Sorority Boys
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Adult +
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8
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8
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The Devious Plan
“Oh, that was just great!” growled Draco as he parked himself on the lawn.
“How dare they?! Don’t they know who we are?!” screamed Blaise and stomped around.
“Who are we then?” asked Ron sarcastically and huffed. The only one who hadn’t said a word was Harry. He had been quiet from the start when the president of the fraternity had kicked them out.
“We need to get back there!”
“And how are we going to do that, my dear Blaise?” asked Draco with a false sweetness.
“Um… I don’t know. But we have to make that little slut confess that WE didn’t do anything!”
Ron looked at Draco slouching all over the grass and then at Blaise who was about to get an anxiety attack.
“Being in a frathouse is everything. What would everyone think if they’d found out? Oh, this is going to be on front page, isn’t it?”
“Yeah, the press will have a field day,” sniggered Ron.
“Oh, shut up, Weasel. Better think a way to get back in, clean our names and wring the neck of that bitch,” said Draco and moped on. Both Blaise and Ron tried to think hard how to do that but thinking out brilliant plans weren’t their field of expertise.
“We go to the sorority,” said Harry finally out loud. All three turned to look at him in disbelief.
“What?”
“Excuse me?”
“I have a plan.”
“You? You have a plan? What? We go to JKR and then what? Tell that slut to confess everything? Or we could just drop some truth serum into her food? Or…” started Draco.
“No, we dress up as girls because only girls are aloud into KKK for free at Friday night. There we can get to talk to the president and…”
“We don’t have any hard evidence,” said Ron.
“Actually,” purred Blaise as he remembered something, “We have. Well, we are going to have. And Harry, your plan is absolutely brilliant. We get into the JKR and prove that she is a lesbian!”
“How?” asked Ron whose brain was still chewing the part where Harry had mentioned dressing up as girls.
“Well, obviously we go and seduce her as lesbians,” said Draco who was already grinning, sorta liking that idea.
“Are you serious?” asked Blaise, “Come on! People think I’m gay and now I actually have to play a lesbian?!”
“Are you sure she’s a lesbian at all?” asked Ron and cringed. He had known her for a long time and half of that time he had had a crush in her.
“Yes!” said all the others in chorus.
“But… but we aren’t lesbians. How can we seduce her if we are… well, boys?” asked Ron.
“We are gonna be,” said Draco enthusiastically and rose up.
“No, no, no. I have my reputation to hold,” said Blaise.
“What reputation? Everyone think you’re gay,” snickered Draco. “You have to get it back first by posing as lesbian.”
“Oh, this is just insane,” muttered Blaise.
“So, are we gonna do it?” asked Harry and looked at his mates. After mumbling and cursing they all agreed.
“Good, then we have some shopping to do.”
“How dare they?! Don’t they know who we are?!” screamed Blaise and stomped around.
“Who are we then?” asked Ron sarcastically and huffed. The only one who hadn’t said a word was Harry. He had been quiet from the start when the president of the fraternity had kicked them out.
“We need to get back there!”
“And how are we going to do that, my dear Blaise?” asked Draco with a false sweetness.
“Um… I don’t know. But we have to make that little slut confess that WE didn’t do anything!”
Ron looked at Draco slouching all over the grass and then at Blaise who was about to get an anxiety attack.
“Being in a frathouse is everything. What would everyone think if they’d found out? Oh, this is going to be on front page, isn’t it?”
“Yeah, the press will have a field day,” sniggered Ron.
“Oh, shut up, Weasel. Better think a way to get back in, clean our names and wring the neck of that bitch,” said Draco and moped on. Both Blaise and Ron tried to think hard how to do that but thinking out brilliant plans weren’t their field of expertise.
“We go to the sorority,” said Harry finally out loud. All three turned to look at him in disbelief.
“What?”
“Excuse me?”
“I have a plan.”
“You? You have a plan? What? We go to JKR and then what? Tell that slut to confess everything? Or we could just drop some truth serum into her food? Or…” started Draco.
“No, we dress up as girls because only girls are aloud into KKK for free at Friday night. There we can get to talk to the president and…”
“We don’t have any hard evidence,” said Ron.
“Actually,” purred Blaise as he remembered something, “We have. Well, we are going to have. And Harry, your plan is absolutely brilliant. We get into the JKR and prove that she is a lesbian!”
“How?” asked Ron whose brain was still chewing the part where Harry had mentioned dressing up as girls.
“Well, obviously we go and seduce her as lesbians,” said Draco who was already grinning, sorta liking that idea.
“Are you serious?” asked Blaise, “Come on! People think I’m gay and now I actually have to play a lesbian?!”
“Are you sure she’s a lesbian at all?” asked Ron and cringed. He had known her for a long time and half of that time he had had a crush in her.
“Yes!” said all the others in chorus.
“But… but we aren’t lesbians. How can we seduce her if we are… well, boys?” asked Ron.
“We are gonna be,” said Draco enthusiastically and rose up.
“No, no, no. I have my reputation to hold,” said Blaise.
“What reputation? Everyone think you’re gay,” snickered Draco. “You have to get it back first by posing as lesbian.”
“Oh, this is just insane,” muttered Blaise.
“So, are we gonna do it?” asked Harry and looked at his mates. After mumbling and cursing they all agreed.
“Good, then we have some shopping to do.”