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by Utopia

schedule May 27, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Just how fast DO you write??? Poor Snape! I really, really like him and will never forgive JKR! I hope, he
schedule May 27, 2008 at 12:00 AM
btw--they whisper a lot of stuff to each other--some for the performance, some asides. The audience can't hear the whispers? So the sweet nothings are spontaneous?
schedule May 27, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Oh god, these last 2 chapters where brilliant! *Curtsies to her lovely writer for the birthday song* Thanks Doll, Oooo, Lucius in a sparkly party hat <3 Just what I've always wanted :P And my name on his collar? *Grins evily* Oh what to do with Luci LOL I'm more than eager to know who Hermione's childs father is...Its has me biting my nails. Keep thinking is it Sev? Luci? OR OMFG even Voldie? LOL, Let me just say, I adore the relationship you have going between Lupin and Cissa, it is a breath of fresh air and I love how she cant just let loose with him and not have to be the perfect Malfoy wife any longer. Poor Sevvie! Brought a tear to my eye, the Dark Lord is a bastard, and thats saying something seen as he's my beau LOL (me and my imagination. Tsk. LMAO) not snake man though...Tis Tom Riddle all the way for me hehe. Maybe Hermione has some sort of potion that could help him? My imagination is running away from me here...OOO also the way Hermione just apparated away from a soaking wet Luci? is she mad? LOL 'Juliet' has obvious problems that I cannot wait to see unfold LOL. Cant wait till she finds out who her 'Max' is!

Planning on drinking responsibly for the first hour or so haha, will wake up on saturday morning with the worlds worst hangover and will spend my entire weekend trying to sleep LOL which I find impossible when intoxicated...

Great chapters Doll, and thanks again for my song!
schedule May 27, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Hey girl!

I can't remember if I've reviewed before but if I haven't let me say this fic is HOT HOT HOT! It's not just a Once Upon a time they had sex and lived happily ever after sory' there's a developing storyline! I can't wait to see how Lucius finds out Hermione's true identity and how Kingsley goes about gettign Hermione to work for him!

You write really well and I look forward to your next update...If I promise ot make a seven course banquet with the most horribly disgusting rich chocolate cake for afters would you update really soon?...LOL

Anyway well done and keep up the GREAT work!
schedule May 27, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Silly AFF cut the whole of my epic review off LOL, anyway as I was saying...Luci in a sparkly party hat and nothing more? Madam you spoil me hehehe. Poor Sevvi! The Dark Lord is a bastard, which is HUGE coming from me, hes my beau (my and my sick twisted imagination LOL) but not the snake man its Tom Riddle all the way! I adore the relationship you have between Lupin and Cissa, I love how she can let loose now she no longer has to maintain the image of the perfect Malfoy wife....I love how she can just go from stick-up-her-arse Ice Queen to Roll in the Hay Werewolf loving woman! God this story is good! I think Hermione has major issues, 'Juiet' seems to be there one minute and gone the next, who in the right mind would leave a wet and naked Luci? LOL 'Max' needs a good woman like me? Can I have him when your finished? So the issue of Hermione's childs father is playing on my mind, wondering who it could be? Luci? Sevvie? or OMFG Voldie?? Is it?? LOL, mind you some people think he was asexual, or that he just aint got the equiptment! I make it my misson to argue the fact that he has got it LMAO. Mind you why if you cant have a nose would you have reproductive organs *blushes* I just didn't want to say C*#k in my review LOL.

Well done on raising allll that money Doll! Proud of ya!

I plan on drinking responsibly for the first hour or so...LOL I can guarantee I will wake up on saturday, with the worst hangover..If I ever get to sleep as I never can when intoxicated LOL and will spend the entire weekend trying to get over it.

The chapters were brilliant and I cannot wait for more!!!

xoxox
schedule May 27, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Oh poor Severus. I just want to cuddle him up and hold him. I feel so bad for him.

Great update though! I can't wait for more!!
schedule May 27, 2008 at 12:00 AM
ooh, naughty Lucius stalking Hermione. Although, if he kept whispering italian he could follow me anywhere... mmm, I LOVE when he does that.

and what have you done to Snape? will he ever get healed or is he stuck this way? I hate to think of a Snape out of commission.

roll on next chapter - can't wait to see how Lucius gets stalkin'.
person mariteri
schedule May 27, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Poor Severus! No wonder you have him being like a monk in this story! Anyone would after going through that! And Lucius a stalker? No, that's not his style. Not unless it involves pouncing right away that is! LOL! It should be interesting to see how Hermione reacts to his attentions. It would seem that she would have very little trust in anyone, least of all a former Death Eater.

So I have got to ask (probably one of a hundred at this point doing so) is Lucius the father of Hermione's baby? There! I did it! I just had to ask. I know you won't answer, but I asked and that was enough for me for the moment.

And yes, this story is a very shiny gem indeed! Please update as quickly as possible as the curiosity may do me in, but luckily for the lot of us it is not a deadly affliction. LOL!
schedule May 27, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Oh god 1 of 30? Poor Hermione! I love how devious Lucius is hehe, makes my day when you post a new chapter :P I actually like Kingsley in this story, usually I hate him, and I love Harry! Hmmm little Ly sounds like a handful LOL, wonder are his possessive qualities a relflection on his father? The mystery deepens!
person shelagh
schedule May 27, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Great update!!! Babies really will eat anything. I once had my son in a stroller at the Misouri Botanical Garden he manages to get his little hands on a green leaf and put it in his mouth before I could stop him. He was fine apparently they had already foresaw that eventuality and had refrained from putting toxic plants near the path. WHEW!!!! Go Kingsley!!! He's a brave and wonderful friend.