’t all bad.”
Lavender and Parvati feel guilty because after they knew Draco had lied to them about what she had said and they didn’t like it one bit.
They look at Hermione and “ we think we know who took your clothes or at least Ron thinks he know.”

Hermione looks at them and asks “who.”
Lavender just shakes her head and says “well they think it is a Slytherin but you have to ask Ron for more about it.”
Hermione goes and takes another shower and this time she wished the smell was gone from her body and that’s when her powers kicked in and cleaned the smell away.
Hermione walks out to the Common Rooms to find Ron and Harry sitting by the fireplace.
“Hermione are you okay,” Ron asks.
“Hermione you don’t stink anymore did you go to Madame Pomfrey” Harry asks.

Hermione says “No, it’s a spelled I learned and I got my clothes back as you can see. Ron I’m okay and do you by any chance know who could have done this to me.”
Ron thinks on it for a minute Dumbledore did say that people change so should he tell or not. Ron shook his head at that thought because he knew he would never change.
Ron finally says, “I have a theory of who it is.”
Hermione asks “who.”
Ron says, “ I think it was Draco Malfoy and I don’t know why but I just feel he did it.”

Hermione just shakes her head and says “ I know why he did it and it was because I embarrassed him at a restaurant.”
They just look at her funny for a while than Hermione tells them what happened during Christmas break.
They both laugh at what happened then Ron asks “well how are you going to get him back we will be glad to help you.”
Hermione just looks at Ron then at Harry and says “Revenge can wait but it will come and when it does he won’t know what hit him.”

Ron and Harry just looked at her because this was the first time they saw her eyes turn red but shrugged it off as her being angry.
Hermione turns and looks at them and says “ Yes but for now let’s get Snape Potion done and go from there.”

Hermione thought to herself that Draco didn’t know have to worry about being expelled because Hermione would make his Life a Living Hell and then he would know NOT TO FUCK WITH A RIDDLE.
Hermione didn’t know where that came from but hell it felt good to think and with that, she went back to her homework.
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