Talking with snakes
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Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male › Harry/Voldemort
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Adult +
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1
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3,201
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1
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Currently Reading:
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Talking with snakes
Talking to ’’snakes’’
Harry Potter were currently lounging on his bed...or rather his and Voldies bed in Riddle manor, when the one and only dark lord entered the bed chamber.
why so sour voldie?
The look Harry got from the dark lord said : WtF? Voldie...????
i’ll tell this...if i ever have to deal with wormtail again...please AK me then...promise me that.
Harry started to laugh his ass off and nodded.
Suddenly Harry got on his knees and started hissing at Voldies crotch. The Dark Lords face could only be described as clueless. He swore he heard the boy stifle a laugh.
“May I question what it is you are doing? Are you laughing at my groin?”
“I’m listening to the music of your zipper”
Okay, if Voldemort was disturbed before, he was even more so now.
“My zipper is making music?” Harry ignored the other wizard and started hissing violently.
“What did my crotch ever do to you? There’s no reason to hiss at it”
“No, Voldie, I’m trying to communicate with your snake” Harry deadpanned. Voldemort just raised an eyebrow.
“…And you’re expecting an answer?”
“Yes, it tells me lots of things. Do you wanna hear?” Harry said and returned the raised eyebrow with a sly grin.
“No, I’m quite certain I’m already aware what it’s saying.”
Harry Potter were currently lounging on his bed...or rather his and Voldies bed in Riddle manor, when the one and only dark lord entered the bed chamber.
why so sour voldie?
The look Harry got from the dark lord said : WtF? Voldie...????
i’ll tell this...if i ever have to deal with wormtail again...please AK me then...promise me that.
Harry started to laugh his ass off and nodded.
Suddenly Harry got on his knees and started hissing at Voldies crotch. The Dark Lords face could only be described as clueless. He swore he heard the boy stifle a laugh.
“May I question what it is you are doing? Are you laughing at my groin?”
“I’m listening to the music of your zipper”
Okay, if Voldemort was disturbed before, he was even more so now.
“My zipper is making music?” Harry ignored the other wizard and started hissing violently.
“What did my crotch ever do to you? There’s no reason to hiss at it”
“No, Voldie, I’m trying to communicate with your snake” Harry deadpanned. Voldemort just raised an eyebrow.
“…And you’re expecting an answer?”
“Yes, it tells me lots of things. Do you wanna hear?” Harry said and returned the raised eyebrow with a sly grin.
“No, I’m quite certain I’m already aware what it’s saying.”