Potions in the Moonlight

"He's not spoken to me in over a week Professor! I know it will take forever for him to forgive me... but I can't bear to be away from him. I told you what it was like, Sir. I said how it feels; the fear, the anger, the crippling loneliness. You know how many of the newly transformed do stupid things and... and..."

"Mr. Lupin as you know Mr. Snape is going through a difficult time. It is not strange that he would be avoiding the person who has caused him such pain, even if by accident."

"But Sir I understand and that's why I NEED to see him!" Remus was very close to losing his temper with the Headmaster, he knew what happened when Severus refused to see him.

Memories of the last time he hadn't seen him for a week flashed through his head. Of course then again this time he had seen Severus around school, but the boy was avoiding him.

"Just give him some time Mr. Lupin... I'm sure he'll come around."

"Sir this is serious. We didn't just have a fight or something, he feels like death right now only a hundred times worse and he doesn't need to be alone, he needs to TALK!"

"I can assure you Mr. Lupin. He is more worried about his sister right now than he is about himself. He has been coming to my office every night to talk, as you say. He is dealing with his transformation rather well actually. But if you would like I can speak to him about your... relationship."

"Not just that Sir." Remus's voice was strained. He hadn't been this angry in a long while. "It's the very fact that he's dealing with this well that is disturbing. Because he shouldn't be. And he isn't. He bottles things, he keeps them locked up and does other things. I know this shit with his sister is bothering him and it needs to be sorted. But he can't do this alone."

"Mr. Lupin he is not dealing with this alone. He has many teachers and staff helping him deal with it as best as he can. As I have said I will talk to him about you but there is little I can do other than that. If he has no desire to speak to you... I can not force him too."

Remus moved to the door, his fists clenched.

"The teachers can't do anything for him. The teachers can do fuck all for him! Whatever. Whatever you think is right, Professor. I don't care, just don't think this is going to go away."

He slammed the door behind him and seethed down the stairs. None of them understood how it felt to be... to be like them. He remembered his first time and shuddered. He knew how badly things affected Severus, and that he had tried something before. Add into that the usual slew of teenage hormones and his problems with his sister..... Remus shook his head. He had to find Severus.

Remus almost fell back as he turned a corner and slammed right into James.

"Man you okay?" James asked. "What's the hurry?"

"I need to find Severus, James! I just need to see him, I can't let him keep avoiding me."

"Remus... breath. You're going to start hyperventilating." He said. "What's the problem? Why do you suddenly need to find him?"

"I just... have a really awful feeling. I know what's in his head right now, and with Severus that can't be good..."

"Remus, just calm down. I'm sure he'll be fine." He said as Sirius walked up to them, a lolly stuck in his mouth. Sirius pulled the sweet out and licked his lips.

"What's going on?"

"Sirius, have you seen Severus?" Remus was trying so hard to compose himself into some semblance of calm... but it wasn't going well.

"Um... yeah last time I saw Snivelly he was headed towards the north tower." He said confused at Remus' panicked tone. "Why?"

Remus had no time to answer, he had dumped his back on the ground and pegged it down the corridor as fast as he could. He didn't know why this intense feeling of foreboding had washed over him.

"Remus!" James called but didn't pursue.

'What if he really went through with it this time?' Remus shivered thinking about the things he had almost done as a child. The North Tower seemed so far away...

Making his way to the north tower he climbed the stairs two at a time. When he got to the top he paused at what he saw. Severus was standing at the edge of the ledge, his feet dangerously over the edge as he peered down below him.

"Severus!" he called. "Please... just stop and think!"

Severus jumped in shock and nearly toppled over the edge but caught himself on the wall in time. He turned on the ledge and stared at Remus. His face was red and his cheeks where covered in tears, his eyes red and puffy.

"Please..." Remus shakily held out his hand.

Severus shook his head. "Don't..." He said looking back over the edge.

Remus choked and edged closer. "Please... Severus don't do this."

"Why?" He asked angrily. "What the hell else do I have to live for? I was tipping over the edge even before all this happened? I've lost everything because of this... what good am I now?"

"You're Severus. You're good for anything. You're good for me... This isn't you... it's all this shit in your head. You've got to ignore it."

"Ignore what? The entire world? Everything that is happening around me? Everything that is happening too me? Tell me Remus.... how am I supposed to live by just simply ignoring everything?"

"Not everything... just that little voice in your head that says you aren't good enough."

"It's because I'm not!" Snape yelled. "I was barely any good to do anything before all this happened! I can't even fucking help my sister anymore!"

"But you CAN Sev! You just have to be calm and not put yourself through this. You feel like shit for a while but it goes away, then you can deal with your problems properly. Look at me... I'm fine."

"No you're not." Severus said turning to the edge again. "Look at you." He said glancing at him over his shoulder. "You're standing on the upper level of one of Hogwart's highest towers pleading with the ugliest teenager this side of the planet begging him not to kill himself cause you THINK you're in love with him.... how is that normal?"

"So it's not normal to love somebody enough to want them safe? All this time all I've ever wanted was for you to be safe..."

"You don't love me Remus!" Severus yelled.

"What ever lead you to believe that?" Remus still held his hand out to the distraught boy. "I love you Severus. Why would I be doing this if I didn't?"

"Because you think you do." Severus said quietly staring down at the ground below him.

"But if I think I love you... then surely don't I love you?" Remus was saying anything now, just to get Severus away from the edge. To keep him talking and now thinking too deeply.

"There is a difference between thinking and knowing." He said. "Besides how do you know I didn't slip you a potion that night when we first met? How do you know or trust anything about me?"

Remus considered for a moment and recalled what he had said to Severus when last questioned trust.

"Because that's the nature of trust Severus. I don't know, I simply trust you and love you and want you to come back inside so we can talk."

"We are talking." Severus said. Remus saw Severus' bag on the floor beside him and saw a piece of paper in Sev's hand for the first time.

Remus swallowed, extending his fingers further.

"I mean talk inside Sev. Away from the edge. They can't let you have your sister if they think you're suicidal..."

"They won't let me have her now either way so I don't see how it matters."

"She needs you Sev..." Remus's voice hit a sad note. "If you give in, who's she got left?"

He saw Sev's jaw clench as he turned to him again. He looked hurt and defeated. Sev looked over the edge again before turning to Remus and moving to step off. But as he lifted his foot the brick under his other foot shifted and crumbled. Severus' eyes widened in shock as he reached out to Remus as he fell backwards.

Remus reached for his wand, but too late realised that it was him his bag that he had cast off in his haste to reach the tower. He screamed and lunged, trying to grab the older boy's arm, but he couldn't tear his eyes from the boy sailing through the air onto the rough flagstones beneath.

Remus flinched as he heard the sickening thud below and closed his eyes. Not again...

Remus ran down the stairs full tilt, tripping down a few of them, and sliding down others as his foot missed the step. He didn't care, he had to get to Sev.

When he got downstairs he saw Severus laying motionless on the ground and was dimly aware of James and Sirius running in their direction. He couldn't even think as tears flooded his eyes as he ran towards his boyfriend.

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"Severus?"

Severus slowly opened his eyes to look at Remus. "Yes I have learned my lesson." Severus said. Remus looked confused.

"What?"

"When trying to commit suicide.... pick a higher tower." He said with a slight laugh before groaning and holding his hand against his broken rib.

If Remus hadn't been so worried he would have punched the Slytherin.

"I swear to God if I have to spend another night in here because of you Severus..."

Severus closed his eyes and looked away from Remus. He didn't know what to say. It wasn't like he had deliberately jumped, but he had the intention too. Which wasn't much better. A better question was though... how did he survive?

Remus was holding his hand, still looking concerned, but not as much as he had before. Severus was alive and talking to him. Remus didn't think he had any other face but worry left after the month he had been through. All he wanted to do was hold Severus and kiss him and tell him it was alright to be unhappy, but not to go this far... but he couldn't.

Severus sighed. "I'm sorry." He said. He had never had those words pass his lips so sincerely.

Tilting his shoulders forward, Remus kissed him sweetly and gently. It was their first kiss since 'the accident' and they both knew it.

Severus moaned and pulled him closer with his good arm.

Remus positioned himself so as not to press on any of Severus's injuries, he smiled.

"Missed you..."

Severs smiled and deepened the kiss. For some reason this put Severus troubled mind at ease.

Madame Pomfrey rolled her eyes and left the room. She didn't approve of over taxing Severus so soon after his accident, when he still had potions coursing through his system. But the boys hadn't shared a proper moment like this in so long. She would take this opportunity to get some work done. Her month's focus on Severus had set her back a way in her paperwork.

Severus ran his good hand through Remus' hair. His other was held in a sling as he had broken the bone. It was already half way mended but it would take at least another hour to fully heal.

Tenderly, Remus let his hand rest on the twisted limb. He wanted to cry, he failed so badly at protecting the people he loved. He had vowed so often never to see Severus unhappy again, but he seemed powerless to stop it.

Remus felt more than saw the bulge in Sev's pants and smiled.
"I didn't think you'd ever want me again," he whispered, bringing his gentle hand down to his lover's emaciated waist.

Severus moaned as he felt the hand on his hard cock. "I've always wanted you... I just..." He closed his eyes and moaned as Remus squeezed him through his pants. "That feels so good." He said his breathing increasing. It had felt like so long since the last time they had been together.

"Are you sure you're ready," Remus whispered breathlessly. Of course he meant Severus's many injuries and breaks, but Sev knew he also meant his state of mind following their long silence. Remus stilled his hand, but maintained the gentle, barely-there pressure.

"If you stop Remus I swear to Merlin you'll be waking up with radroaches in your bed." Severus whined moving his hips against his hand.

Remus grinned, Severus was threatening him again. Severus only threatened him when he wanted something, and that made Remus feel truly needed for the first time in weeks. Deftly he slipped his rough hand into Severus's loose hospital trousers.

Severus moaned as he felt Remus hand curl around his hard shaft.

The sound made Remus's heart beat faster, he loved making Severus feel good at the best of times, and now after everything he had been through this small gesture was all the younger boy could do.

"Remus... Please." Severus begged.

As he felt his mouth go dry, Remus slowly began pumping his hand. The other hand buried in his boyfriend's long hair.

Severus moved his hips against his hand. This wasn't enough he wanted more.

Yet still Remus did not move to go faster or shift from his position on the edge of the bed. He knew how impatient Severus was, but he felt he couldn't indulge that just yet.

"Please Remus. Stop teasing."

"I wasn't aware that I was..." the younger boy whispered, his hand moving slowly and rhythmically.

"Remus!" he practically yelled through his teeth in frustration.

Speeding up a little Remus shut his eyes and sighed.

"Please Sev. I'm trying my best. You've nearly died so many times, I'm just... so scared that you'll get hurt again. You broke three ribs!"

"Well then stop making me move and get a move on. Teasing is only going to make me move more. Please Remus... I need this."

Remus silenced him with a kiss, pumping harder.

"Are you... sure?" He smiled. Knowing that the more frustrated Severus got with him the better he would feel when he finally came. He felt so hot, still holding his lover and touching him like he had wanted to for so long. He had drawn the line at jerking Severus off while he was unconscious. Which he highly doubted would work.

Sev's breathing increased as he moved his hips. "Remus..." he said again though it was more of a question. "Please Remus... I... I want..."

Remus twisted his fist, moving faster. Ignoring his own throbbing erection, this was all about Sev.

"Don't make me beg for it Remus." he said cupping Remus cheek in his hand and moving his thumb over Remus lips. "Please. I need you."

Remus's tongue darted out to lap at his lover's thumb, his free hand awkwardly slipping Severus out of the white uniform.

Sev watched with lust filled eyes as Remus pulled his hard cock out of his pants.

It pained Remus to pull away from his love, but as he knelt on the cool floor and took him into his mouth, Remus felt truly happy for the first time in too long.

Severus nearly cried out and almost came right there. It felt so good being back in the heat of Remus mouth after so long. His cock throbbed in his mouth dripping precum onto his tongue.

Remus couldn't help but groan. He slipped his head down as deep as it would go, swallowed the taste of his love. It was so easy to forget how fragile Severus was when they were together like this.

Severus sat up carefully and sat on the edge of the bed so the Remus was kneeling between his legs giving him better access.

Remus pulled away, still pumping the sticky wetness in his fist. He looked at Severus with mild fear at the effort it took for him to sit up.

"You shouldn't move too much!"

"I'm fine. Don't stop." he said but his wince was proof that he had moved a little too much. He placed his hand on the back of Remus head and lead him back to his dripping cock.

Partly nervous of causing further pain, but partly so desperate to get back to what he was doing, Remus slowly inched Severus's length back into his mouth.

Severus shivered as Remus ran his tongue over the head of his cock, poking the tip against the slit before taking him back into his mouth again. "Fuck I've missed this..." He said.

Remus moaned his response, indicating that he had missed this too. It had felt like an age since Severus had let him touch him like this.

Severus shifted slightly in discomfort but despite that moved his hips against Remus' eager mouth.

It was like the first time, taking Severus as deep as he would go. Remus was only too pleased to oblige him. This was all for the boy he adored.

Severus moaned and watched Remus move over his cock taking him deeper and deeper. Watched his tongue poke out and run over his length. "I wanna fuck you so bad right now..." Severus said as Remus licked his soft sack, pumping the shaft in his hand.

Laughing and pulling back, Remus blinked up at him, his scarred face flushed with exertion.

"I don't think we'd get away with this. Poppy might be back any second..."

Flicking his hair from his eyes he nipped at Sev's thigh and smiled.

"Then you better hurry up cause I swear Remus if you stop now..." He said threateningly.

Remus giggled and choked on Severus again. He liked the gagging feeling at the back of his throat, he knew Sev wouldn't last long if he drove him to these levels.

Severus could feel his balls clench and knew he was close. "Faster." He said his voice breathless.

Remus was already there. It came back to him so easily, it felt totally natural doing what Severus wanted. The older boy brought his hand up to grasp Remus's hair, it would soon be over.

"Ungh I'm gonna cum..." He said was Remus practically buried his nose in his pubes he took him in so deep. Remus hummed and he tensed not wanting to cum yet.

But it was so hard not to keep pushing Severus closer. Remus was drooling he was pressed so deeply against his lover. He knew this had to end some time, but it was so hard not to ache at the thought that Severus and he might not get this chance for ages. He whined.

"Oh fuck... I'm gonna cum in your mouth... so good..." He said threading his fingers through his hair. "Ungh.... I'm cumming..." He said pulling Remus against him gagging him as he came hard against the back of this throat, coating him with his white spunk.

Waiting as long as he could before he pulled back spluttering. He was still not good enough to swallow without complaint.

Severus continued stroking himself with his hand spilling the rest onto Remus' face. Severus watched him the whole time he came which made it all the better for him.

Remus was too tired to move. He smiled and lazily reached for a towel.

"Nice!"

Severus laid back on the bed again not bothering to tuck himself back into his pants.

Laughing and hauling himself to his feet, Remus returned to the bed, wiping at Sev and putting him away.

"You'll want a story next," he muttered.

Severus looked up at him. "Would you mind?" He asked with a slight laugh and a wince as he jarred his ribs again. They where almost healed from the potions coursing through his body but it still hurt to laugh.

"Just keep still ok?" Remus sounded annoyed and worried, but Sev knew he was always like that when it came to Severus not dying.

A few moments later Madam Pomfrey came back in holding a few more vials. Remus shifted slightly so that the raging hard on in his pants wouldn't be so prominent.

She came up to the two boys and handed Snape the vials. "Drink those up, Mr. Snape. You should be free to go within the hour." She said. "Just be careful of your ribs. They won't be broken, but they will be sore and easy to fracture with too extensive exercise. You should be fully healed by dinner."

Remus grinned.

"So don't go being an idiot between now and then and you should be fine."

He was still blushing from what they had just done, his hand resting on Severus's arm. It was hard to meet Madame Pomfrey's eyes, when he was so sure she knew what had occurred.

Madam Pomfrey smiled and put her hand on Remus' shoulder reassuringly before going back into her office.

"Don't worry... after supper..." Severus said looking down at the bulge in Remus' pants. "I'll take care of you." He said kissing Remus even though he knew Madam Pomfrey could see them through the window of her office.

"Ok." Remus smiled again.

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"Bloody idiot if you ask me," Sirius finished his dinner with a sigh. "Its one thing to try and top yourself, but then to just fall anyway... I mean I knew he had issues, but for God's sake!"

"Sirius." James warned glancing at Remus. "He's going through a tough time... it wasn't his fault the brick broke under him."

Sirius muttered and poured himself a drink.

"Sorry Remus... but it was a twatish thing to do."

Remus blushed, he would usually have reprimanded his friend for being harsh against his boyfriend, but all that was going through his mind at the moment was what Severus had said to him about 'after dinner'.

At the moment, Severus game into the great hall fully clothed in his uniform. His arm was no longer in a sling and even though it had been only three days since the fall he looked absolutely fine.

Grinning and looking away, Remus ignored the groan from Sirius. Several of the Slytherins looked curiously at their comrade, unsure what to make of yet another disappearance.

Never-the-less Severus sat down at the table to eat. Remus visibly flinched when he saw Malfoy making his way over to Severus.

James noticed his friend grit his teeth.

"Just leave it Remus. They are in the same house..."

Remus watched as Severus tried to ignore Malfoy. But it wasn't long before Severus was looking at the older blond boy looking thoroughly engrossed in conversation.

It was getting harder to ignore. Remus knew he couldn't say anything, but instead he just sat there staring at his plate, waiting for some sign from his boyfriend.

He could tell Severus was mad that Malfoy was even talking to him. But as Remus watched the conversation progress he could tell Severus was becoming less and less angry and looked more.... intrigued?

"Just leave him alone Malfoy," Remus hissed under his breath, loading his plate with bread.

"Remus just calm down." James said. "I'm sure they're just friends." He said. Remus looked up at him angrily.

"Yeah just friends..." Remus said sarcastically. "Which is why Malfoy practically tried to rape him outside of their common room. He probably would have had I not showed up."

Sirius rolled his eyes.

"Because he's a greasy git. I wouldn't trust Malfoy as far as I could throw him... but I doubt Snape is going to just fuck off and talk to him forever."

Remus saw Severus glance at him a moment before he got up and left with Malfoy. "It's not the talking I'm worried about..." He said. 'What is he doing?' He thought to himself.

Frowning Remus went to stand up but was grabbed hurriedly by James.

"Don't Remus. Let him be for now. You can talk to him later."

"But... but..."

"Remus one of the foundations of a relationship is trust. If you trust him... you won't follow him."

Remus swallowed and paused, still hovering an inch from the bench and then slumped down, his arms on the table.

"I hate him."

"Well he is in Slytherin." Sirius laughed. Remus shot him a dirty look. "Okay really man, you're mood swings have to stop. I mean I know you care about the guy but you gotta realize that our feelings towards the guy isn't going to change. You have to admit we have eased up so stop with the dirty looks."

Remus waved absently.

"Yes yes, you must have really put yourself out. I was referring to Malfoy... he's always doing this. Because he knows he can."

"So was I before you gave me that look!" Sirius said. "And we all know Malfoy is a prick that gets what he wants. But if you trust Snape and if he really does love you, Malfoy won't be able to buy him."

Remus swung his legs against the bench opposite, uncomfortably scowling. He hated this feeling of uncertainty.

"I'm not even bothered... he can do what he likes. He can look after himself..."

James smiled sympathetically at Remus. "I don't think you believe that." He said. "If it bothers you so much just talk to him after supper?" He said. "Go find him but don't follow him. That way he can't accuse you of sneaking." He said with a laugh knowing how many times they have been ratted out for sneaking around, according to Snivellus.

Remus sighed.

"I'll leave him to it... maybe I'll sit in the library. Got some stuff to do. I can wait for a bit without worrying too much right?"

"It'll be fine Remus I'm sure." Sirius reassured him. Remus nodded and headed towards the library.

He could dimly hear James and Sirius conversation about how Snape was probably cheating on him and they didn't want to see Remus hurt. He refused to believe them. Sev wouldn't cheat on him.

Would he?

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"You know it's the right thing to do Snape." Malfoy hissed into his ear. "You know it's you're only option." Snape sneered at him. He hated the older manipulative boy right now. He knew how to twist the knife.

"No..." Snape said. "I won't do it."

"Come on Snape... all you have to do is one simple task... and I can guarantee you... you will have custody of your sister."

"What you're asking it not one simple task." He said. "You'd be turning my entire life upside down!"

"More so than he has?" He asked. "Yes Snape... I know what Lupin is... and I know he bit you." He smirked. "Do you really think the Dark Lord will accept you into his fold now? He doesn't take in mutts or strays." Snape sneered at the term. "I can give you your sister... and get you a place among the death eaters."

Severus didn't care about the death eaters anymore. But his sister...

"No..." He said again. Malfoy smiled.

"Do you think he likes it?" Malfoy asked. Severus looked confused.

"What?"

"You're father." He said simply. "Do you think he likes it when he uses her? He must if he does it so often. She doesn't even cry anymore when he pushes his cock into her."

"Stop." Severus said angrily.

"How many different ways do you think he's taken her?" Malfoy asked. "Is this the life you want for her?"

"No." Snape said angrily, not able to look at Malfoy. He felt like he was going to be sick.

"I can get her out of there. She'll be with you. I'll make sure you are both taken care of financially. All you have to do... is say five simple words."

Snape could feel tears brimming his eyes. He shook his head. 'this isn't happening, this isn't happening.' Snape said over and over in his head like a mantra.

He could hear foot steps coming towards them and Lucius saw Remus coming down the hall, either towards them or to the library down the hall but Lucius wasn't stupid to think that he would just pass them.

"It's your call Snape." He said into his ear, his body awfully close to his. He cupped Snape's flaccid cock in his hand a moment and licked the lobe of his ear before smirking at Remus and walking away.

Snape stayed pinned against the wall looking completely lost and a bit disheveled. Almost like they had been....

Remus sighed, his fists clenched staring at the floor. He wish he could understand sometimes. He knew Severus loved him, but then when it looked like they were on a good run, he'd go and do something like this. Turning to veer off past Severus to the library, Remus muttered.

"Do what you like Severus. I'm not much fussed any more."

"What are you on about Remus?" Severus asked. "I haven't done anything."

His hands in his pockets, Remus chose not to answer. He didn't break off his stride, maintaining his course to the library. He had no right to be mad at Severus for what he did.

Severus sprang forward and grabbed onto Remus. He pulled him back and pinned him against the wall. "Remus... I don't know why you are mad at me. I haven't done anything!"

"It's always him Severus! Always him. After everything he's said and done! ..."

Remus's face was red, he was trying not to yell at his boyfriend, but it angered him far more than he thought it should.

"What are you talking about Remus? We were talking!"

"Yeah! Like that guy ever wants to 'just talk' to you. You're face is all red Severus, Jesus Christ, you might try and be a little more subtle!"

Remus pulled away and stormed off down the corridor, not even sure if he was going to the library any more, he just couldn't look at Sev any more.

"Is our relationship that fragile Remus?" he called down the hall. "That I can't even fucking talk to someone without you not being able to trust me?" he shook his head. "I'm sorry I didn't realize that talking to another guy is as bad as almost killing your boyfriend. If that's even what I am anymore."

"Oh shut up Sev! This isn't even comparable! I trust you. I have no reason not to trust you, I trust you as much as anyone I know. I don't fucking trust him, it's like you jump to do what he says every time you see him."

"I wasn't jumping to do anything! We were just talking! Would you like it if I got pissed every time you talk to fucking Potter or Black? I can't just stop talking to my friends just cause you want me too!"

"You call that guy a friend, after all the shit he's put you through?! I can rely on my friends Sev. I'm not jealous, I told you I didn't care, I just don't want to have to deal with it. My friends actually gave a damn about you, unless you'd forgotten!"

"Your friends don't give a damn about me! Its you they care about I'm just kinda there! And if you haven't noticed my choice in friends is kinda slim! I only have three friends Remus! And even then as you say they don't give a damn about me either! What do you want me to do remus?" he asked. "What is it you want from me?"

Remus growled, he remembered them once having a similar argument, when Remus had asked him a similar question.

"What did he want from you?" he finally asked, quietly, his hands by his sides.

Severus stayed quiet a few moments before he answered. "He was asking me about why I was in the hospital wing for so long."

"No he wasn't." Remus's voice was as emotionless as he could make it.

"Yes he was. He was curious as to what happened. I think he knows about you."

"You accuse me of not trusting you... I know when you're lying to me, Sev."

"I'm not lying!" severus said. "what? I'm lying what you don't get what you want to hear?"

"Goodbye Severus..."

Remus turned on his heels, seething inside, his fists shaking in his pockets. He knew Severus was lying, it was always so obvious to him. After his speech about trust it made him want to throw up. He couldn't look him in the eyes when he was being lied to.

Severus looked like he was going to cry but held it in. There was no way he could tell Remus what Lucius really wanted. Fine... If that's the way Remus wanted to be... It only made his choice easier...

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Craig: Beware the Schwarzenegger clown clone army with 47 in each clown hum V and all with clown rocket launcher and scary accent
Schiff: Ha ha ha I think I was covering the speaker.
Pasha: .... Why did we get your boyfriend involved in this?
Schiff: Come on the Schwarzenegger accent was funny
Pasha: Riiiiight

Anyway more to come soon.... ))