The Mentulas Charm
The Mentulas Charm
The Mentulas Charm
“So…” Professor Lupin. “The spell I am going to try and teach you is highly advanced magic, Harry. Well beyond the Ordinary Wizarding Level. It is called the Mentulas Charm.”
“The what?”
“The Mentulas Charm. It enlarges your penis.”
“But Professor, I thought you brought me here to teach me how to fight Dementors.”
“Right.” Lupin took out his wand and told Harry to do so as well.
“So, I’m gonna say this again. This spell is extremely complex. Now take off your pants.”
“What?”
“Harry, how am I supposed to teach you when you’re not doing as I tell you? Take off your trousers.”
Harry hesitantly pulled down his pants.
“And that too,” said Lupin, pointing at Harry’s underwear.
Harry froze in his place.
“Harry? Do as I say.”
Harry got rid of his boxers.
“Good, good,” said Lupin with a perverted smile on his face. “For the spell to work properly you must be fully erect, otherwise extreme dysfunctions may occur.
“Now,” he approached Harry. “I’m going to suck yo…”
“What the heck are you doing?!” Harry pushed Lupin’s face away and backed away from him.
“Harry, do you want to be able to defend yourself against Dementors or not?”
“Yes, bu…”
“Then you must let me suck your penis. It’s a really simple task, Harry, you just stand there and do nothing. Is it really a difficult thing for you?”
“No, bu…”
“Now I’m going to go down there so don’t push me.” He dropped to his knees and started sucking Harry off. “Juicy.”
“Professor, I’m not comfortable with this, it feels weird.”
“Shut up! Mmm. Mmmm.”
Harry had a large boner. “OK, Professor I think I’m fully erect now.”
Lupin didn’t stop.
“Professor? PROFESSOR?!”
“Oh, sorry,” Lupin quickly stood up. “I didn’t hear you from under there.”
“OK. Now can we please continue with the Charm.”
“Alright. Now, point your wand at your cock and repeat after me. One second let me…” He stripped naked and Harry saw a great bush of gross black hair.
Lupin pointed at his own dick and said, “Repeat after me. Adiectio Mentulas!” From Lupin’s garden of pubic hair immerged what appeared to be a horse’s cock.
“Adiectio Mentulas!” Harry shouted as well. But nothing happened. Instead, two seconds later, his penis shrunk to half its normal size.
“You need a bit of practice, Harry,” said Lupin. “Now leave.”
“Leave? What about my dick?”
“It’s not my problem. Practice the charm, alone or with your friends, whatever you like, and come back next week, and we’ll continue then. Goodbye, Harry.”