He Calls His Cock...
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Category:
Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
4,404
Reviews:
7
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
He Calls His Cock...
At least twice a month the small group of witches gathered together for some female bonding time. The group included, Hermione Snape, Luna Malfoy, Ginny Potter, Hannah Longbottom, and Padma and Parvati Patil. They would talk about the latest thing their husbands or boyfriends did that annoyed them. What was new at their jobs and bitch about life in general. It was inevitable, after having a few drinks that the topic would stray to their sex lives.
Luna started giggling into her drink, which caught Hermiones attention.
“What’s so funny?” Hermione asked.
“I was thinking about something.”
“Well, share! I know after my week I could use a good laugh.”
“Yes, Luna, come on tell us what is so funny!” Hannah said.
“Draco would never forgive me if I told you all,” Luna said as another bout of the giggles struck.
“We won’t tell, promise,” said Parvati as her twin nodded in agreement.
“Okay, but Draco better never hear that I told this or I’ll spill everyone of your little secrets,” Luna said. “The other night, when we were… well, you know, shagging…,” she started laughing louder, “he called his cock… his little soldier,” Luna said as she almost laughed herself off her seat.
“Little soldier?” said Hermione as she and the other witches began laughing along with Luna.
“My boyfriend calls his, the one-eyed sailor,” Padma responded as she doubled over.
“Oh, I can top that one,” said Ginny. “Harry named his the Sword of Gryffindor.”
Hermione started choking on her drink. “Oh Merlin, you’ve got to be kidding,” she said.
“Afraid not, my dear. I swear sometimes it’s hard to not laugh in his face when he says that.”
“Neville calls his cock his, God I can’t believe this sometimes… his Screechsnap,” Hannah said.
“Screechsnap? Oh, Gods, that makes Dean’s sound tame in comparison,” Padma said.
“What does Dean call his cock?” Luna asked.
“His cock a doodle do,” Padma said as she roared in laughter. “Merlin, help me, the first time he said that I did laugh.”
“Okay, Hermione your turn,” said Ginny. “Come on, spill, what does Snape call his cock.”
“Well,” said Hermione as she looked down into her drink. “Severus would kill me if I shared that with all of you.”
“We told so it’s only fair that you do too. You know none of us would say anything,” said Ginny. “If we did you have enough on all of us to reciprocate anyway.”
Hermione looked at each of her friends, “Okay, Severus calls his cock… The Bald Avenger.”
Luna started giggling into her drink, which caught Hermiones attention.
“What’s so funny?” Hermione asked.
“I was thinking about something.”
“Well, share! I know after my week I could use a good laugh.”
“Yes, Luna, come on tell us what is so funny!” Hannah said.
“Draco would never forgive me if I told you all,” Luna said as another bout of the giggles struck.
“We won’t tell, promise,” said Parvati as her twin nodded in agreement.
“Okay, but Draco better never hear that I told this or I’ll spill everyone of your little secrets,” Luna said. “The other night, when we were… well, you know, shagging…,” she started laughing louder, “he called his cock… his little soldier,” Luna said as she almost laughed herself off her seat.
“Little soldier?” said Hermione as she and the other witches began laughing along with Luna.
“My boyfriend calls his, the one-eyed sailor,” Padma responded as she doubled over.
“Oh, I can top that one,” said Ginny. “Harry named his the Sword of Gryffindor.”
Hermione started choking on her drink. “Oh Merlin, you’ve got to be kidding,” she said.
“Afraid not, my dear. I swear sometimes it’s hard to not laugh in his face when he says that.”
“Neville calls his cock his, God I can’t believe this sometimes… his Screechsnap,” Hannah said.
“Screechsnap? Oh, Gods, that makes Dean’s sound tame in comparison,” Padma said.
“What does Dean call his cock?” Luna asked.
“His cock a doodle do,” Padma said as she roared in laughter. “Merlin, help me, the first time he said that I did laugh.”
“Okay, Hermione your turn,” said Ginny. “Come on, spill, what does Snape call his cock.”
“Well,” said Hermione as she looked down into her drink. “Severus would kill me if I shared that with all of you.”
“We told so it’s only fair that you do too. You know none of us would say anything,” said Ginny. “If we did you have enough on all of us to reciprocate anyway.”
Hermione looked at each of her friends, “Okay, Severus calls his cock… The Bald Avenger.”