What Draco Malfoy Did On His 29th Birthday

What Draco Malfoy Did On His 29^th Birthday

Follow Draco Malfoy as he posts updates on his Twitter
account throughout his 29^th Birthday on the 5^th of June,
2009.  (Note: These are not real
tweets, obviously.  This is not style='font-weight:normal'>a transcript of the Harry Potter RPG on
Twitter.  Paste the URL’s into your
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AlphaDraconis

Name: Draco Malfoy

Location: Malfoy
Manor, Wiltshire, UK

Bio: It hurts to be
this beautiful.

Following 11                 Followers
9260

Following

MalfoyMILF 
LusciousLucius 
AstoriaLurvesDraco 
AmazingBlaise  GMoneystyle="mso-spacerun: yes">  DontCallMePansstyle="mso-spacerun: yes">  Chosen1  LOLCatsMillieB 
GreenieD  Tom_Feltonstyle="mso-spacerun: yes">  R_Pats 

AlphaDraconis  Fuck you, screeching
albino peacocks, for waking me. Fuck me, for forgetting to cast Muffliato b4
bed.

6:02 AM on June 5th from
i-Magitext

AlphaDraconis  Going back 2 sleep.

6:03 AM on June 5th from
i-Magitext

AlphaDraconis 
@AstoriaLurvesDracostyle="mso-spacerun: yes">  Where are you, love? You weren’t in bed
when I woke up. You’re not answering your i-Magimobile. Do you know what today
is?

8:12 AM on June 5th from
i-Magitext

AlphaDraconis 
@AstoriaLurvesDracostyle="mso-spacerun: yes">  I’m still in bed by the way ; )

8:13 AM on June 5th from
i-Magitext

Chosen1 @AlphaDraconis  @AstoriaLurvesDracostyle="mso-spacerun: yes">  She’s in MY bed, bee-och!style="mso-spacerun: yes">  Kidding.  Happy Birthday, you little ferret.

8:15 AM on June 5th from
wizardweb in reply to AlphaDraconis

AlphaDraconis @Chosen1 Fuck
you, Potter.

8:16 AM on June 5th from
wizardweb in reply to Chosen1

AlphaDraconis 
@AstoriaLurvesDracostyle="mso-spacerun: yes">  Seriously, Astoria.style="mso-spacerun: yes">  Where the hell are you?

8:16 AM on June 5th from
i-Magitext

MalfoyMILF @AlphaDraconis  Happy Birthday, my
sweet darling boy! Can you come over to our wing of the Manor today for cake? I
got your favourite – devil’s food cake.

8:17 AM on June 5th from
TweeterOwl

AlphaDraconis 
@MalfoyMILFstyle="mso-spacerun: yes">  Thanks mum. Cake sounds lovely. Have
you seen Astoria this morning? She’s not picking up her i-Magimobile.

8:20 AM on June 5th from
i-Magitext in reply to MalfoyMILF

MalfoyMILF @AlphaDraconis  No sweetums, I haven’t.
Perhaps she’s in the bath.

8:25 AM on June 5th from
TweeterOwl in reply to AlphaDraconis

MalfoyMILF @AlphaDraconis  By the way, Scorpius is
spending the day with Father and me.

8:26 AM on June 5th from
TweeterOwl in reply to AlphaDraconis

AlphaDraconis  Of course. The bath.
*face palm*

8:27 AM on June 5th from
i-Magitext

AlphaDraconis  I’d just like to say
that I fucking love my wife. Really fucking hard.

9:34 AM on June 5th from
i-Magitext

DontCallMePans @AlphaDraconis Too much information. Eww.

9:45 AM on June 5th from
wizardweb in reply to AlphaDraconis

Chosen1 @DontCallMePans
@AlphaDraconis My sentiments
exactly, Pans.

9:56 AM on June 5th from
wizardweb in reply to DontCallMePans

AstoriaLurvesDraco 
@AlphaDraconis  style='font-weight:normal'>I love you too, sweetheart. Especially your uncanny
ability to make my morning bath the antithesis of clean. ; )

10:01 AM on June 5th from
i-Magitext in reply to AlphaDraconis

AlphaDraconis 
@AstoriaLurvesDraco  style='font-weight:normal'>I don’t know what you’re talking about.style="mso-spacerun: yes">  ; )

10:05 AM on June 5th from
i-Magitext in reply to AstoriaLurvesDraco

LuciousLucius @AlphaDraconis  Might I remind you,
son, everyone can see your Tweets, including your employers at the
Ministry?

10:07 AM on June 5th from
AccioTweets

Chosen1 
@AstoriaLurvesDraco  style='font-weight:normal'>Your husband @AlphaDraconis style='font-weight:normal'>is too blond to understand big words like
“antithesis”.

10:09 AM on June 5th from
wizardweb in reply to AstoriaLurvesDraco

DontCallMePans @AlphaDraconis @AstoriaLurvesDracostyle='font-weight:normal'>  I
think I just may vomit.

10:15 AM on June 5th from
wizardweb in reply to AstoriaLurvesDraco

AstoriaLurvesDraco @DontCallMePans @AlphaDraconisstyle='font-weight:normal'>  OK
Pans, but don’t expect me to hold back your hair while you do it. (Ah,
childhood memories . . .) 

10:17 AM on June 5th from
i-Magitext in reply to DontCallMePans

AlphaDraconis @Chosen1  Fuck you Potter.

10:21 AM on June 5th from
i-Magitext in reply to Chosen1

AlphaDraconis style="mso-spacerun: yes"> #FollowFriday @AstoriaLurvesDraco
@MalfoyMILF @LusciousLucius @AmazingBlaise @GMoney @LOLCatsMillieBstyle="mso-spacerun: yes">  @GreenieD

11:03 AM on June 5th from
i-Magitext

AlphaDraconis Having
a leisurely, al fresco brunch on the terrace with @AstoriaLurvesDracostyle='font-weight:normal'>. We’re drinking Bloody Barons.
http://twitpic.com/6o7g6

11:05 AM on June 5th from
i-Magitext

AlphaDraconis 
Oh god, the things you can do with
strawberries and whipped cream!

11:20 AM on June 5th from
i-Magitext

AlphaDraconis 
Did I mention I fucking love my
wife?

11:22 AM on June 5th from
i-Magitext

MalfoyMILF @AlphaDraconis  Sweetums, I know I live
on the opposite end of the Manor, but I would appreciate a warning notice next
time you and Astoria decide to use the terrace that way.

11:23 AM on June 5th from
TweeterOwl

LOLCatsMillie @AlphaDraconis I know!  Strawberry
shortcake, strawberry ladyfingers, strawberry cobbler.style="mso-spacerun: yes">  They’re so versatile.

11:37 AM on June 5th from
AccioTweets in reply to AlphaDraconis

AlphaDraconis @LOLCatsMillie Millicent, you should know after all these years that I do not bake.

11:59 AM on June 5th from
i-Magitexts in reply to LOLCatsMillie

AlphaDraconis 
Shopping in Paris with @AstoriaLurvesDracostyle='font-weight:normal'>. Nothing like spending an obscene amount of money
to celebrate one’s birthday.

1:22 PM on June 5th from
i-Magitext

AlphaDraconis 
For the record, my hairline is not
receding. 

1:39 PM on June 5th from
i-Magitext

Chosen1 @AlphaDraconis  No, your forehead is
advancing.

1:45 PM on June 5th from
wizardweb in reply to AlphaDraconis

AlphaDraconis 
@Chosen1 Fuck you Potter.style="mso-spacerun: yes"> 

1:49 PM on June 5th from
i-Magitext in reply to Chosen1

AlphaDraconis 
Astoria picked out this shirt for
me. I think it’s god awful. What do you think?

http://twitpic.com/6oc6y

1:50 PM on June 5th from
i-Magimobile Tweetdeck

GMoney @AlphaDraconis You
look great in everything, mate. 
Birthday drinks tonight?

1:51 PM on June 5th from
NitTwit in reply to AlphaDraconis

AmazingBlaise @AlphaDraconis Rule of thumb: Never let your wife pick your clothes.style="mso-spacerun: yes">  Especially when she’s a Greengrass.

1:52 PM on June 5th from
wizardweb in reply to AlphaDraconis

GreenieD @AmazingBlaise @AlphaDraconis style='font-weight:normal'>Hey! I saw that!  :(

1:54 PM on June 5th from
TweeterOwl in reply to AmazingBlaise

AlphaDraconis 
@AmazingBlaise Rule of thumb:
Disputing your wife’s fashion sense will get you nowhere. Humoring your wife
will get you everywhere. And I do mean EVERYWHERE.

1:56 PM on June 5th from
i-Magitext in reply to AmazingBlaise

DontCallMePans @AlphaDraconis I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing anything Astoria chose.

2:01 on June 5th from
wizardweb in reply to AstoriaLurvesDraco

AstoriaLurvesDraco @AlphaDraconis @AmazingBlaise
@DontCallMePans I’ll have you know, that’s
from the Dior spring collection. Bold patterns are the new black.

2:05 PM on June 5th from
i-Magitext

AstoriaLurvesDraco @GreenieD It’s a good thing our husbands @AmazingBlaisestyle='font-weight:normal'> and @AlphaDraconis style='font-weight:normal'>are rich.

2:06 PM on June 5th from
i-Magitext

AstoriaLurvesDraco @GreenieD If all @AmazingBlaise
and @AlphaDraconis hadstyle="mso-spacerun: yes"> 

were their good looks, we wouldn’t put up with their
insolent mouths.

2:07 PM on June 5th from
i-Magitext

AlphaDraconis @AmazingBlaise Our wives are getting awfully cheeky today.

2:10 PM on June 5th from
i-Magitext

AmazingBlaise @AlphaDraconis  Indeed.style="mso-spacerun: yes">  It’s time to break out the paddle.

2:12 PM on June 5th from
wizardweb in reply to AlphaDraconis

AstoriaLurvesDraco @AlphaDraconisstyle="mso-spacerun: yes">  I’ve
been a bad girl and need to be punished.

2:13 PM on June 5th from
i-Magitext

AlphaDraconis @AstoriaLurvesDraco style='font-weight:normal'>Get your sexy little self into this dressing room so
I can punish you with my wand.

2:14 PM on June 5th from
i-Magitext

AlphaDraconis Fucking
hell, I love my wife.

2:34 PM on June 5th from
i-Magitext

AlphaDraconisstyle="mso-spacerun: yes">  This one’s more my style. href="http://twitpic.com/6oecl">http://twitpic.com/6oecl

2:35 PM on June 5th from
i-Magimobile Tweetdeck

Chosen1 @AlphaDraconis The
monochromatic look suits your monochromatic personality.

2:46 PM on June 5^th
from wizardweb in reply to AlphaDraconis

Chosen1 @AlphaDraconis Let
me beat you to the punch. “Fuck you Potter”. There. No need to reply now.style='font-size:10.0pt'>

2:47 PM on June 5^th
from wizardweb in reply to AlphaDraconis

AlphaDraconis 
@Chosen1 Go fuck yourself
Potter. 

2:49 PM on June 5th from
i-Magitext in reply to Chosen1

Chosen1 @AlphaDraconis Oooh.
A slight varation. You’re starting to get creative now.style='font-size:10.0pt'>

2:55 PM on June 5^th
from wizardweb in reply to AlphaDraconis

AlphaDraconis 
@Chosen1  I could devastate you with a few words, but I just haven’t
got time to waste.

2:58 PM on June 5th from
i-Magitext in reply to Chosen1

Chosen1 @AlphaDraconis style="mso-spacerun: yes"> Devastate? Don’t flatter yourself
Malfoy.

3:03 PM on June 5^th
from wizardweb in reply to AlphaDraconis

AlphaDraconis 
@Chosen1  I don’t need to flatter myself.  I have minions to do that for me.

3:08 PM on June 5th from
i-Magitext in reply to Chosen1

Chosen1 @AlphaDraconis style="mso-spacerun: yes"> Your mum, your wife, and Gregory Goyle
hardly constitute a minion.

3:13 PM on June 5^th
from wizardweb in reply to AlphaDraconis

AlphaDraconis 
@Chosen1  I have over 9,000 followers on Twitter and nearly 10,000
friends on Facebook. What do you have, Potter?

3:16 PM on June 5th from
i-Magitext in reply to Chosen1

Chosen1 @AlphaDraconis style="mso-spacerun: yes"> What do I have? Better things to do with
my time than fishing for friends on the Wizarding World Web.style='font-size:10.0pt'>

3:19 PM on June 5^th
from wizardweb in reply to AlphaDraconis

AlphaDraconis 
@Chosen1  Like what? Polishing your wand?

3:24 PM on June 5th from
i-Magitext in reply to Chosen1

Chosen1 @AlphaDraconis style="mso-spacerun: yes"> Gotta keep it nice and shiny.style='font-size:10.0pt'>

3:25 PM on June 5^th
from wizardweb in reply to AlphaDraconis

AmazingBlaise @AlphaDraconis  @Chosen1 Would you two
shut up and just fuck each other already?

3:27 PM on June 5th from
wizardweb in reply to AlphaDraconis

AlphaDraconis 
@AmazingBlaise style="mso-spacerun: yes"> How ‘bout I kick your face in?

3:29 PM on June 5th from
i-Magitext in reply to AmazingBlaise

AlphaDraconis Got
bored with French couture. Being fitted for a new suit in Milan. But first, a
cappuccino.

4:41 PM on June 5th from
i-Magitext

AlphaDraconis Stupid
tailor stuck me with a pin. So I bitch slapped him.

4:54 PM on June 5th from
i-Magitext

GMoney @AlphaDraconis Do
you need me to beat his arse? Because I can skip out of work and do it. Then we
can have birthday drinks.

4:55 PM on June 5th from
NitTwit in reply to AlphaDraconis

AlphaDraconis
Shopping was a bust.  I only
managed to spend 2100 Galleons. 

5:24 PM on June 5th from
i-Magitext

AlphaDraconis Dinner
with @MalfoyMILF @LusciousLuciusstyle='font-weight:normal'> @AstoriaLurvesDraco style='font-weight:normal'>and Scorpius at Malfoy Manor. Seared mermaid with
pomegranate coulis.

6:02 PM on June 5^th
from i-Magitext

GMoney @AlphaDraconis So
are we meeting for drinks after dinner?

6:05 PM on June 5th from
NitTwit in reply to AlphaDraconis

AlphaDraconis Devil’s
food cake was certainly created using the Dark Arts. Best birthday cake ever.

6:52 PM on June 5^th
from i-Magitext

AstoriaLurvesDraco @AlphaDraconisstyle='font-weight:normal'> I concur. 
I daresay it is better than sex.

6:54 PM on June 5^th
from i-Magitext in reply to AlphaDraconis

AlphaDraconis @AstoriaLurvesDracostyle='font-weight:normal'> I’m highly offended.

6:56 PM on June 5^th
from i-Magitext in reply to AstoriaLurvesDraco

DontCallMePans @AstoriaLurvesDraco @AlphaDraconisstyle='font-weight:normal'> 
Considering you’re comparing it to Draco, that cake is probably only
mediocre at best.

6:57 PM on June 5^th
from wizardweb in reply to AstoriaLurvesDraco

LusciousLucius @AlphaDraconis @AstoriaLurvesDraco style='font-weight:normal'>Stop twittering on your i-Magimobile phones under
the dinner table.  It’s quite rude.

6:57 PM on June 5^th
from AccioTweets in reply to AlphaDraconis

AlphaDraconis @LusciousLucius  I’ll stop when you stop
downloading porn on yours.

6:58 PM on June 5^th
from i-Magitext in reply to LusciousLucius

AstoriaLurvesDraco @AlphaDraconisstyle="mso-spacerun: yes">  Care
to prove me wrong, darling?

7:00 PM on June 5^th
from i-Magitext in reply to AlphaDraconis

AlphaDraconis @AstoriaLurvesDracostyle='font-weight:normal'>  I knew
you were just baiting me.

7:01 PM on June 5^th
from i-Magitext in reply to AstoriaLurvesDraco

AstoriaLurvesDraco 
@AlphaDraconisstyle="mso-spacerun: yes">  Of course. Nothing’s better than you.
After you open your presents let’s go to bed.

7:02 PM on June 5^th
from i-Magitext in reply to AlphaDraconis

AlphaDraconis B-day
presents: Goblin hewn gold watch encrusted with diamonds from @LusciousLuciusstyle='font-weight:normal'> (a little too ostentatious for my taste).

7:11 PM on June 5^th
from i-Magitext

AlphaDraconis B-day
presents: Little Scorpius decorated a card for me using feathers he yanked off
the peacocks. No wonder they were screeching so much this morning.

7:12 PM on June 5^th
from i-Magitext

AlphaDraconis B-day
presents: Subscription to Cake of the Month Club from @MalfoyMILFstyle='font-weight:normal'> (because my metabolism is still astonishingly fast
for a 29 year old).

7:17 PM on June 5^th
from i-Magitext

AlphaDraconis 
B-day presents: Bottle of elf-made
cabernet sauvignon from @LOLCatsMillie and @GMoney. Also a bag
of Canabis sativa from Goyle. (I
swear it’s for a medical condition!)

7:24 PM on June 5^th
from i-Magitext

AlphaDraconisstyle="mso-spacerun: yes">  B-day presents: Fruit basket from @AmazingBlaise
and @GreenieDstyle='font-weight:normal'> (probably more from Daphne than from Blaise).

7:28 PM on June 5^th
from i-Magitext

AlphaDraconis B-day
presents: Strip-o-Gram card from @AmazingBlaisestyle='font-weight:normal'> (would have been amusing had it not been a naked
man in the picture).

7:30 PM on June 5^th
from i-Magitext

AlphaDraconis B-day
presents: Floral arrangement of pale yellow roses from @DontCallMePans
(quite lovely but I’m allergic to them and
she damn well knows this).

7:32 PM on June 5^th
from i-Magitext

AlphaDraconis And my
present from my dear @AstoriaLurvesDraco?  I’m about to find out.

7:33 PM on June 5^th
from i-Magitext

GMoney @AlphaDraconis
I see you received your birthday package. 
That herb is the best shit from Jamaica. So are we going out for drinks
or what, mate?

7:33 PM on June 5^th
from NitTwit

Chosen1 @AlphaDraconis
Ginny and I sent you some of her homemade raspberry tart.style="mso-spacerun: yes">  But I guess we’re not important enough
to mention.

7:33 PM on June 5^th
from wizardweb in reply to AlphaDraconis

AlphaDraconis @Chosen1style="mso-spacerun: yes">  I wouldn’t dare put anything in my
mouth that was touched by a Weasley.

7:34 PM on June 5^th
from i-Magitext in reply to Chosen1

AmazingBlaise @AlphaDraconis  Did @Chosen1style='font-weight:normal'> ask you to suck him off again?

7:35 PM on June 5^th
from i-Magitext

AlphaDraconis 
I can’t explain Astoria’s birthday
gift in 140 characters.

9:45 PM on June 5^th
from i-Magitext

AlphaDraconis 
Did I mention I love my wife?style="mso-spacerun: yes"> 

9:46 PM on June 5^th
from i-Magitext

DontCallMePans @AlphaDraconis You did. About fifty times today.

9:47 PM on June 5^th
from wizardweb in reply to AlphaDraconis

AlphaDraconisstyle="mso-spacerun: yes">  My wife made it quite apparent that she
really fucking loves me.  Oh god,
she loves me so fucking hard!

9:47 PM on June 5^th
from i-Magitext

AlphaDraconis Bloody
hell.  If that’s what @AstoriaLurvesDracostyle='font-weight:normal'> does for my 29^th birthday, what will she
do for my 30^th?

9:48 PM on June 5^th
from i-Magitext

AmazingBlaise @AlphaDraconis Would you tell the world what Astoria did for your birthday already?
You know you like to over-share with your minion of 9000 followers.

9:50 PM on June 5^th
from wizardweb in reply to AlphaDraconis

AlphaDraconis @AmazingBlaise Astoria would kill me if I told the world. All I can say is that it
involved polyjuice potion.

9:52 PM on June 5^th
from i-Magitext in reply to AmazingBlaise

AmazingBlaise @AlphaDraconis
Will you at least tell us whose hair was
in the polyjuice potion?

9:53 PM on June 5^th
from wizardweb in reply to AlphaDraconis

AlphaDraconis @AmazingBlaise Mine

9:54 PM on June 5^th
from i-Magitext in reply to AmazingBlaise

AmazingBlaise @AlphaDraconis Merlin’s pants! You’re one kinky narcissistic bastard!

9:55 PM on June 5^th
from wizardweb in reply to AlphaDraconis

Chosen1 @AlphaDraconis
Regarding the rude remark about my wife’s cooking, I’d retort with a hearty “go
fuck yourself”, but it seems you’ve already done that.

9:57 PM on June 5^th
from wizardweb in reply to AlphaDraconis

AlphaDraconisstyle="mso-spacerun: yes">  Getting dressed to go dancing in London
with @AstoriaLurvesDraco @AmazingBlaise and @GreenieD.style="mso-spacerun: yes">  My outfit for tonight: href="http://twitpic.com/6pynp">http://twitpic.com/6pynp

10:44 PM on June 5^th
from i-Magimobile Tweetdeck

GMoney @AlphaDraconis
Am I not invited? WTF?

10:45 PM on June 5^th
from NitTwit

AlphaDraconis @GMoney Fine.  You can come.

10:49 PM on June 5^th
from i-Magitext in reply to GMoney

AlphaDraconis Anybody
who wants to party with me, we’re going to The Dungeon.style="mso-spacerun: yes">  Though I doubt you lot are important
enough to get in.

10:50 PM on June 5^th
from i-Magitext

AlphaDraconis VIP
lounge, bitches!  Poppin’ bottles
of Crystal like I’m a fucking pimp!

11:21 PM on June 5^th
from i-Magitext

AlphaDraconis With @AstoriaLurvesDraco
@AmazingBlaise @GreenieD
@DontCallMePans and Theo Nott.

11:22 PM on June 5^th
from i-Magitext

GMoney @AlphaDraconis
I can’t get into the club.  Can you
come out and talk to the bouncer?

11:25 PM on June 5^th
from NitTwit

AlphaDraconis I’m so
fucking lit right now.  @GMoney
was right – this is some good shit.
Woo!

11:46 PM on June 5^th
from i-Magitext

GMoney @AlphaDraconis
Seriously. Let me in, mate.

11:48 PM on June 5^th
from NitTwit in reply to AlphaDraconis

AlphaDraconis We all
just dropped Ecstasy courtesy of @AmazingBlaisestyle='font-weight:normal'>. As if this evening weren’t entertaining enough.

12:03 PM on June 6^th
from i-Magitext

AlphaDraconis I
probably shouldn’t mix alcohol, cannabis, and Ecstasy.style="mso-spacerun: yes">  But I just did.style="mso-spacerun: yes">  Oh well. . . . .

12:07 PM on June 6^th
from i-Magitext

AlphaDraconis OMFG!
I just watched my wife snog my ex girlfriend after they both gave me a lap
dance.  Ecstasy FTW!

12:32 PM on June 6^th
from i-Magitext

AlphaDraconis Fuck.style="mso-spacerun: yes">  Potter’s here.style="mso-spacerun: yes">  Alone.  Stalker!

12:46 PM on June 6^th
from i-Magitext

AlphaDraconis LOL!style="mso-spacerun: yes">  @AmazingBlaisestyle='font-weight:normal'> and Theodore are dry-humping each other on the
dance floor to “Love Game” by Lady GaGa. @GreenieDstyle='font-weight:normal'> is not amused.

1:07 AM on June 6^th
from i-Magitext

AlphaDraconis Let’s
have some fun. This beat is sick. I wanna take a ride on your broom stick.

1:08 AM on June 6^th
from i-Magitext

AlphaDraconis @Chosen1
Quit staring at me from the bar and come here.

2:06 AM on June 6^th
from i-Magitext

AlphaDraconis Pansy
just sicked up in the champagne bucket while Astoria held back her hair.style="mso-spacerun: yes">  Just like old times.

2:07 AM on June 6^th
from i-Magitext

AlphaDraconis I
shouldn’t be tweeting this, but fuck it. 
I just snogged Harry Fucking Potter.

2:41 AM on June 6^th
from i-Magitext

AlphaDraconis @AstoriaLurvesDraco style='font-weight:normal'>I got a strand of Potter’s hair.style="mso-spacerun: yes">  30^th birthday?style="mso-spacerun: yes">  ; )

2:43 AM on June 6^th
from i-Magitext

Chosen1 @AlphaDraconis
There’s more if you want.style="mso-spacerun: yes">  Meet me in the cloak room.

2:45 AM on June 6^th
from i-Magitext

AlphaDraconis That
didn’t happen.  I’m hallucinating.style="mso-spacerun: yes">  I didn’t just . . . FUCKING HELL!

3:03 AM on June 6^th
from i-Magitext

AlphaDraconis With
Potter, no less.  Fucking Hell.

3:04 AM on June 6^th
from i-Magitext

Chosen1 @AlphaDraconis
Come off it, Malfoy.style="mso-spacerun: yes">  You wanted it.style="mso-spacerun: yes">  And you liked it.style="mso-spacerun: yes">  A LOT.

3:06 AM on June 6^th
from i-Magitext

AlphaDraconis In bed
with my wife, as it should be. 
Going to sleep.  Gnight
tweeps.

4:45 AM on June 6^th
from i-Magitext

AmazingBlaise @AlphaDraconis @AstoriaLurvesDraco
@GreenieD @DontCallMePans @Chosen1 Guess
what?  That wasn’t Ecstasy.style="mso-spacerun: yes">  It was paracetamol.style="mso-spacerun: yes">  SUCKERS!!!

11:39 AM on June 6^th
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