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June 20, 2008 at 12:00 AM
MORE!!!! wow its funny and appealing.
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June 20, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Uh, um, yeah, I knew it all the time. I knew they were eating something. I mean, um, I knew they were eating FOOD something. My mind never once skated by anything more salacious, TRULY!! Although I'm stumped on the cell phone thing. Was that the 'oh, I'm coming!' part?
Fred and George got what they deserved. The oldsters didn't want to share the creamy goodness with the twins. Snicker...
Nasty cuteness filled with innuendo from start to finish.
Fred and George got what they deserved. The oldsters didn't want to share the creamy goodness with the twins. Snicker...
Nasty cuteness filled with innuendo from start to finish.
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June 20, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Chapter 2: Oh dear, Dumbledore may have wanted to join in but his dignity held him back. Poor sod. I could have used a few kisses from Snape myself. My sweet tooth is starting to complain.
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June 20, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Chapter 3: I do think Harry might have relished the scene if he had known Snape had 'burned' his tongue on the hot salsa. Instead now he thinks Snape might be better friends with Dumbledore than he had ever imagined (if Harry knows Dumbledore's persuasion...)
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June 20, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Chapter 4: Well, I had to look up huckleberry as a non-berry term. And now I'm still confused. But I guess Hermione broke in on the men all pointing their smoking gun-fingers at the TV screen at the OK Corral. Probably looked pretty silly. It would have made me laugh.
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June 20, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Chapter 5: EEEwwww. Molly and Arthur? And you DESCRIBED his...his...EEEwwwww.
I would have liked to see Ginny comparing sizes among the three wizards, though. She seemed to be the only one with any sense.
I would have liked to see Ginny comparing sizes among the three wizards, though. She seemed to be the only one with any sense.
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June 20, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Chapter 6: Apparently Molly is well aware of what a vibrating toy can be used for. And since we caught her with her mouth full, we know she's no prude.
Voldie with a cell phone and a prank call. Yeah, Happy Family should be just about right for him. Poor Minerva, who's no prude either, but not up to seeing what she thinks is going on in Black's bedroom.
Voldie with a cell phone and a prank call. Yeah, Happy Family should be just about right for him. Poor Minerva, who's no prude either, but not up to seeing what she thinks is going on in Black's bedroom.
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June 20, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Chapter 7: I think I'd be pissed if my husband put the Barney song on my phone and then gave it away. Maybe not in that order.
Yikes! First we got Arthur's purple EEEwwwww, and now we have Albus' bare arse waving at us? Through a grass skirt? These tales are getting dangerous. Have you been nipping at the firewhiskey again?
Yikes! First we got Arthur's purple EEEwwwww, and now we have Albus' bare arse waving at us? Through a grass skirt? These tales are getting dangerous. Have you been nipping at the firewhiskey again?
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June 20, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Chapter 8: Dumbledore isn't even a little embarrassed to be caught bare-assed? It was cute with Tom and DD having a conversation over the cell phone, or in England I guess they would call it a mobile.
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June 20, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Chapter 9: So Bill has a prurient side. And George is coming round. Fred must be the stodgy twin. I didn't know either one fit that bill.
OMG, someone's actually going to do something smutty in these short tales. Hermione may have to sit back a bit farther or she might get sprayed.