The Princess Bride of Hogwarts
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Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
15
Views:
2,464
Reviews:
19
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter 12
Chapter 12
As Severus, Harry, and Hagrid were planning on how to get into the castle, Hermione was impatiently waiting to be rescued. Although she had faith that Severus would rescue her, she was still worried about what would happen if she didn’t. She was so consumed in her thoughts that she didn’t notice that it was time for the wedding to start.
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A huge giant of a man was slowly making his way to the men that stood guard of the castle gate. As he got closer the men were standing at absolute attention, ready for any fight that may break out. The man was quiet as he came closer still, then he spoke.
“I am the Dread Pirate Voldemort! I am here but soon you will not be here.”
Behind the man were two other men. One of them was pushing the giant, the other was hanging on to the man pushing the giant. As it turns out the giant was Hagrid, and the other two men were Harry and Severus.
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Hermione was now being walked down the aisle. Several thoughts passing through her mind ‘This is the end’ and ‘Severus will save me, I just know he will’. Hermione found herself at the end of the aisle, by the alter was Prince Malfoy. Once up at the front they, along with everyone else in the castle chapel, knelt down waiting for the clergyman to begin the ceremony.
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Still pushing Hagrid, Harry muttered to Severus, “Now?”
“Not yet.” came Severus’s reply.
Harry continued to push Hagrid, who was standing in the wheelbarrow.
“Now?” Harry asked again.
“Light him.” Severus said.
At this Harry grabbed a candle and lit Hagrid’s cloak on fire. Hagrid was still talking to the men guarding the gate.
“All yourst rst nightmares are about to come true.” bellowed Hagrid.
At this the men who were guarding the gate were yelling as they tried to stand their ground.
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Inside the chapel the guests heard the yelling but chose to ignore it. By then the clergyman had turned to face the people and signalled for them to get off their knees. As everyone did this he began to speak.
“Marriage. Marriage is what brings us together today. Marriage that blessed arrangement. That dream within a dream…”
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Outside by the gates the men were getting weary of the flaming giant in front of them. The men finally decided that they had had enough so they scattered to the wind as fast as they could manage, leaving only Yellin to defend the gate. Panicking Yellin ran to put down the port cullis.
Noticing what Yellin was up to, Harry yelled to Hagrid to stop the port cullis from coming down. Hagrid stopped it just in time. In a matter of seconds Harry and Severus were by Hagrid’s side.
Severus spoke to Yellin, “Give us the gate key.”
Yellin was not about to let them get past and into the castle promptly but nervously said, “I have no gate key.”
Sighing Harry turned to Hagrid, “Hagrid tear his arms off.”
Hagrid was about to step forward when Yellin took a key from his pocket. “Oh. You mean this gate key.” He gave it to them quickly then ran away from them as fast as he could.
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Malfoy was getting impatient with the clergyman’s talking so he told him to “Skip to the end”.
“Have you the rings?” questioned the clergyman.
Malfoy produced two rings from his pocket. Placing one on his ring finger and the other of Hermione’s finger.
Hearing the ruckus outside ioneione said, “Here comes my Severus now.”“You“Your Severus is dead. I killed him myself.”
“Then why is there fear behind your eyes?” Hermione asked defiantly.
Ignoring Hermione’s question Malfoy turned to the clergyman. “Man and wife. Say man and wife.”
“Man and wife.” said the clergyman.
Malfoy shoved Hermione toward his parents telling them to take her to the honeymoon suite and he would be there shortly. Then he stormed down the aisle, with the count in tow, and out of the chapel leaving the wedding guests quite shocked.
Hermione said in a depressed voice, “He didn’t come.”
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Severus had been guiding Harry and Hagrid on where to go through the castle. They had just turned left into a new corridor when they came upon the count and about four guards. They eyed each other then the count spoke.
“Kill the dark one and the giant but leave the third for questioning.”
The guards, swords ready, stormed to get them but Harry killed all of them in an instant. Harry then took another fighting position, his sword out and facing the count he said, “Hello. My name is Harry Potter. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
Count Goyle made ready as if to fight then up and bolted in the opposite direction. It took Harry only half a second to start following Goyle.
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The king and queen were escorting Hermione to the honeymoon suite.
“Strange wedding.” commented the king.
“Yes. A very strange wedding.” replied the queen. “Come along.” The queen walked ahead down the hall.
Hermione stopped and turned to the king. She reached up and kissed his cheek.
“What was that for?” questioned the king.
“Because you’ve always been so kind to me. And I won’t be seeing you again, since I’m killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite.” said Hermione.
“Won’t that be nice.” answered the king. Turning to look up the hall at the queens retreating form he said with a smile on his face, “She kissed me!”
Hermione gave the king an odd look before they started walking again.
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Goyle, with the advantage of having the lead, ducked into a room closing and locking the door behind him. Harry came up to that same door a few seconds later. Harry tried to open the door. When that failed he began to rushed at the door in an attempt to knock it down. As he was doing this he yelled for Hagrid.
“Hagrid I need you.”
“I can’t leave Severus alone.” Hagrid called back.
“He’s getting away from me Hagrileaslease!” Harry yelled while still trying to knock down the door.
Knowing that he needed to help his friend, Hagrid leaned Severus against a suit of armour in the corner. “I’ll be right back.” he told Severus.
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Hagrid came up to Harry, stopping him before he rammed into the door. Hagrid then slammed his fist against the wood and the door came down, hinges and all. He moved out of the way to let Harry pass.
“Thank-you.” Harry said as he ran by.
Hagrid thelkedlked back to get Severus only to find that he wasn’t there. Not knowing what else to do Hagrid started wandering around.
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Hermione had finally arrived at the honeymoon suite. She closed the door behind her and went to sit at her vanity. Hermione reached for a long but thin box. Once she had it in front of her, she opened it to reveal a dagger. Taking the dagger from the box she puffed out her chest and put the blade tip to her breast ready to impale herself.
“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, it would be a pity to ruin yours.” came a voice from behind her.
Hermione turned to see Severus lying on the bed. She immediately ran up to the bed and pounced on Severus. She bent down placing kisses all over his face.
“Severus why won’t you speak to me?”
“Gently.”
“At a time like this that’s all you can think to say, ‘Gently’.” Hermione said reaching to cover his mouth with hers.
When she had stopped kissing him Severus again said, “Gently.”. Hermione let go of Severus and his head hit the headboard with a grunt of pain. Hermione had an apologetic look in her eyes.
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Goyle was running down a flight of stairs when he stopped. He reached down and pulled a dagger from inside his boot then continued running down the stairs. Harry was not far behind. He ran down each step not missing a beat. At the end of the stairs was a banquet hall. Harry had barely enough time to register this as Goyle had just throis dis dagger into Harry’s abdomen.
Harry fell against a wall as he slid down its side he said, “Sorry father. I tired, I tried.”
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Another chapter down. Yay!
As Severus, Harry, and Hagrid were planning on how to get into the castle, Hermione was impatiently waiting to be rescued. Although she had faith that Severus would rescue her, she was still worried about what would happen if she didn’t. She was so consumed in her thoughts that she didn’t notice that it was time for the wedding to start.
----------------------
A huge giant of a man was slowly making his way to the men that stood guard of the castle gate. As he got closer the men were standing at absolute attention, ready for any fight that may break out. The man was quiet as he came closer still, then he spoke.
“I am the Dread Pirate Voldemort! I am here but soon you will not be here.”
Behind the man were two other men. One of them was pushing the giant, the other was hanging on to the man pushing the giant. As it turns out the giant was Hagrid, and the other two men were Harry and Severus.
---------------------
Hermione was now being walked down the aisle. Several thoughts passing through her mind ‘This is the end’ and ‘Severus will save me, I just know he will’. Hermione found herself at the end of the aisle, by the alter was Prince Malfoy. Once up at the front they, along with everyone else in the castle chapel, knelt down waiting for the clergyman to begin the ceremony.
---------------------
Still pushing Hagrid, Harry muttered to Severus, “Now?”
“Not yet.” came Severus’s reply.
Harry continued to push Hagrid, who was standing in the wheelbarrow.
“Now?” Harry asked again.
“Light him.” Severus said.
At this Harry grabbed a candle and lit Hagrid’s cloak on fire. Hagrid was still talking to the men guarding the gate.
“All yourst rst nightmares are about to come true.” bellowed Hagrid.
At this the men who were guarding the gate were yelling as they tried to stand their ground.
---------------------
Inside the chapel the guests heard the yelling but chose to ignore it. By then the clergyman had turned to face the people and signalled for them to get off their knees. As everyone did this he began to speak.
“Marriage. Marriage is what brings us together today. Marriage that blessed arrangement. That dream within a dream…”
---------------------
Outside by the gates the men were getting weary of the flaming giant in front of them. The men finally decided that they had had enough so they scattered to the wind as fast as they could manage, leaving only Yellin to defend the gate. Panicking Yellin ran to put down the port cullis.
Noticing what Yellin was up to, Harry yelled to Hagrid to stop the port cullis from coming down. Hagrid stopped it just in time. In a matter of seconds Harry and Severus were by Hagrid’s side.
Severus spoke to Yellin, “Give us the gate key.”
Yellin was not about to let them get past and into the castle promptly but nervously said, “I have no gate key.”
Sighing Harry turned to Hagrid, “Hagrid tear his arms off.”
Hagrid was about to step forward when Yellin took a key from his pocket. “Oh. You mean this gate key.” He gave it to them quickly then ran away from them as fast as he could.
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Malfoy was getting impatient with the clergyman’s talking so he told him to “Skip to the end”.
“Have you the rings?” questioned the clergyman.
Malfoy produced two rings from his pocket. Placing one on his ring finger and the other of Hermione’s finger.
Hearing the ruckus outside ioneione said, “Here comes my Severus now.”“You“Your Severus is dead. I killed him myself.”
“Then why is there fear behind your eyes?” Hermione asked defiantly.
Ignoring Hermione’s question Malfoy turned to the clergyman. “Man and wife. Say man and wife.”
“Man and wife.” said the clergyman.
Malfoy shoved Hermione toward his parents telling them to take her to the honeymoon suite and he would be there shortly. Then he stormed down the aisle, with the count in tow, and out of the chapel leaving the wedding guests quite shocked.
Hermione said in a depressed voice, “He didn’t come.”
--------------------------
Severus had been guiding Harry and Hagrid on where to go through the castle. They had just turned left into a new corridor when they came upon the count and about four guards. They eyed each other then the count spoke.
“Kill the dark one and the giant but leave the third for questioning.”
The guards, swords ready, stormed to get them but Harry killed all of them in an instant. Harry then took another fighting position, his sword out and facing the count he said, “Hello. My name is Harry Potter. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
Count Goyle made ready as if to fight then up and bolted in the opposite direction. It took Harry only half a second to start following Goyle.
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The king and queen were escorting Hermione to the honeymoon suite.
“Strange wedding.” commented the king.
“Yes. A very strange wedding.” replied the queen. “Come along.” The queen walked ahead down the hall.
Hermione stopped and turned to the king. She reached up and kissed his cheek.
“What was that for?” questioned the king.
“Because you’ve always been so kind to me. And I won’t be seeing you again, since I’m killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite.” said Hermione.
“Won’t that be nice.” answered the king. Turning to look up the hall at the queens retreating form he said with a smile on his face, “She kissed me!”
Hermione gave the king an odd look before they started walking again.
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Goyle, with the advantage of having the lead, ducked into a room closing and locking the door behind him. Harry came up to that same door a few seconds later. Harry tried to open the door. When that failed he began to rushed at the door in an attempt to knock it down. As he was doing this he yelled for Hagrid.
“Hagrid I need you.”
“I can’t leave Severus alone.” Hagrid called back.
“He’s getting away from me Hagrileaslease!” Harry yelled while still trying to knock down the door.
Knowing that he needed to help his friend, Hagrid leaned Severus against a suit of armour in the corner. “I’ll be right back.” he told Severus.
-----
Hagrid came up to Harry, stopping him before he rammed into the door. Hagrid then slammed his fist against the wood and the door came down, hinges and all. He moved out of the way to let Harry pass.
“Thank-you.” Harry said as he ran by.
Hagrid thelkedlked back to get Severus only to find that he wasn’t there. Not knowing what else to do Hagrid started wandering around.
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Hermione had finally arrived at the honeymoon suite. She closed the door behind her and went to sit at her vanity. Hermione reached for a long but thin box. Once she had it in front of her, she opened it to reveal a dagger. Taking the dagger from the box she puffed out her chest and put the blade tip to her breast ready to impale herself.
“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, it would be a pity to ruin yours.” came a voice from behind her.
Hermione turned to see Severus lying on the bed. She immediately ran up to the bed and pounced on Severus. She bent down placing kisses all over his face.
“Severus why won’t you speak to me?”
“Gently.”
“At a time like this that’s all you can think to say, ‘Gently’.” Hermione said reaching to cover his mouth with hers.
When she had stopped kissing him Severus again said, “Gently.”. Hermione let go of Severus and his head hit the headboard with a grunt of pain. Hermione had an apologetic look in her eyes.
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Goyle was running down a flight of stairs when he stopped. He reached down and pulled a dagger from inside his boot then continued running down the stairs. Harry was not far behind. He ran down each step not missing a beat. At the end of the stairs was a banquet hall. Harry had barely enough time to register this as Goyle had just throis dis dagger into Harry’s abdomen.
Harry fell against a wall as he slid down its side he said, “Sorry father. I tired, I tried.”
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Another chapter down. Yay!