Wizard's Porn

I can’t believe the reviews have past the century mark! And each of them positive! I’m really proud of this fic – and I’m so pleased you get as much pleasure reading it as I do writing it.



LadyVoldemort87 Have you had your many happy returns yet?



Lucius might be devious, but he’s clueless! Lol!



Blame the inspiration for Daddy on LaBib – I wasn’t going to tell you anything!



Lucius is desperate, and it’s backfired on him.



sheedy My beta laughed like a hyena when I told her I’d eaten a dandelion as a kid, trying to blow the seeds away! Lol! Though, munchkins will give most things a nibble.



Carha Oh yes, this fic wasn’t going to end without her getting the job one way or another! Lol!



Hermione is derived from Hermia – one of the characters in A Midsummer Night’s Dream by Shakespeare, Lysander is the man who falls in love with her – but who her Father forbids her to marry… I’m not into some squicky incest – but I thought the names should follow on from her own.



I don’t like Ron – can you tell? Lol.



My beta’s first response to Lucius’s behaviour was ‘PRAT’ shouted very loudly. Lol.



Muffy Oh, hold on to your hat, this thing keeps turning.



shetan Glad you like! Updates are coming thick and fast!



meankitty69 I REALLY hadn’t expected everyone to know who the father was! It was a random pick of 30 rapists! Lysander is the reason her prospects were dim; and in the end it won’t matter one bit!



Who says Lucius isn’t in public favour? I didn’t… hold on for a later chapter for an explanation.



Oooh… you just gave me an idea! *ponders*



linmo I didn’t say it was pure smut – the plot development proved to be a heck of a lot easier than I thought it would be! I like my DM/HG too… but you can’t beat the senior version!



gorgeousbrowneyes Oh, she’ll be on the payroll, and probably have to force Kingsley and Harry to accept their money back at wandpoint! Lol! That trust fund will probably pay for Hogwarts.



Oooh… you want more slash, you *might* just like this chapter – but its only a smidge of slash.



I think Ron would have been done for manslaughter – depending if he intended for her to terminate – or was just stupid. I’ve left the interpretation up to the reader on that one.



Ah, he hasn’t found the cottage – he’s found her location. She just happens to be IN the cottage. He couldn’t find the cottage again if he tried, but he has found her. (Does that make sense?)



I’ll send you a message when it’s up – I don’t mind emailing nice people – but I was burnt with one prat who was rather abusive in an email. I’ll trust you to maintain your excellent manors! Not that you’d be nasty in the first place.



I can’t spell it either.



Nope, Lucius’s brain certainly wasn’t plugged in! lol!



I’ve had this mentioned before – someone commented on the subplot of Hermione/Lysander… but which is the subplot? The porn or the out-of-theatre action? Muhahahahaha But I’ll see what I can do about sneaking another scene in.



Lady_of_Clunn Lucius is blooming clueless, and he’s messed up royally! nd Lysander probably wants to pull his hair for it.



Oooh! Cambridge! Not far from where my beta lives! Have a safe trip, and I hope you settle in nicely!



No, no rushing on our part – 4 years of not rushing things. But we know that to do this right we need to have our own place and own time. But what’s normal? *stops before gets all philosophical*



Wishing you well for the move!



Nemesis oh yes, he did make a mess of it, didn’t he!



LaBibliographe Some whispers will be broadcast, but their last ones won’t.



I really, really, really LOVED love actually! 10 films in one! And Alan Rickman and Kiera in the same film!



Hufflepuffs can be devious and bad too! Poppy will have stuck his arm back on and he’ll be on his broom in no time!



Snape might get a bit of relief – but I feel that curing his problem will be making it a bit too fairytale at the end… but, we’ll see.



Ooooh, I haven’t finished with Ron yet! Muhahahahaha



Kings would always do the right thing by her – its just taken a while to manage it.



He’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer, is he? Lol.



AU means I can lock him up so he didn’t rape her – though, Malfoy probably got caught so he wouldn’t get into EVEN MORE trouble than he was already in.



Yeah, Lysander kept Hermione alive – but more of that later.



What predicament is Hermione in? Eh? Why would she be forced to marry him?



Yep – all your fault Ly’s a Lestrange! Lol. Lucius’s family mark? Hmm.. thinking on that one.



luvhp Floods? Everyone Ok?

Don’t worry about this! Get your studying done!



Harry’s mate is revealed in this chapter… *grins*



flowerchild Oh, don’t worry, she gets her revenge.



tambrathegreat Poor Lucius, he’s been alone for a very long time.



distinctlyME Glad I could make you happy.



LadyBlueEyes He didn’t plan anything – but Hermione is plotting his ruin,



LCDrusilla You’ll have to wait for what she does.



nonentity Snape HATES kids, Lysander would have driven him mad as a newborn baby. His offer was nice – but wouldn’t work.



Hermione was reasonably popular on stage – and not used to pulling in so much money – those few months with Max were one-offs.



Kings and Harry know she did what she had to do – and probably pretend it doesn’t happen. They have a bit of an ostrich attitude in this.



The Lestrange estate is still property of it’s owner – but he’s got life in Azkaban, as a cabbage thanks to a dementor… if Ly is to claim the property, he’ll have to wait until Lestrange dies.



Ooooh! Glass baths EXIST? Wow. Wonder if my other half will let us get one? Though, he’d probably turn it into a fishtank.



Rini Flu is bad – I’ve had proper flu once, and I spent a fortnight in bed and couldn’t move. Hope you get well soon-ish, though it takes months to really recover.



You’re the first one to comment on Molly’s slap! Yay!



Gross, yup – blame LaBib. Lol.



StarKneazle I’m honoured you think of this as a fave! I don’t really deserve it, there are better fics out there! Oh, Lucius will get his just desserts!





Right… gorgeousbrowneyes wants to meet Harry’s other half – so, he’s returned from business…







Hermione walked into the lounge of Harry’s home, a little house (also in the middle of nowhere) that had three bedrooms; luckily Harry’s mate was nocturnal so there was a bedroom each for Lysander and herself.



“Oh! I’ll… I’ll go in the kitchen!” she squeaked, noticing Harry was straddling a pair of very long legs, his head on the other’s shoulder.



Haldor swallowed, licking his lips and turning to her, “Do not vorry, my dear, you haff not interrupted, ve haff just finished here.” He said, his melodic voice washing over her and calming her embarrassment.



“You’re sure I’m not interrupting?” she double checked, she didn’t want to get between a vampire and their true human mate.



For a vampire to find his or her true mate was rare. Haldor had just returned from Transylvania, his sire, the Count himself, had given his permission for Harry to be given the fourth, and binding mark. Vampire bonding had four levels, each more intense than the last, the fourth mark would grant Harry immortality – as long as nobody jabbed a steak through Haldor’s heart. Harry currently had three marks, they were waiting until he was twenty-five for the last – his body would have completely matured by that time.



“No. It’s fine, but I’m not moving for a while.” Harry groaned, snuggling into the vampire’s arms. Both men still wore their trousers, but their shirts were in shreds.



“Do you want a blanket? A cup of tea?” Hermione said, noticing how pale Harry was.



“Please, but grab me a bottle of blood replenishing potion while you’re in there, please.” He whimpered, as the vampire licked at the few drops of blood forming over the bruise on his neck. Haldor hadn’t fed fully in two weeks – it was a vampire taboo to feed from anyone other than your mate, if you had one.



“You should haff told me I haff taken too much.” Haldor chided, cradling the smaller, younger man to his chest, stroking Harry’s back with a long, pale hand.



“I didn’t notice, I’ve missed you.” Harry whispered, accepting the blanket, potion and cup of tea from Hermione.



“I existed vor two centuries vithout a mate – and two veeks vithout you vas torture!” the vampire gently kissed Harry’s unruly mop of hair and wrapped his arms around him like a supporting cage.



There was silence for a while, and Harry drifted off to sleep, Haldor had taken much more blood than he usually did.



“How was Transyvania?” Hermione asked, tucking the blanket over Harry’s bare feet, the vampire hissed as she touched him. “Stop it! I don’t want him getting cold! He might be your mate, but he was my friend long before he met you!” she hissed back, she wouldn’t take shit from anyone anymore.



“I am sorry, I haff missed him so… Sorry vor snapping at you.” He licked a fang before speaking again, “Transylvania voz cold – temperature and atmosvere. There voz not the varmth of Harry in my heat and veins… but my sire and his bride gave us permission vor the vourth bonding stage. Vey vant to meet him – vey may come to England to visit soon.”



“Your accent is thicker now.” Hermione pointed out, jumping up as Lysander woke and screamed for her. The little boy, who had previously slept through the night, now woke several times a night, though, two new teeth causing pain really didn’t help matters; neither did not being in his own room.



Hermione returned to the sofa, Lysander wrapped around her like a vine. “Shh… you’re safe, Mummy’s fine. Shhh. Let me look at these teeth.”



“Poor, ving. I remember my teeth coming through… I haff never known such pain!” the vampire said, rubbing the roots of his fangs. “My covin is not in vour vay, is it?”



“No, it’s fine, though Lysander was sat in it while you were in the bath, and made himself comfortable in it.” She said, shaking her head. She accioed the cool teething ring from the kitchen and watched as the little boy proceeded to munch on it, and calm down.



“It is a very nice coffin. Very soft at the bottom. Is comfortable.” The vampire assured her, rubbing the sleeping Harry’s back. “I need to put him in bed, he vill be sore in morning if he sleeps like vis. Not to mention I vill be completely dead.”



“Yeah, Lysander needs to be back in his cot too… thanks for putting me up this week.”



“Do not be vorried about it! Harry loves you as a sister, and I am bound to protect him and his family as his mate. You are no trouble – though, I want to hurt Lucius Malfoy. He harmed you and the babe! Not to mention he has tried to pass a law to have vampires lead to the dawn!” Haldor looked murderous, “I pay enuff tax due to his meddling in the laws! He has his fingers in too many pies! Now his son has the European businesses to himself, the old man is bored and meddles.”



“No, the population would go mad if Harry ended up dead because you’d been forced into the sun… the population doesn’t care that you’re a vampire. Though…”



“Though an angel like vourself is a demon.” The vampire leaned over and kissed her cheek before standing, carrying a sleeping Harry to bed. Hermione followed, after dislodging the teething ring from a sleeping mouth.



“I am no angel, but I’m glad someone doesn’t think I’m some Death Eater whore.” She whispered, cuddling the baby close as she climbed the stairs.















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