Snapey Baby

Snapey Baby (Sung to the tune of "Santa Baby")


Snapey baby, slip a potion under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl
Snapey baby, and hurry out the dungeon tonight

Snapey baby, a lovely serpent of my own too, from you
I'll wait up for you dear
Snapey baby, and hurry out the dungeon tonight

Think of all the snark I've missed
Think of all dark delights that you haven't dished
Bring the handcuffs, I'll bring the hood
We can go right down the list
Boo doo bee doo

Snapey honey, I want it hot and really that's
Not a lot
I've been an angel all year
Snapey baby, and hurry out the dungeons tonight

Snapey cutie, there's one thing I really do need, do the deed
blow my ever-loving mind
Snapey cutie, and hurry out the dungeon tonight

Snapey baby, I'm stocking up my chest with K-Y, ah sigh
Rated 'X' all the time
Snapey baby, and hurry out the dungeon tonight

Come and curl my little toes
let me run my fingers down that sexy nose
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo

Snapey baby, forgot to mention one little thing, your thing
I don't mean a bone
Snapey baby, and hurry out the dungeon tonight

Hurry out the dungeon tonight
Hurry out the dungeon tonight

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A/N: Couldn't resist this. I wish I would have thought about it earlier. Here's the youtube link so you can hear the original song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfqZmlfQEto

A/N/N: Just letting you know, a "Snapey Baby" video is up on youtube. Yes, I'm singing it . . . or attempting to sing it. The video has a lot of Snape images I've made for stories, so there's something visual to make up for the singing. XD

Here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3mYyL9TLWQ

Hope you get a laugh, and happy holidays!

Ruth aka Ms_Figg :)

I hope everyone had a pleasant holiday. ****