A fan song by Colin Creevy

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the Christmas alphabet song! And yes, I was suffering from writers block and on a sugar high when writing this!

A fan song by Colin Creevy

The lights went down in the Great Hall causing everyone to shush and quieten down.

Lights centred on the middle of the stage showing….much to everyone's shock….Colin Creevy.

"Mr. Creevy what in Merlin's name do you think you're doing!" Professor McGonagall shouted at Colin, though much to everyone's shock (and some people where impressed) Colin began to (badly I might add) sing.

Hazard to you health being a fan of this man's but his worth it,

Areal acrobatics in the air make you go oh and ah,

Rational thinking isn't in his brain but he always comes out on top,

Running from You-Know-Who is just a daily walk in the park for him,

Yoga is done as his morning routine so he doesn't kill his relatives,

Jumping on other people and telling them that he loves them isn't an option as he has a Dark Lord to defeat,

Admirably he never gives up the fight for good,

My hero rules,

Easily defeating all the evil DADA teachers,

Sun, snow, rain, no matter what the weather he battles on,

Pausing for a break? Not my hero as his always at the top of his game,

Opting out of things to give others a chance at the glory,

Time is ticking away and his time to fight the most evil man ever approaches,

Time may work against him but he never gives up,

Every Death Eater defeated,

Returning always from the battle field to defend us once more, Harry Potter you are my hero!

The reaction of the Great Hall:*The sound of silence*

"Colin Creevy Detention for a month!" Shouted an angry Professor McGonagall.

"I'm so sorry Harry," Dean said as he reached across and patted Harry on the shoulder.

"Why?" Harry asked his voice mumbled as he had his head hidden in his arms.

"Simply put Harry," Dean said with a small smile "You always do attract the weird ones."

The end!