First Heat

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I smell, ok that isn’t a fact you all want to know, but honestly I do stink. Quidditch practise and I am not showering with all those prudes who have two towels, one for wrapping around in the shower so that no one sees their best bits and one for drying off. HONESTLY can you get any more prudish. So its of to the dorm, the shower and back into bed with Remus for me. I hope he’s done something worth while with his time. Hmm, the bedroom is empty, at least that means that I get to have a shower without anyone telling me just how much I reek.
“Siri, is that you?” A voice floats out of the bathroom, damn, I should have know, Remus and his need to be clean…you’d think he was more of a werecat then a werewolf.
“Yeah Remmie, it’s me, practise is finished.”
“Do you want a shower? You probably smell, you always do. I could smell you all the way from the practise field.”
“That hurts Remmie, I thought you loved me.”
“I do, doesn’t mean you don’t stink though.”
“Ok, ok I’ll have a shower, do you have anything for me?”
“Should I?” There’s a light teasing tone in his voice and f**k his voice is sexy. Remus has a totally sexy voice.
“You should, or what did you spend your time doing?”
“Helping Peter.” Peter is like a cold shower, yuck creepy little rat. I don’t trust him, I don’t like him not much, he’s not really worth my time.
“Can’t the little rat do anything by himself?”
“Now be nice Sirius. It’s not Peters fault that he isn’t that bright.”
“Yeah the lights are on but there’s nobody home.”
“Sirius!” Oh his tone has changed, better be good, Padfoot’s tail is right between his legs.
“Ok I’ll have a shower Remus…and then you’d better have something prepared.” I jump into the shower and really hope that Remus has come up with something good.

“What is this?”
“A Banana.”
“Yes Remus I can see that it’s a banana, but why is there a banana on my bed.” He smiles and picks it up. Gestures for me to sit down and peels the object that was moments before lying on my bed. He then dips it in a bowl of chocolate sauce that is resting on the dresser. It looks so forbidden. He then proceeds to lick of said chocolate in an absolutely sinful way. Remus should not be doing that with the banana, its making little Sirius stand up to attention. He continues his licking exploration of the banana, sliding his tongue up and down, winding it around. I didn’t know his tongue was that flexible, I must get him to put it to good use some time. Suddenly without warning he slips the whole frigging banana in his mouth. COMPLETELY! OMG! His eyes are devilish, glinting golden, flickering in the candlelight that he has lit while I was in the shower. The way his mouth is teasing the banana in an absolutely wicked way is making my body heat up. Why oh why did I bother to put on clothes? It’s much too hot. How is he getting that banana in so deep? Could he take me in that deep? OH hell he could cover me in chocolate and do what he is doing with that banana. I think I unfocused for a second because when I look again the banana is gone and Remus has move right over to me. He strips off my shirt and trousers, why am I always so helpless when it comes to him, how can such a gentle soul so easily dominate me?
Oh…he’s drizzling chocolate in certain places that I was just fantasising about. His mouth descends, oh god…oh good god! Where did Remus learn this? How could Remus know this...I thought he never. Oh my mind is leaving me slowly….Remus…chocolate….bananas. Oh the many uses of bananas…I wonder what else he can….oh fuck wondering….oh his mouth.

“Like it do you Siri?”
“Mmmm…Remmie…” He chuckles, evil boy.
“Want more do you Siri?” I can just nod, my brain not capable of functioning any further then just minute movements. Oh an errant little smile plays around his lips. He slide up and kisses me, tasting so nicely of chocolate and slightly of banana and musty. He so gorgeous, so tasty…so….still waters run deep.