Discombobulated

Discombobulated
Author’s Pre-Story Ramblings
11132008 – 0432P

Disclaimer: Sadly, I own nothing and I make no money from this. The original characters, settings, and situations of this series belong to the lovely, brilliant, and much-coveted goddess that is JK Rowling, not me. I do, however, own a cat named Alice. Which makes me almost as awesome.

Summary: There’s a new creature in Hogwarts, which has the special ability to mix up the feelings of anyone in proximity. Hilarity, smutty goodness, and… love? ensue.

Pairings: DM/HP (primary pairing), DM/HG (secondary pairing), HG/SS, DM/SS, SS/HG/DM, SS/HP/DM, NL/LL, RW/OFC, BZ/OMC, DM/BZ… possibly some others not planned out yet.

Warnings: M/F, M/M, M/M/F, M/M/M, anal, oral, bi, DP, HJ, minor, rim, voy, OOC, WIP (will add more when/if it warrants)

Pre-Story AN: I have a few things I want to say before I begin this story, so I will put them here and then start the story in the next chapter.

1. I would like any reviewers to be a little extra understanding as this is my first fanfic attempt. Ever. And Harry Potter has turned out to be a difficult story to fan…fic… thing. I don’t care if you read this and then look at your roommate and tell them that you’re insulted by my story and you wish I would fall off the face of the earth and that you want to travel back in time to the day I decided to try HP fanfic and slap the idea straight out of my head. God knows I’ve been there before. But I refrained from saying that in a review, and you can too.

2. All ideas in this story [though not the characters (save one or two original ones), settings, and general premise] are mine. That means if you want to use my creature (the only one that’s actually mine being the Discomboburug), original characters, or plot (although I can’t imagine why you would), please ask. I don’t mind people borrowing anything of mine, but there’s a big difference between borrowing and stealing.

3. This story is dedicated to my ninth grade English teacher, Mrs. Gauldin, who taught me the word “discombobulated” and would positively shit if she knew that this was the use it was being put to.

4. I know that certain things I’m going to write don’t add up with the books. For instance, prefects do not have a separate dorm. I have tweaked this for my purposes and amusement. Additionally, what bit is compliant, is compliant with the books, not the movies, because I hate film adaptations of books and I thought the Harry Potter series was particularly painful as a motion picture.

5. There are a lot of pairings in this story, and I’m hoping there will be a little something for everyone. If you don’t like how one chapter is going, stick around. The next one might appeal to you. Additionally, if there’s anything you’re gagging to see (pairings, situations, toy play, etc.) let me know and I’ll see what I can do.

6. I don’t do blood play, scat, water play, crime scene, non-con, or beastiality. These things just freak me out so don’t ask for them, you will be disappointed.

Thank you for reading, and if you made it through, bless you.

I hope to see you all in the next chapter, the first real chapter of the story.