First Heat

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Ugh…I think I have cramps…man I must have had a deep sleep how embarrassing that I….
“Err…Siri, I think your waters broken.”
“MY WHAT?!”
“You’re waters broken, I think your having the baby.”
“NO!!!!”
“Yes, you are. Have you had contractions yet?”
“No, just cramps.”
”Those are contractions you dumbass, the baby is coming.”
“Don’t insult me Remus John Lupin, you got me preganant. I’m a bloke! HELL I’M SIRIUS BLACK I’M NOT MEANT TO BE GIVING BIRTH NOW!”
“Calm down Sirius.”
“CALM DOWN!? CALM DOWN?! I DON’T THINK SO REMUS. I’M HAVING A BLOODY BABY.”
“Our baby.” ARGH, how can he be so bloody calm, I’m going to have something slimy crawling out of my genitals soon. Not HIM, no Remus is just going to stand there and smile and….oooh I’m going to do something nasty to him when I’m done with…ARGH. “Breath Sirius.”
“Bloody easy for you to say, you’re not going to pop something slimy out.”
“It’s not going to be slimy Sirius.”
“Is, I saw a film about it at James house once. You know his mum is a muggle school teacher it was…argh….it was gross. The woman was screaming and then it came out all slimy like some alien it was totally disgusting.”
“Don’t be stupid Sirius.” He gives me his best impression of a school teacher look. Which he has perfected to the core. Oh I feel a pout coming on, just that its hard to pout with my face screwed up in pain. “Contractions coming more often?”
“Naghs….”
“Pardon Sirius?”
“Yes you twat they are. BLOODY DO SOMETHING!”
“I can’t.” He states quite calming and proceeds to undress my lower region.
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN’T. YOU GOT ME BLOODY PREGNANT NOW DO SOMETHING TO HELP ME IT BLOODY HURTS!”
“Breath Sirius and push, breath and push, breath and push.”
“WHERE’D YOU GET ALL THAT CRAP FROM LUPIN!”
“Out of a midwives book.” He shrugs and brushes the sweaty hair out of my face, at least he’s good for something. “Squeeze my hand.” I do, every time one of those damn contractions come.
“This is taking bloody ages Remus.”
“You have to squeeze it out.”
“What like going to the bog?”
“No Sirius, its not a piece of poo, it’s our baby.”
“FINE!” I push, and push and try to breath but it really hurts. Like being torn in half, so Remus is so going to pay.
“I’M NOT BOTTOMING EVER AGAIN! EVER!”
“Of course Sirius.”
“AND YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE UP FOR THIS….FOR GETTING ME PREGNANT! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! IT HURTS….OH REMUS IT HURTS.” He chuckles, what’s so bloody funny.
“You know in any other situation that would be very dodgy.”
“I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE….ARGH….YOU’RE THINKING OF SEX AT A TIME LIKE THIS. OH GOD IT’S COMING!” I can feel myself splitting as the head makes its way out. “I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS REMUS LUPIN! BLOODY POTENT WEREWOLVES!”
“Hush Sirius, the baby can hear you, I don’t want his first noise of the world being your swearing.” He slides down and pulls the baby the rest of the way out. I drop back and close my eyes.

I must have dozed off for a while, because when my open my eyes Remus is settled comfortably on the bed next to with the clean baby wrapped up in a blanket cradling it with a bottle. Thank any gods out there that I don’t have to suckle it.
“Let me see. I gave birth to it.”
“Him.”
“Him, ok let me see him.” Remmie hands the baby over. It looks like him, the same golden eyes, the same honey coloured hair. I’m going to be such a push over with this baby, he’s going to pull the same look on me as his father. “What are we going to call him?”
Remus smiles and his golden eyes twinkle. I can’t wait to find out what he’s thought of.