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Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male › Harry/Snape
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Adult
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1
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8,061
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7
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Stupid brats.
Stupid Brats
Summary: It’s Harry’s seventh year, the dark lord is dead, and he and Severus had been dating for a year. Harry had found out something important, now he has to find a way to break the news to his lover.
Harry walked to Severus personal chambers under his invisibility cloak so as not to be spotted by other students. He had to speak to his lover and tell him the good news. After quickly whispering the password he slipped inside, completely unnoticed by the currently scowling, pacing and ranting lover.
He was about to reveal himself when before he heard, “I can’t believe I now have to waist my time making potions for a pregnant whelp.” Harry didn’t think he could stay hidden if he started to laugh when Severus kept up his ranting. “How can those head of house allow there charges to have sex. Don’t they at least use protection?” He growled out as he continued to pace from one side of the room to the other. “I would never let me lover get pregnant ‘by accident.’”
‘Pot calling the kettle black.’ Harry though.
“Do they even know any better? They are just children. How can they even think of having a child of there own? Merlin how stupid can these children get. Now I’ve got to be the one to waste my spare time for their benefit!”
Harry finally took off his cloak which earned him a glare. “So who is preggers?” The teen asked as he walked over and took a seat on the couch.
“Even if I knew I wouldn’t be able to tell you.” Severus growled.
“So then you don’t know.” Harry asked as he tilted his head to the side.
“No Potter, I do not know. If I did I would be yelling at the stupid brat myself.”
“Sev,” Harry warned. He hated when the older man used his last name when it was just the two of them. “What if I told you I knew who it was?” The raven smirked.
“So it was a bloody grifindor then. I should have guessed. So who was the idiot who forgot to use protection?” Severus smirked.
‘Most likely thinks he can get one over McGonagal.’ Harry thought. ‘Time to drop the bomb.’ “You.” He said simply.
“I should have guess that it would…wait what?”
Harry watched the shock come onto his loves face. “You.” He said again a little slower.
“But that would me you were…”
“Pregnant?” The teen offered. “Yes.”
Severus snorted. “Poppy would have told me.”
Harry shook his head. “She was allowing me to.”
“It’s not possible it’s very rare for male pregnancies. And it takes two powerful wizards and…” Harry raised an eyebrow at him.”
Severus shook his head. “Of course, with Harry Potter always expect the unexpected.” He walked over to Harry and kissed him gently on the forehead. “How far along are you?”
“Two months.” Harry replied smiling up at his lover. “And poppy says that in another three months we can find out the sex of them.”
“…Them?”
“We’re having twins.” Harry beamed only to frown as Severus went pale and fainted.
End.
Hope you liked it. Just something cute and small I thought of one day and felt the need to share. Feel free to review =^.^= Also sorry bout the title couldn’t think of anything better. -.-,
Summary: It’s Harry’s seventh year, the dark lord is dead, and he and Severus had been dating for a year. Harry had found out something important, now he has to find a way to break the news to his lover.
Harry walked to Severus personal chambers under his invisibility cloak so as not to be spotted by other students. He had to speak to his lover and tell him the good news. After quickly whispering the password he slipped inside, completely unnoticed by the currently scowling, pacing and ranting lover.
He was about to reveal himself when before he heard, “I can’t believe I now have to waist my time making potions for a pregnant whelp.” Harry didn’t think he could stay hidden if he started to laugh when Severus kept up his ranting. “How can those head of house allow there charges to have sex. Don’t they at least use protection?” He growled out as he continued to pace from one side of the room to the other. “I would never let me lover get pregnant ‘by accident.’”
‘Pot calling the kettle black.’ Harry though.
“Do they even know any better? They are just children. How can they even think of having a child of there own? Merlin how stupid can these children get. Now I’ve got to be the one to waste my spare time for their benefit!”
Harry finally took off his cloak which earned him a glare. “So who is preggers?” The teen asked as he walked over and took a seat on the couch.
“Even if I knew I wouldn’t be able to tell you.” Severus growled.
“So then you don’t know.” Harry asked as he tilted his head to the side.
“No Potter, I do not know. If I did I would be yelling at the stupid brat myself.”
“Sev,” Harry warned. He hated when the older man used his last name when it was just the two of them. “What if I told you I knew who it was?” The raven smirked.
“So it was a bloody grifindor then. I should have guessed. So who was the idiot who forgot to use protection?” Severus smirked.
‘Most likely thinks he can get one over McGonagal.’ Harry thought. ‘Time to drop the bomb.’ “You.” He said simply.
“I should have guess that it would…wait what?”
Harry watched the shock come onto his loves face. “You.” He said again a little slower.
“But that would me you were…”
“Pregnant?” The teen offered. “Yes.”
Severus snorted. “Poppy would have told me.”
Harry shook his head. “She was allowing me to.”
“It’s not possible it’s very rare for male pregnancies. And it takes two powerful wizards and…” Harry raised an eyebrow at him.”
Severus shook his head. “Of course, with Harry Potter always expect the unexpected.” He walked over to Harry and kissed him gently on the forehead. “How far along are you?”
“Two months.” Harry replied smiling up at his lover. “And poppy says that in another three months we can find out the sex of them.”
“…Them?”
“We’re having twins.” Harry beamed only to frown as Severus went pale and fainted.
End.
Hope you liked it. Just something cute and small I thought of one day and felt the need to share. Feel free to review =^.^= Also sorry bout the title couldn’t think of anything better. -.-,