Limericks

A Wizard of Wiltshire was seen
Wooing a young master so lean
With heat in his eyes
Pursuing his prize
Until the young master was keen

There was once a Wizard so keen
Who forgot how to act all serene
He moaned for the heat
Writhed in his seat
Begging for acts so obscene

A Master of potions once said
"Lucius, you need to get laid!"
Malfoy would but grin
And lick Sever's chin
"I must ask you to come to my aid…"

Of Lucius many tales have been told
But only dear Severus does hold
in hand something wicked
He wish'd but to lick it
And does so with pleasure manyfold

A wizard of magic so strong
With dark eyes and speeches so long
Would tempt eager hearts
With lore of dark arts
Until they would to him belong