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i thinkits Kingsley just cause nobody has said him yet LOL......or it could be Lucius or Severus

I'm betting it was Lucius. My reasons are as follows: 1) He certainly has 200 Million Galleons to bid 2) He knows a fair few clothing and hair spells. 3) He can certainly afford Polyjuice 4)Even Draco wouldn't need to hide his identity so carefully 5) He would enjoy the game of hiding. Snape is also a possibilty, but wouldn't have the money for the bid and wouldn't be as sanguine about hiding himself--he'd just tell them to mind their own business, nor would he be dancing, most likely. Besides, he's dead. Very cute oneshot, made me laugh! A sequel would be a lot of fun (hint, hint)

I want to say Severus but considering the bid offered it must be Lucius or Draco. Great story though. I'm just irratated that I have to wait a week to find out who it was. Well done!!!!

i'm guessing snape xd

Wow, this was a fantastic one shot. My guess would be Lucius or Draco, as they are rather conspicuous by their absence and they would have that type of money. I am leaning more toward Lucius as it just seems that it is more like something he would do. Can't wait until the big reveal.

I love all the lavender robes. Poor Ron--"it would have been kinder to have pissed on him" indeed. Do we also find out who took Hermione's virginity? I'm skeptical about Hermione hiding a guy for four years from her friends, so I'm hoping it's someone different from her current guy or someone she had an on/off relationship with. I'm assuming Draco just because of the tall and rich thing and not Oliver (who seems to be gay in this story), and because it's someone with access to Blaise. I suppose there's Adrian Pucey too. Maybe she's into Narcissa though, and that's why her dress got fixed! But the person said "a wizard's work is never done. Who on earth would be working in the evening? We'll need a profession too.
Charlie should only call Harry "Harry" and not "Harry Potter", I think

I am always happy to see a new story from you -- I am a big fan of your work!

This is a very funny story. I love that everyone knows that Hermione has the best weed. Smartest witch of her generation, indeed! I laughed out loud at the line that it would have been kinder for Lavender to have pissed on Ron. And that the garden gnomes like Hermione, apparently because she shares her stash.

I think Hermione's secret lover is Lucius, for all the reasons that Voracious Reader lists. Also, he calls her "Pet", which seems like a Lucius thing to say.

Lucky Hermione!

Please, please let it be Lucius! Spiffy story, especially as I loathe weddings.

okay, mari, you got me here, but I'll tell you what. I think it is either Draco, Lucius, or Severus. Both Malfoys are very affluencial and would be willing and able to put up that amount of gallions for Hermione, and would polyjuice themselves if they needed to. Besides, Hermione said that she was able to find someone to fix her dress.....Two very sexy clothehorses could do that. Severus also has the wherewithall to bid for her and the knowledge and knowhow to brew the polyjuice whenever he needed it. So there, I have put up my three guesses and i really wish you were still doing the sing-a-longs...................*please*{sniffle sniffle} I miss them..........gotta get my chocolate and coffee somewhere.......

is it bill?