the couch keeps on calling
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Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male › Harry/Draco
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Adult +
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5
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7,355
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13
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the couch keeps on calling
"Malfoy, what the hell were you thinking?, wait don't answer that, the answer is you weren't thinking, you arrogant slime ball." Hermione stated to the terrified ex-slytherin
" well, what do you have to say for yourself?" she asked again half a minute later
" I forget to wear a condom,and it completely slipped my mind how powerful Harry is." Draco said very carefully
"Oh, so you forgot, that makes me feel so much better, my best friend got knocked up by a nitwit, a complete utter idiot." she said while shook her head sadly
"hey, wait a dang minute it takes to do the tango, Harry played his part in this as well, he is a little minx in the sack you know." he said
"don't you dare blame this on Harry, he innocently believed that guys couldn't get pregnant, you should count you blessings I was all set to castrate you, but Harry talked me out of it, cuz in the end it would up hurting him, just know this I am watching, got it."
"yes, I get it."
"good remember what I said, now I will take my leave" she said and stepped into the swirling green flames,an instant later she was gone
"Harry"
"yes"
"have I told you how much I love you, and how much I need you."
"awe, snookie bear,I love you to but your still sleeping on the couch"
as draco settled into sleep that night he thought to himself it would be a long 9 months, and why did his pet name have to be snookie bear,gah he would never live that down...
" well, what do you have to say for yourself?" she asked again half a minute later
" I forget to wear a condom,and it completely slipped my mind how powerful Harry is." Draco said very carefully
"Oh, so you forgot, that makes me feel so much better, my best friend got knocked up by a nitwit, a complete utter idiot." she said while shook her head sadly
"hey, wait a dang minute it takes to do the tango, Harry played his part in this as well, he is a little minx in the sack you know." he said
"don't you dare blame this on Harry, he innocently believed that guys couldn't get pregnant, you should count you blessings I was all set to castrate you, but Harry talked me out of it, cuz in the end it would up hurting him, just know this I am watching, got it."
"yes, I get it."
"good remember what I said, now I will take my leave" she said and stepped into the swirling green flames,an instant later she was gone
"Harry"
"yes"
"have I told you how much I love you, and how much I need you."
"awe, snookie bear,I love you to but your still sleeping on the couch"
as draco settled into sleep that night he thought to himself it would be a long 9 months, and why did his pet name have to be snookie bear,gah he would never live that down...