Taming the Crumple-Horned Snorkack

A/N: The prompt was Wine and Picnic. It had to be no more than 1000 words.

The floor was littered with empty wine bottles, tipped over glasses, and half-empty plates of food, on a rumpled blanket. There was moving boxes, empty crates, half unpacked boxes, and crumpled, old copies of The Daily Prophet, scattered everywhere. There was a trail of clothing leading up the stairs.

Hermione, Luna and Harry had decided to move in together. Actually, Hermione and Luna decided to move in together, but it wasn't long before Harry made it clear how he thought about the two of them on a personal level. Hermione was surprised. She knew that he and Luna were causally seeing each other, but she never thought that Harry had any romantic feelings for her.

After their guests left the housewarming party, the three of them decided to have a nice picnic on the floor. Luna found the wine glasses in a box, thank goodness Hermione labeled ever box with exactly what was inside. Harry spread a blanket on the floor and put together some of the leftover food that Molly had brought over. Hermione opened a bottle of wine that her parents had given them.

“This is a great wine,” Harry said, as he poured another glass. He was giggling an awful lot.

“You've had a lot of it,” Hermione said as she drained her glass. “Didn't they bring two bottles?” Hermione got up and slightly stumbled to the kitchen.

“If you two start seeing Crumple-Horned Snorkack this arrangement might work after all,” Luna laughed as she took the bottle from Hermione.

“I think I already saw one in the bedroom. Maybe we should investigate,” Harry said as he fell over with laughter.

“Harry, there is no Crum... Crumpled-Horny Snark... whatever in the bedroom,” Hermione said, slurring her words a bit.

All three burst out laughing at what Hermione said.

“Oh, I think there could be something horny in the bedroom. In fact, I think there is something in the bedroom right now.” Harry laughed and ran up the steps, discarding his clothes as he went.

“Maybe we shouldn't let him drink wine anymore,” Hermione said as she looked at Luna.

“Or, we keep it in stock at all time!” Luna said, giving Hermione a sexy smile.

Both of them laughed and ran after Harry, pulling off their clothes as they went.

Harry was lying in the middle of the bed. “What took you two so long, I almost had to tame the Snorkack myself.”

Hermione shook her head at the lame joke.

Luna pounced on Harry. “We can't have that.”

Hermione crawled on the bed with them. “That is our job.”

Luna slowly kissed Harry, her tongue caressing his lips, begging for entrance. Harry moaned in response.

Hermione kissed up Harry's thigh, licking his balls, sucking on them. Harry's hands tangled in her hair. Harry broke the kiss off. “Hermione that feels wonderful.”

Luna sucked on his neck, working her way down, paying special attention to his nipple, scraping it with her teeth. Harry sucked in a breath.

Hermione took his hard length in her mouth as she lightly scraped his sack with her nails.

“Oh, fuck, that feels good!” Harry screamed.

Luna giggled. “I think you are doing something right, Hermione.”

Hermione let go of Harry. “Are you sure? Maybe you should help me.” She suggested.

“I would love to.”

Luna kissed her way down. She stopped and gave Hermione a long sensual kiss.

“Damn, that is sexy,” Harry said as he watched the two of them kiss. “I could watch you two do that all day. In fact, why don't I.”

Hermione and Luna broke off the kiss. “What do you want us to do, Harry?” Hermione asked.

“Lay down, Luna. I want to see Hermione kiss you from head to toe.”

Luna shivered with delight as she lay down next to Harry. Hermione hovered over her and smiled. Luna closed her eyes and Hermione kissed her cheeks, her eyes, and placed a soft kiss on her lips.

Harry watched with fascination, he was in love with his girls.

Hermione latched on to one of Luna's nipples. Luna moaned in response. Hermione gently squeezed her other breast.

Hermione licked her way down, for the moment she avoided her mound. She kissed and licked her way down her leg, gently suckling on her toes.

“You know how much I love that, Hermione!” Luna said.

“I bet you will love this even better,” Hermione said as she blew on Luna's mound and licked and sucked on her clit.

“How did I get so lucky?” Harry asked as he moved behind Hermione. He grabbed her hips and raised them.“I know how much kissing Luna turns you on. I bet you are all nice and wet,” he said as he slammed into her.

Hermione stopped for a moment. “I loved it when you do that!”

Luna hand tangled into Hermione's hair. Hermione gently pumped two fingers in and out of her.
Harry sped up his pace, and so did Hermione. Luna screamed her release first, followed by Hermione and Harry.

Hermione gave one final kiss on Luna's mound before she moved and lay down beside her. Harry gave Luna a kiss before he settled down beside her. “You are beautiful when you come.”

“I think we are getting better at this,” Hermione said.

“I think we need more practice, lots and lots of practice.” Luna giggled. “But next time Hermione is on the bottom.”

Hermione smiled. “Oh, I think I would like that.”

“Me too. In fact why don't we try it now,” Harry said as he crawled to Hermione.

“I think that is an excellent idea,” Luna said and gave Hermione a long slow kiss.

A/N: Thank you to my beta Valady for holding my hand as I ventured into some Femmslash.