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Incurably Criminal

By: roxierose13
folder Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male › Harry/Draco
Rating: Adult ++
Chapters: 10
Views: 13,322
Reviews: 111
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Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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The Challenge

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Harry: Hey, Draco!

Draco: Yeah?

Harry: Where's the rest of the fic?

Draco: What do you mean?

Harry: I mean, shouldn't there be more?

Draco: Why? Didn't you like the ending?

Harry: Well yeah, but couldn't there be more?

Draco: There could, but the author doesn't seem to be writing anymore.

Harry: Why not?

Draco: Why not? Because she's kind of busy right now.

Harry: Doing what?

Draco: Well, it's almost Christmas, and she's working on several other fics at this point. You wouldn't want her to give those up, would you?

Harry: [excitedly] Oh! You mean like Into the Closet and Mind Games. I really like those! They're so much fun and [Author walks up behind and smacks him in the head] Ow!

roxierose13: Sorry about that, he gets a little carried away.

Harry: That was mean.

roxierose13: It was necessary.

Harry: Fine, but why can't you write more on this fic?

roxierose13: I think I might be out of ideas.

Draco: The reviewers seem to have lots of ideas.

roxierose13: Yeah...

Harry: Hey! I have an idea!

Draco: Oh no...

Harry: Hey! It's a good idea.

roxierose13: Let's hear it then.

Harry: You could give a sequel out as a challenge!

roxierose13: What do you mean 'challenge'?

Harry: Just make the sequel a challenge for an author.

roxierose13: But I've never given one of those before.

Draco: There's a first time for everything.

Harry: Yeah! It'll be great! You can tell them what you want in it and let them do what they want!

roxierose13: I dunno...

Draco: Come on, it'll be fun.

roxierose13: [sarcastically] Well, if Draco thinks it'll be fun, then it must be!

Draco: [scowling] It could be.

Harry: You could at least try it.

roxierose13: I guess I could. [turns to audience] What do you think? Would any of you be willing to take this on as a challenge and write a sequel for it?

Harry: Of course they would!

roxierose13: Of course! Everyone loves my work! [Draco's turn to smack someone] Ow!

Draco: Be a little more modest!

roxierose13: [grudgingly] fine. [mutters mutinously]

Draco: [rolls eyes] So what do you want the rules to be?

roxierose13: Rules?

Draco: Yeah, you need ground rules for the challenge, what are they?

roxierose13: Um...I dunno...All I really want is a happy ending.

Draco: That's it?

roxierose13: Yeah, they can still be in school or out. They only thing I really want is a good happy ending, not one of those melancholy ones, the ones where you smile to yourself and say, 'Aw, how sweet'.

Draco: How sickening.

roxierose13: Hey! It's my challenge. I'll do what I want.

Draco: [in annoyance] Of course you will.

Harry: Can they bring in the other characters more?

roxierose13: Sure! And they can do any pairing they want...although I like Blaise and Seamus myself...just a suggestion... Oh, and Harry and Draco have to end up together, of course.

Harry: Of course!

Draco: Like I would let someone take him away from me after all I went through.

Harry: Aw, that is so sweet.

roxierose13: [rolls eyes] Ugh.

Draco: Wanna go somewhere else?

Harry: Yeah! [they scamper off]

Author turns to face reviewers and audience

roxierose13: Well, what do you think? Anybody interested? All ya gotta do is have a happy ending, and mention my name and this fic somewhere near the disclaimer or something. I'd be happy to read it, and I promise to review it if anyone takes up the challenge!

[All reviewers scramble to their computers and begin typing fervidly. Roxierose13 smiles to herself and walks away to follow Harry and Draco.]


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