Under the Mistletoe Again!
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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
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Adult +
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5,058
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3
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Under the Mistletoe Again!
A/N Parody One shot for Christmas!
Under the Mistletoe yet again.
Hermione Granger growled her frustration as she was froze once again in place underneath the mistletoe. She looked up noticing the dark forbidding scowl that greeted her.
Severus Snape, Potions Master of Hogwarts looked to her as he growled. “Stuck together again! I hate this time of year and I especially hate fanfiction.”
Hermione looked at her appearance. “Well, at least I’m not a student this time.” She glanced back to her colleague. “At least I am not stuck with Draco, Harry, Lucius, Remus, Sirius or Ginny. I find that I can tolerate Ron and Severus pairing well tho.” Chuckling to herself.
“Yes, you have it rough.” He snapped back, insulted that he was grouped with a Weasley. “At least you have only one same-sex pairing from time to time with one girl. I have 5.” He ticked them off. Snape/Draco, Snape/Lucius, Snape/Sirus, Snape/Lupin, and Snape/Ron for the most part. And then there’s Snape/Hermione, Snape/Ginny, and the random Snape/fangirl. I even got paired with Sinistra once.” He shuddered at the last one.
“Be happy you get a lot of action then.” She drily remarked. “Which one is your favorite?”
He glared down at her as he sneered back. “You first.”
Hermione glared back at him as she remained silent.
He sighed as he pulled out his time piece noticing the time as students gathered around them in amusement, their laughter echoing in the hall. “I suppose we must get this over with so we can go teach the dunderheads.”
He leaned down to give her a kiss as she suddenly screeched out “Why have I never thought of this before!” Pulling out her wand and pointing to the sprig of mistletoe. “Don’t bother as you look so inconvenienced.” She told him as she leaned away from him and shouted out an anti-sticking charm.
The both watched the mistletoe fall to the ground.
“Reducto!” She hissed out, watching the plant burn to a crisp.
He watched as she angrily walked away from him, surprise evident in his face.
Severus looked to the group of silent students. “Well, get out of here before I take points and assign detention!” He shouted out.
The students scattered before him as he strode to his classroom, dark robes billowing around him. Damn! He was looking forward to that kiss. He would never tell her that she was his favorite pairing.
Severus slowed his stride as his outlook brightened. Authors always paired him up with Hermione for his birthday. He allowed himself a small smile as he made the trek to his classroom.
Hermione stormed up to her classroom. Git! She seethed.
She slowed her stride as she remembered that his birthday was coming up. Fanfiction always liked to pair them together for that. She would never tell him that he was her favorite pairing.
Fin
Under the Mistletoe yet again.
Hermione Granger growled her frustration as she was froze once again in place underneath the mistletoe. She looked up noticing the dark forbidding scowl that greeted her.
Severus Snape, Potions Master of Hogwarts looked to her as he growled. “Stuck together again! I hate this time of year and I especially hate fanfiction.”
Hermione looked at her appearance. “Well, at least I’m not a student this time.” She glanced back to her colleague. “At least I am not stuck with Draco, Harry, Lucius, Remus, Sirius or Ginny. I find that I can tolerate Ron and Severus pairing well tho.” Chuckling to herself.
“Yes, you have it rough.” He snapped back, insulted that he was grouped with a Weasley. “At least you have only one same-sex pairing from time to time with one girl. I have 5.” He ticked them off. Snape/Draco, Snape/Lucius, Snape/Sirus, Snape/Lupin, and Snape/Ron for the most part. And then there’s Snape/Hermione, Snape/Ginny, and the random Snape/fangirl. I even got paired with Sinistra once.” He shuddered at the last one.
“Be happy you get a lot of action then.” She drily remarked. “Which one is your favorite?”
He glared down at her as he sneered back. “You first.”
Hermione glared back at him as she remained silent.
He sighed as he pulled out his time piece noticing the time as students gathered around them in amusement, their laughter echoing in the hall. “I suppose we must get this over with so we can go teach the dunderheads.”
He leaned down to give her a kiss as she suddenly screeched out “Why have I never thought of this before!” Pulling out her wand and pointing to the sprig of mistletoe. “Don’t bother as you look so inconvenienced.” She told him as she leaned away from him and shouted out an anti-sticking charm.
The both watched the mistletoe fall to the ground.
“Reducto!” She hissed out, watching the plant burn to a crisp.
He watched as she angrily walked away from him, surprise evident in his face.
Severus looked to the group of silent students. “Well, get out of here before I take points and assign detention!” He shouted out.
The students scattered before him as he strode to his classroom, dark robes billowing around him. Damn! He was looking forward to that kiss. He would never tell her that she was his favorite pairing.
Severus slowed his stride as his outlook brightened. Authors always paired him up with Hermione for his birthday. He allowed himself a small smile as he made the trek to his classroom.
Hermione stormed up to her classroom. Git! She seethed.
She slowed her stride as she remembered that his birthday was coming up. Fanfiction always liked to pair them together for that. She would never tell him that he was her favorite pairing.
Fin