The Princess Bride of Hogwarts
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Category:
Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
15
Views:
2,465
Reviews:
19
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter 13
Chapter 13
“My God. You must be that little Spaniard impersonator brat that I taught a lesson to all those years ago. You’ve got quite an overdeveloped sense of vengeance.” said Goyle.
Harry sat on the floor for a bit before taking the dagger and pulling from him then throwing it away from him. Carefully Harry stood, still using the wall for support. Once he had stood up all the way Goyle took this opportunity and made a stab at Harry’s right shoulder. Harry didn’t defend himself so Goyle took a chance and stabbed Harry’s left arm. Harry still didn’t defend himself so Goyle went to strike down at Harry. Harry blocked the blow and got up ofe wae wall.
“Hello. My name is Harry Potter. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
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Hermione climbed off of Severus and sat by his side. She was happy that he was here, but sad because he was too late. She sat there trying to think of a way to tell him when he spoke.
“What’s wrong?”
“I got married. I didn’t want to but it just happened so fast.”
“Didn’t happen.”
“What?”
“Didn’t happen.”
“It did. I was there. This old man said ‘Man and wife.’”
“Did you say ‘I do’?”
“Well no. We just skipped that part.”
“Then your not married. You didn’t say it. You didn’t do it. Isn’t that right your Highness.” Severus directed the last part to Malfoy who was standing by the door.
“A technicality that will shortly be remedied.” said Malfoy.
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Harry took a lunge forward at Goyle. Goyle blocked Harry. Harry walked toward Goyle forcing him to walk backwards.
“Hello. My name is Harry Potter. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” said Harry a bit louder.
Harry lunged at Goyle again therefore repeating what had happened only seconds before.
“Hello. My name is Harry Potter. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
“Stop saying that!” roared Goyle.
Their swords clashed together.
“Hello. My name is Harry Potter. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” yelled Harry. As he did this he pushed Goyle back against a table.
“Offer me money.” said Harry.
“Yes.”
“Offer me titles.”
“Yes. Please.” pleaded Goyle.
“Offer me everything I ask for.”
“Anything you want.” said Goyle threw gritted teeth.
Goyle was going to stab Harry, but Harry was quicker. Harry grabbed Goyle’s sword arm at the wrist with his own sword pointed at Goyle’s heart.
“I want my father back you son-of-a-bitch!”
Harrshedshed his sword straight through Goyle. He withdrew his sword. Goyle’s body fell to the ground with a thump. Harry gathered all the strength he could muster and set off to find Hagrid and Severus.
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Malfoy had gotten his sword out and threw the scabbard to the ground.
“To the death!” Malfoy said taking a step forward.
“No. To the pain.” Severus replied.
“I don’t think I’m quite familiar with that phrase.”
“Well I’ll explain and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be able to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.”
“That has got to be the first time a man has dared insult me.”
“Get used to it. It won’t be the last time. To the pain means the first things you’ll lose is your left eye followed by your right. Next your nose. You’ll lose your hands at the wrist and your feet at the ankles.”
“Next my ears. Let’s get on with it.”
“WRONG.” yelled Severus. “Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why. So that every child that weeps at your approach, everyone woman who cries out ‘Dear God what is that thing?’ will echo in your perfect ears.”
Malfoy let this sink in. “I think your bluffing.” he said.
“It’s possible, pig, I could be bluffing. It’s conceivable you complete vomitus mass. I could be bluffing. I’m only lying here because I lack the strength stand.” Severus stood up off the bed. “Then again maybe I have the strength after all.”
Severus pointed his sword at Malfoy. “Drop your sword.”
Malfoy dropped his sword.
“Have a seat.” Severus pointed to a chair.
Severus turned to Hermione. “Tie him up.”
Hermione grabbed some rope and was tying Malfoy to the chair.
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Harry who was still running the halls looking for any sign of Hagrid or Severus heard some talking from a room he was passing.
“Make it as tight as you like.”
He then heard an ‘oof’. Recognizing one of the voices as Severus’s Harry went into the room. He saw Severus leaning onto one of the bedposts. Hermione was done tying up Malfoy when she looked up to see Harry.
Harry was looking from Malfoy to Hermione then to Severus when he asked, “Where’s Hagrid?”
“I thought he was with you.” replied Severus.
“We better go find him.” said Harry.
Severus tried to walk away from the bed but he all but fell and had to hold on to the post to support himself.
Harry turned to Hermione “Help him.” he said.
“Why does Severus need helping?” questioned Hermione going over to him.
“Because he has no strength.”
“You were bluffing. I knew it. I knew you were bluffing.” Malfoy chipped in.
“Do you want me to dispatch him for you?” asked Harry on regards of Malfoy.
“No. I want him alive. Alive so he can live a life of cowardice.” responded Severus.
Harry just shrugged.
“Harry. Harry.” came a voice from below the window.
Harry, with the Severus and Hermione behind him, went to the window. Below them were the stables with Hagrid standing under the window of the honeymoon suite.
“Harry.” Hagrid called again. “I was looking for you to see if you ever found the lady. Hello lady.” Hagrid waved up at Hermione and she waved back. “Then there they were, I found four white horses.”
“Hagird,” Harry said “you did something right.”
“Don’t worry, I won’t let it go to my head.”
Jumping out of the window was the easiest means of escape, so Severus and Harry helped Hermione into the window frame. Hagrid was waiting below to catch her. She jumped out the window andrid rid caught as if she were light as a feather.
Severus and Harry were standing in the frame getting ready to jump when Harry spoke.
“You know, I have been in the revenge business so long that now that it’s over I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.”
Severus looked at Harry and said, “You’d make a wonderful Dread Pirate Voldemort.” then he jumped out the window.
Harry had a thoughtful look in his eyes, he shrugged then jumped as well.
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All four of them rode their horses away from the castle as fast as they could go. They stopped only when they felt it was safe enough for them to stop. It was a beautiful site, the sun was going down with pinks, reds, yellows, and oranges staining the sky.
Severus and Hermione reached for each other sharing a most passionate kiss. Although they didn’t know what tomorrow would bring they felt safe and knew they could get through any obstacles thrown their way, as long as they were together.
~The End~
“My God. You must be that little Spaniard impersonator brat that I taught a lesson to all those years ago. You’ve got quite an overdeveloped sense of vengeance.” said Goyle.
Harry sat on the floor for a bit before taking the dagger and pulling from him then throwing it away from him. Carefully Harry stood, still using the wall for support. Once he had stood up all the way Goyle took this opportunity and made a stab at Harry’s right shoulder. Harry didn’t defend himself so Goyle took a chance and stabbed Harry’s left arm. Harry still didn’t defend himself so Goyle went to strike down at Harry. Harry blocked the blow and got up ofe wae wall.
“Hello. My name is Harry Potter. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
----------------
Hermione climbed off of Severus and sat by his side. She was happy that he was here, but sad because he was too late. She sat there trying to think of a way to tell him when he spoke.
“What’s wrong?”
“I got married. I didn’t want to but it just happened so fast.”
“Didn’t happen.”
“What?”
“Didn’t happen.”
“It did. I was there. This old man said ‘Man and wife.’”
“Did you say ‘I do’?”
“Well no. We just skipped that part.”
“Then your not married. You didn’t say it. You didn’t do it. Isn’t that right your Highness.” Severus directed the last part to Malfoy who was standing by the door.
“A technicality that will shortly be remedied.” said Malfoy.
--------------------
Harry took a lunge forward at Goyle. Goyle blocked Harry. Harry walked toward Goyle forcing him to walk backwards.
“Hello. My name is Harry Potter. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” said Harry a bit louder.
Harry lunged at Goyle again therefore repeating what had happened only seconds before.
“Hello. My name is Harry Potter. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
“Stop saying that!” roared Goyle.
Their swords clashed together.
“Hello. My name is Harry Potter. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” yelled Harry. As he did this he pushed Goyle back against a table.
“Offer me money.” said Harry.
“Yes.”
“Offer me titles.”
“Yes. Please.” pleaded Goyle.
“Offer me everything I ask for.”
“Anything you want.” said Goyle threw gritted teeth.
Goyle was going to stab Harry, but Harry was quicker. Harry grabbed Goyle’s sword arm at the wrist with his own sword pointed at Goyle’s heart.
“I want my father back you son-of-a-bitch!”
Harrshedshed his sword straight through Goyle. He withdrew his sword. Goyle’s body fell to the ground with a thump. Harry gathered all the strength he could muster and set off to find Hagrid and Severus.
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Malfoy had gotten his sword out and threw the scabbard to the ground.
“To the death!” Malfoy said taking a step forward.
“No. To the pain.” Severus replied.
“I don’t think I’m quite familiar with that phrase.”
“Well I’ll explain and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be able to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.”
“That has got to be the first time a man has dared insult me.”
“Get used to it. It won’t be the last time. To the pain means the first things you’ll lose is your left eye followed by your right. Next your nose. You’ll lose your hands at the wrist and your feet at the ankles.”
“Next my ears. Let’s get on with it.”
“WRONG.” yelled Severus. “Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why. So that every child that weeps at your approach, everyone woman who cries out ‘Dear God what is that thing?’ will echo in your perfect ears.”
Malfoy let this sink in. “I think your bluffing.” he said.
“It’s possible, pig, I could be bluffing. It’s conceivable you complete vomitus mass. I could be bluffing. I’m only lying here because I lack the strength stand.” Severus stood up off the bed. “Then again maybe I have the strength after all.”
Severus pointed his sword at Malfoy. “Drop your sword.”
Malfoy dropped his sword.
“Have a seat.” Severus pointed to a chair.
Severus turned to Hermione. “Tie him up.”
Hermione grabbed some rope and was tying Malfoy to the chair.
----------
Harry who was still running the halls looking for any sign of Hagrid or Severus heard some talking from a room he was passing.
“Make it as tight as you like.”
He then heard an ‘oof’. Recognizing one of the voices as Severus’s Harry went into the room. He saw Severus leaning onto one of the bedposts. Hermione was done tying up Malfoy when she looked up to see Harry.
Harry was looking from Malfoy to Hermione then to Severus when he asked, “Where’s Hagrid?”
“I thought he was with you.” replied Severus.
“We better go find him.” said Harry.
Severus tried to walk away from the bed but he all but fell and had to hold on to the post to support himself.
Harry turned to Hermione “Help him.” he said.
“Why does Severus need helping?” questioned Hermione going over to him.
“Because he has no strength.”
“You were bluffing. I knew it. I knew you were bluffing.” Malfoy chipped in.
“Do you want me to dispatch him for you?” asked Harry on regards of Malfoy.
“No. I want him alive. Alive so he can live a life of cowardice.” responded Severus.
Harry just shrugged.
“Harry. Harry.” came a voice from below the window.
Harry, with the Severus and Hermione behind him, went to the window. Below them were the stables with Hagrid standing under the window of the honeymoon suite.
“Harry.” Hagrid called again. “I was looking for you to see if you ever found the lady. Hello lady.” Hagrid waved up at Hermione and she waved back. “Then there they were, I found four white horses.”
“Hagird,” Harry said “you did something right.”
“Don’t worry, I won’t let it go to my head.”
Jumping out of the window was the easiest means of escape, so Severus and Harry helped Hermione into the window frame. Hagrid was waiting below to catch her. She jumped out the window andrid rid caught as if she were light as a feather.
Severus and Harry were standing in the frame getting ready to jump when Harry spoke.
“You know, I have been in the revenge business so long that now that it’s over I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.”
Severus looked at Harry and said, “You’d make a wonderful Dread Pirate Voldemort.” then he jumped out the window.
Harry had a thoughtful look in his eyes, he shrugged then jumped as well.
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All four of them rode their horses away from the castle as fast as they could go. They stopped only when they felt it was safe enough for them to stop. It was a beautiful site, the sun was going down with pinks, reds, yellows, and oranges staining the sky.
Severus and Hermione reached for each other sharing a most passionate kiss. Although they didn’t know what tomorrow would bring they felt safe and knew they could get through any obstacles thrown their way, as long as they were together.
~The End~