Baby What A Big Surprise

A/N: I am starting another story, even though I haven't updated my other one in a few years. Hopefully since starting this story, it will put me in a writing mood and I can continue both stories! So I hope you all like it!

Chapter 1

Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry was integrating a new class into all the seventh years' schedules. Unfortunately, Professor Snape was in charge, and planned to make this experience as miserable for them as it was for him. Headmaster Professor Albus Dumbledore and Headmistress Professor Minerva McGonagall had conspired against him and nominated him to lead the class, even going as far as to suggest it would somehow bring him closer to his students.

'As if I'd ever want that,' snorted Potions Master, Professor Snape. 'They know this batch of seventh year dunderheads were the worst since my time. Harry potter and draco Malfoy are the biggest known rivals possibly since the time of the founders, even.'

Professor Snape smirked evilly, 'This will be interesting.'
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All of the seventh year students had been asked to stay after dinner in the Great Hall. Most were looking around and whispering to their neighbors trying to figure out what was going on. The Gryffindors were looking to the Golden Trio, because if anyone would know what was about to happen, it was them.

harry and Hermione had their heads tilted towards each other and were whispering back and forth. Ron was staring at Lavender, his new girlfriend.

After the Final Battle with Voldemort, many had gotten together. Life and death situations, such as war, always had a way of bringing people together. And even though the seventh years didn't know it yet, that is what this meeting was about.
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Professor Dumbledore stood up, and at once, everyone's attention was on him.

"Thank you students for staying behind. There is an important matter we need to discuss before the school term progresses. Because of the Final Battle, many witches and wizards have fled or have perished. so, to increase the population, the ministry is requiring a sort of parenting class, as it is their hope to inspire you to further repopulate."

At this, many female students started squealing and giggling, plotting on who their future partners would be. Most of the male students were gaping at the headmaster in disbelief, some blushing and attempting to hide themselves.

The professors at the ehad table were smirking at the student responses and knew they would not like the next announcement.

Professor Dumbledore went on, "I'm happy to present Professor Snape, who will be in charge of this class."

While Professor Dumbledore had gone on speaking, the students had not been paying attention- until that announcement. Then it had gone deathly quiet- no one dared move. Professor Snape then rose from his seat.

"Yes, thank you for that enthusiatic welcome," he started sarcastically. "This class starts right now. You will be paired with someone who is most compatible to you, gender does not matter, as wizards are able to become pregnant and witches may become pregnant by other witches. We are sorting you by your magical compatibility. Each pair will be given a 'family room,' which includes two bedrooms- one for the baby and one for the parents. The second room WILL be a nursery and if there is any evidence that the partners are not sleeping in the same room it is an automatic letter grade deduction. There are one and a half bathrooms, a kitchen, and a common area. Everyone will be given a potion, made by myself, to increase your magical auras to see who will work together."

The potion appeared in front of all the students on the tables. Some clanked their glasses together in cheers, while others stared at it suspiciously before holding their noses and swallowing it down. Either way, the potion was instantaneous. Everyone began to glow all colors of the rainbow, and shades in between, but no two exactly alike.

Professor Snape began talking again, "Those of you who have been graced with black, white, or in between, please step over here, while everyone else, sort yourselves by color. I hope you are all capable of this, though some I doubt." With this said he stared straight at the Gryffindor table.

Everyone started running around forming their color groups. The professors were surprised by the colors of some. The black to white category was considered the strongest, followed by reds, yellows, greens, blues and lastly, purples. The students did not know this, but the colors of their auras also reflected how powerful they were. The students, now formed into their groups, each had four students per color group**. Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Luna Lovegood*, and Theodore Nott were in the highest ranked group. Harry had an almost pure black aura, while Theo's was a dark gray. Luna's was pure white, while Draco's was a light gray- unmetallicized silver. The red group consisted of Hermione Granger, a dark pink aura, Zacharias Smith, a light pink, Blaise Zabini a dark red, and Hannah Abbot a pure red. Next, the yellow group: Susan Bones a yellow-orange, Ron Weasley a tan-yellow, Padma Patil a pale yellow, and Parvati a shade lighter than her sister. Daphne Greengrass was a hunter green color, Seamus Finnegan an Irish, kelly green, Neville Longbottom was a bright neon green and Terry Boot was a pastel green. Second to last ranked was blue. Dean Thomas was a dark blue, Millicent Bulstrode was a bright blue, Pansy Parkinson was a sky blue, and Juntin Finch-Fletchy was a periwinkle blue. Finally, The purple auras consisted of Gregory Goyle- a royal purple, Vincent Crabbe- a violet color, Lavender Brown, aptly named for her lavender aura, and Ernie McMillan a lilac color.

As it turned out, the students were paired up by color groups, with a darker shade pairing up with a lighter shade. However, as there were two students per light and dark on a color, they were paired up by chance- a chance known as Severus Snape. needless to say, the students were not happy with their partners. Not that Professir Snape cared. "Desist in your complaining. Now," the professor smirked with glee at what was a bout to happen, "you must decide on a carrier. Those of you with a female partner might consider using her, for she would be a natural carrier. Those of you with male carrier partners, please decide quickly. All carriers then come up to drink this potion and then over to Professor Flitwick for some charms."

Professor Snape stood back as he watched the students argue who would be a carrier. Most interestingly was the Potter-Malfoy pair who were arguing and trying to decide. Draco kept coming up with the most rediculous excuses, such as: "Malfoy's do not carry children." and "Malfoy's are too pretty to bear children." Harry was furious with his stubborn partner and was close to hexing him.

While at the end of the war, the Malfoy's had changed sides publically, they had been undercover for the light side for a while, which is how they had escaped Azkaban. Again. But by no means were Harry and Draco friends. They did not get into physical fights anymore, but they were throwing insults at each other whenever they could.

Finally Draco won and Harry went to get his potion, along with Luna, Hannah, Hermione, Susan, Parvati, Daphne, Seamus, Pansy, Millicent, Lavender, and Ernie.

Harry, curious how Seamus became a carrier, shuffled over to him. "Ah. We bet on a game o' rock, paper, scissors and as ye can see, I lost." Ernie, overhearing them joined in, "Honestly, I looked at Crabbe, he glared at me, and I ran over. Heh." He laughed nervously, as if Crabbe was going to pop out and beat him up. They both looked at harry and he glared back at Draco, who gave a mocking smile and wiggled his fingers in a wave. Luna, waiting for her potion next to them simply said, "Draco is taller." The others looked at her and she shrugged. "That is how Harry came to be up here. And because his head is filled with Nargles." Then she recieved her potion and left to get charmed by Professor Flitwick. The three boys looked after her and just shook their heads. It was not worth trying to figure out what Luna was talking about.

After all the carriers had gotten charmed, they returned- most reluctantly- to their partners. Professor Snape then explained, "That potion you have jsut consumed, combined with the charm Professor Flitwick has performed on you is a fertility potion and a lust charm that is person specific. It will attract your partner and enable it so that you can copulate. Thus fulfilling the requirement of the class- to get pregnant and raise your child. Also fulfilling the wish of the minsitry to increase the magical population. Before you is a map and a password to your new quarters." With that, Professor Snape turned, his cloak billowing out behind him, and left through the professor entrance of the Great Hall.
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Meanwhile, in the Great Hall, the non-carrying students were beginning to feel the effects of the lust charm. It had started out subtley, and the longer they stood around, the stronger it took hold. But those uneffecter were standing there in shock. they were going to become pregnant? For REAL? And have to raise a real child? What just happened?!?!



* I know Luna is a year younger, but I couldn't think of any other students in their year and I needed an even amount of students.

** This is a little confusing, but basically the pairs and ranks are:
Harry+ - - -BlackWhite- - -Draco
Theo -BlackWhite- Luna+
Hannah+- - -RED- - - - - - Zach
Blaise -RED- Hermione+
Susan+ - - -YELLOW- - - - -Padma
Ron -YELLOW- Parvati+
Daphne+- - -GREEN- - - - - Neville
Seamus+ -GREEN- Terry
Dean - - - -BLUE- - - - - -Pansy+
Millicent+ -BLUE- Justin
Greg - - - -PURPLE- - - - -Lavender+
Vincent -PURPLE- Ernie+

+ means that person is the carrier

A/N: the next chapter is partly written. So hopefully it will be up soon! and after I finish this next chapter I hope to write a chapter for my other story! Hope this was long enough.