Confessions of a Snarky Professor
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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
8
Views:
14,815
Reviews:
82
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0
Currently Reading:
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Confessions of a Snarky Professor
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or anything else you recognize and I’m not making any money on this. I am simply writing this for my own jollies and hoping everyone else will enjoy it too.
Confessions of a Snarky Professor
Chapter 1
If someone had told me two weeks ago that I’d be sitting in my private office in a foul mood because I had a raging hard on for a bushy headed, know-it-all student, I would have hexed their head off and assumed they belonged in the mental ward of St. Mungo’s with that pompous peacock Lockhart. I wish I could still do that. The foul mood is quite normal for me, but this damn persistent erection I keep getting over one pain in the arse, well put together Gryffindor is quite unusual. It isn’t that I'm not an ordinary red-blooded wizard, but I normally have much better self control.
Damn that little tart! It's all her fault! No woman in her right mind has ever been attracted to me, let alone a student. I give the chit a detention for failure to pay attention while I’m lecturing. Later I find out that her lack of concentration is because she's having lurid fantasies about me in my own classroom! Not only that, but she then has the audacity to throw herself at me! She bloody well ripped her own shirt open and had she been any taller I have a feeling she would have shoved those lovely globes she calls breasts right into my face! I was gob smacked!
Never in all my 38 years of life, seventeen years of teaching has any woman ever! I'm not saying I was a virgin before Miss Granger's hormones got the best of her... No man makes it through his 20's and doesn't get laid at least once. I was a Death Eater after all. Women love the dark and dangerous type. Still I've hardly had the “hundreds” of women that she assumed I'd had before her. I'm sorry to say I can count the less than memorable liaisons of my past on my two hands without getting to all my fingers.
Call it a lapse of judgment, call it being overly flattered, call it being incredibly hard up, I took her up on her offer for a quick no strings attached shag. Now she's all I can think about! DAMN HER!!! That bushy brown hair, that pain in the arse know-it-all attitude... that sweet pouty mouth, those luscious ample breasts, those soft alabaster thighs... ARG!!! I can't take it any more! I must have her! I know I said just one night, but that was before the little vixen got under my skin!
Now I know how Merlin must have felt about Nyneve. Oh God! Look what happened to him! The greatest wizard ever born and a young beautiful witch was his downfall. Will Hermione Granger be my downfall? What if she doesn't want me anymore? What if she decided that once was enough? She hasn't said anything to me since that night and it's been two weeks. I know I couldn't have been that bad. I know she got off at least once... Actually, I made sure she got off more then once… I wonder if she has come to her senses? I tried to tell her I was an ugly unethical bastard, but she persisted. Still if I have to jerk off one more night thinking about her I may very well end up with carpal tunnel syndrome! Not something that would be beneficial to a Potions Master!
What's the absolute worst that could happen? Dumbledore finds out and I lose this God forsaken job that I hate. So what! The old buzzard is never going to give me the Defence Against the Dark Arts job. One would have thought that after I saved that brat Potter in the final battle against the Dark Lord that he'd finally see what a great benefit it would be to have an Ex-Death Eater teaching them defense, but NO! Instead he allows that worthless no good werewolf and and gives him MY job! So what if I scandalize the whole bloody school for shagging a student! It's not like I'd be the first. I doubt I'll be the last either.
Yes, my mind is made up! I must have her again! I will have her! Watch out Hermione Granger you wanted to bed your professor, well you will. Oh yes, you will...
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A/N - God bless my beloved new beta LadyFlashB! She's brilliant, she's fast, and she said wonderful things about my writing. Thank you so much!!! Read and review please. I like comments even if it's just to say that you'd like me to write more. I'm insecure, so your words keep me going.
Confessions of a Snarky Professor
Chapter 1
If someone had told me two weeks ago that I’d be sitting in my private office in a foul mood because I had a raging hard on for a bushy headed, know-it-all student, I would have hexed their head off and assumed they belonged in the mental ward of St. Mungo’s with that pompous peacock Lockhart. I wish I could still do that. The foul mood is quite normal for me, but this damn persistent erection I keep getting over one pain in the arse, well put together Gryffindor is quite unusual. It isn’t that I'm not an ordinary red-blooded wizard, but I normally have much better self control.
Damn that little tart! It's all her fault! No woman in her right mind has ever been attracted to me, let alone a student. I give the chit a detention for failure to pay attention while I’m lecturing. Later I find out that her lack of concentration is because she's having lurid fantasies about me in my own classroom! Not only that, but she then has the audacity to throw herself at me! She bloody well ripped her own shirt open and had she been any taller I have a feeling she would have shoved those lovely globes she calls breasts right into my face! I was gob smacked!
Never in all my 38 years of life, seventeen years of teaching has any woman ever! I'm not saying I was a virgin before Miss Granger's hormones got the best of her... No man makes it through his 20's and doesn't get laid at least once. I was a Death Eater after all. Women love the dark and dangerous type. Still I've hardly had the “hundreds” of women that she assumed I'd had before her. I'm sorry to say I can count the less than memorable liaisons of my past on my two hands without getting to all my fingers.
Call it a lapse of judgment, call it being overly flattered, call it being incredibly hard up, I took her up on her offer for a quick no strings attached shag. Now she's all I can think about! DAMN HER!!! That bushy brown hair, that pain in the arse know-it-all attitude... that sweet pouty mouth, those luscious ample breasts, those soft alabaster thighs... ARG!!! I can't take it any more! I must have her! I know I said just one night, but that was before the little vixen got under my skin!
Now I know how Merlin must have felt about Nyneve. Oh God! Look what happened to him! The greatest wizard ever born and a young beautiful witch was his downfall. Will Hermione Granger be my downfall? What if she doesn't want me anymore? What if she decided that once was enough? She hasn't said anything to me since that night and it's been two weeks. I know I couldn't have been that bad. I know she got off at least once... Actually, I made sure she got off more then once… I wonder if she has come to her senses? I tried to tell her I was an ugly unethical bastard, but she persisted. Still if I have to jerk off one more night thinking about her I may very well end up with carpal tunnel syndrome! Not something that would be beneficial to a Potions Master!
What's the absolute worst that could happen? Dumbledore finds out and I lose this God forsaken job that I hate. So what! The old buzzard is never going to give me the Defence Against the Dark Arts job. One would have thought that after I saved that brat Potter in the final battle against the Dark Lord that he'd finally see what a great benefit it would be to have an Ex-Death Eater teaching them defense, but NO! Instead he allows that worthless no good werewolf and and gives him MY job! So what if I scandalize the whole bloody school for shagging a student! It's not like I'd be the first. I doubt I'll be the last either.
Yes, my mind is made up! I must have her again! I will have her! Watch out Hermione Granger you wanted to bed your professor, well you will. Oh yes, you will...
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A/N - God bless my beloved new beta LadyFlashB! She's brilliant, she's fast, and she said wonderful things about my writing. Thank you so much!!! Read and review please. I like comments even if it's just to say that you'd like me to write more. I'm insecure, so your words keep me going.