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FAVE LINES:
"But she'd rather like Severus' tongue in her mouth. Or better yet, on her girlie bits." AND the "He was well-endowed."

Oh god, the snappy, quick-paced and silly and funny dialogue has me in tears...of laughter. And Sev being gay and Hermione not having a clue...goodness, this is like a modern, dirty Oscar Wilde play.

Can't wait to see what Draco will do to win his witch.

draco could play stalker material so well, is it me oh do u want to laugh at the senario or strangle draco to death. I mean couldnt they do a pregnancy spell or truth serum and where is harry and ron to help her get her away from those crazy malfoys all 3 of them. Severus the sneaky snake he is going to sell his friend of so he get his wolf, when all the amazing writing is done and u get through the madness u have to agree with me that this senario could be easily avoided if she gets some sane ppl around her...lol u have my head spinning so bad i want to scream, and i was so happy u upadted so quickly. Shakes head* i want hermione to get her revenge, and draco needs some mental help, the boy is drop away from the loony bin...lol god i am still laughing although I am angry...lol u have me so flustered. Keep me on my toes, bye

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good start. can't wait to see where you go with this.

the pace is quick and funny...who was her dream man? the only thing I found hard to believe was Draco being a virgin...sorry, he's just too damn naughty.

I LOVE THE STORY!!!!! i love how you have the characters! i love the mariage board thing too! this will be such a fun story to read and i do hope that you will be posting soon and often!!! :) boy draco is such a drama king he is so bad! ;) i cant wait to see what they do next! I Love this story! :)

Oh gosh, I love this story so far! It's an awesome start! I started gaffawing when Lucius asked if Draco followed the proper wizarding traditions, especially the most important one of giving a house-elf! That was hilarious! Ah, the misunderstandings between cultures. I feel kind of bad for both of them.

About the pregnancy part, the generalization between the men about hormones is a bit awful. I mean, even if she /is/ pregnant, she can't be that far along to have grevious mood swings...they're lucky the Kingsley's a man and recently had a child...Couldn't Hermione see a Minsitry appointed healer and s/he would tell the court if she's pregnant or not, or if she'd had an abortion? (At least in the Muggle world, the doctor would know if an abortion is done.) Plus, if she's still a virgin, that'd just help her case against Draco... I really found it ironic and funny that Draco is still a virgin, while Hermione thinks he's just a man whore/playboy. Ah, the irony.

I wonder who her date is? Is it Severus? That would be hilarious if it is him, as Draco is his godson and that would be awkward. I hope you'll update soon; I can't wait! =)

Love your story! Laughed so hard at Draco's antics to catch Hermione! Will Hermione relent? PLease update soon!

I like it :D

nice to know severus had enough brains to know that draco was lying. but slytherin enough to use it for his advantage... getting remus to fall in love with him. i swear the drama that goes on in the malfoy family is like a soap opera n poor hermione gets dragged into it. now what are that hermionewill wake up first n kill draco in his sleep. make him suffer!

Is this meant to be a comedy?