Gryffindor Games or Jungle Fever

Gryffindor Games or Jungle Fever
Humor, PWP, Brief HP/DM,Naked Ron. Slight language(not really but staying on the safe side). Mention of RW/HG sexual relationship.
AN* I wrote this after being shut inside for over a week, because it was storming too bad to go anywhere. Please be kind.

"This is so boring."
"We know Ronald."
"I know Hermione, but this really is boring."
"Will someone shut him up."
"Ron, shut up."
"But I'm bored!"
Harry throws a pillow at Ron, hitting him squarely in the face.
"What'd you do that for!"
"You were annoying everyone." he says shrugging.
Ron looks around at his friends. Dean and Seamus were playing exploding snaps by the fire. Ginny and Neville were falling asleep on the couch, while Harry was playing chess with Hermione. Ron jumps up, "What's wrong with all of you? I'm about to go crazy. I swear if
this blizzard doesn't let up..." he trails off, collapsing back into his chair.
"I think Ron's got jungle fever." Dean snickers.
"I have an idea. Why don't we play truth or dare?"
Everyone looks at Ginny.
Seamus jumps up, "That's brilliant!"
"What's truth or dare? Does it hurt?" Neville asks, jerking awake.

Seamus smiles, "Only if you let it."
"How do you play?"
Ginny speaks up, "Easy enough. I ask someone if they want truth or dare. If you choose truth, you have to answer the question honestly. If you choose dare, then I dare you to do something. Like pin a tail on Snape’s ass."
"Can I have that one?" Seamus asks.
Everyone laughs. "We'll see." Ginny continues, "If you refuse to do the dare, then there's something called consequences. That's usually worse. Everybody with
me so far? Good. Oh yeah, if you abuse truth, then you'll be banned from them and you'll have to take the other."
Everyone agrees that the game would be better than watching Ron have a breakdown, except for Neville, who decided it would be safer for him to just watch.
"Shouldn't we all get in a circle or something?" Hermione suggests standing up. They all move to the floor.
"I'll start first." Ginny says, "Dean, truth or dare?"
"I'll take a dare." he says puffing up.
"I dare you to lick Seamus' toes."
"Freak."
"I don't want to lick his toes."
"Hey! There's nothing wrong with them." Seamus says.
"That's fine Dean. Then you can lick his armpit."
"What's with you and licking?"
Ginny shrugs, a half smile on her face.
Dean stares Seamus down, "Take your shoes off."
Seamus kicks off his shoes and wiggles his toes, "Come and get them!" he says cheerfully.
With a final glare at Ginny, Dean leans down and starts dragging his tongue across his friends toes.
Ron leans into Ginny, "Is it me, or does Seamus look like he's enjoying this?" Ginny giggles, saying nothing. Dean sits up, a fowl look on his face.
"Very good. Now it's your turn Dean. You ask someone."

"Hermione. Truth or Dare?"
Hermione looks around, "Truth."
"That's no fun." Harry says. She glares at him.
"Hermione, where's the craziest place you and Ron have done it?"
Her eyes go wide and she blushes, "I...I don't know what you're talking about."
"She doesn't have to answer that." Ron says, coming to her defense.
"Oh yes she does." Ginny says in a sing song voice, "It's in the rules."
"Yeah, there's no point in denying that you two are having sex. It took me an hour to get to sleep the other night, as loud as you are." Seamus complains
Hermione turns brighter, "We..uh." she clears her throat, " We did it on the Quidditch field last week."
"Oh my God." Ginny cries, laughing.
"Truth or Dare, Ron." She says, quickly trying to change the subject.
"I'll take a dare."
"I dare you to go into the hall and flash the next person that walks by."
Ron grins, "No problem." he stands and walks to the portrait, it swings open and he steps into the hall, undoing his pants. They hear footsteps, and Ron turns around getting ready.
"What are you doing?" a voice asks. Ron jerks his pants down, swinging his butt in the air.
"I'm telling Professor Snape on you!"
Ron turns back around and sees Pansy standing there. Before he could explain, she takes off running. He walks back into the common room, "Did you see who that was?
She's telling on me." he pouts, sitting back down.
"Maybe you should have seen who it was before you dropped your pants." Harry suggested, trying to keep a straight face.
"Go on and laugh then. Truth or Dare?"
"Me?" Harry asks. Ron nods. "Okay then, Dare."
"Brave man.." Ron grins wickedly, "I dare you to go tell Malfoy that you're in love with him."
Harry gapes at him, "I will not."
"Then you can tell Snape."
"I'll tell Draco. Hang on." he runs up the stairs and disappears. Several minutes later he comes back down, "He's in the Great Hall, with what looks like half the school."
Dean grins, "Excellent."
"Are all of you coming with me?"
Seamus jumps up, "Hell yeah we are. I've got to see this."

They all stand, and march Harry to the hall. Ginny comes up on one side of Him, Hermione on the other. "Don't put too much thought in this." she says, trying to reassuring.
"Yeah," Ginny pipes in, "Ooh! I have an idea," she lowers her voice, "Just make sure you choose me after this. I'll take care of Ron."
Harry manages a small smile. He knew that Ginny could be very vindictive. They reach the Great Hall and everyone sits down, except for Harry, who takes a deep breath and
walks over to the Slytherian table. He stops behind Draco and clears his throat, "Uh...Draco?"
"What do you want Potter?"
"Can I talk with you for a minute?"
Draco just stares at him.
"In private."
"I'm not going anywhere with you. What do you want?"
"Fine. Just thought I'd tell you that I'm in love with you. Enjoy the rest of your day." he turns to leave, but Draco grabs his arm, "Harry Potter is a fag?" he yells so the whole hall can hear him. Everyone falls silent and stares at the two boys. Behind him, Harry can hear Ron, Dean and Seamus cackling. He jerks his arm away and storms out of the hall, face burning.
He stops in front of the Grand Staircase, letting the group catch up with him.
"Wasn't all that bad, was it?" Ron laughs.
"Oh yeah, real great. Now everyone thinks I'm gay."
"There's nothing wrong with that." Neville says mildly. They ignore him.
"What about you Ginny?"
"I'll take a truth."
"Just how many boys in each house have you made out with this year?"
Ginny cocks her head to the side, thinking. They stare at her waiting.
"Think I've got it right. Seven Gryffindors, three Ravenclaws, three Hufflepuffs, and one Slytherian."

"You made out with a Slytherian?" Ron yells, "Wait 'till I tell mum."
"Go ahead. I might let it slip about you and Hermione."
"I don't think that's necessary." Hermione says quickly.
Ginny and Ron stare one another down, before Ron looks away, "You better not do it again." he mutters.
"What was that?"
"Nothing."
"Good. Ron. Truth or Dare?"
"But I've just done one!"
"I don't care."
He looks around at his friends for support, but they all look away. "Truth."
Ginny gives him a half crazy look, "Are you sure?"
He shakes his head, "I don't trust you. Dare."
Her grin grows wider, "Take all of your clothes off, and run up and down the great hall. While screaming that you are, indeed a sexy beast."
"No fucking way!" he practically screams.
"Then kiss Snape, with tongue"
"You're an evil bitch. Did anyone ever tell you that?" he starts unbuttoning his shirt, "Can I have some privacy?"
Everyone turns around, "Maybe Hermione should watch him. In case he tries to run for it." Neville suggests.
"Brilliant idea."
Hermione faces Ron, arms crossed over her chest. He pouts as he takes off his shirt. He pulls his pants and boxers down, cupping his bits in his hand.
"I can't believe I'm doing this."
They turn around and start laughing.
"Look at his thing!"
"Nice ass."
"No wonder you're with him Hermione. Look at the size of his-"
"Stop or I'm not doing this."
Harry peers around the corner, "No one's coming. You should do it now."
"Do you know how much trouble he's going to get in for this?" Hermione asks nervously.
"It's a bit too late to start thinking about that now 'Mione."

Ron takes a few deep breaths and takes off running.
"I can't believe he's actually doing this." Seamus yells, running after him, closely followed by Dean, Neville, Ginny and Hermione. Harry shakes his head, taking his time.
Ron bursts in the Great Hall, "I am a sexy Gryffindor beast." he screams, pumping his free fist in the air. Everyone, once again, stops what they're doing. Several people
let out catcalls. Ron runs up to the teacher's table, and jumps on it. He faces the his fellow students, and raises both arms over his head, "Gryffindor's are sexy beasts!"
The hall erupts in cheers, as he jumps back down and runs out.

Professor McGonagall stands, eyes wide, "I have never...in all my years. Naked...redheads."
Dumbledore puts his hand on her arm, "I think, under the circumstances, that we let them get away with this."
"What circumstances?"
He motions to the ceiling, which was black and snowy, "We all get bored Minerva."
She sits back down, "I swear, just when I think I've finally got you figured out."

Back in the corridor, Ron rushes to put his clothes back on.
"What was that Ron?"
He grins, "It just happened. I'm going to get in trouble anyways, right? Might as well go all the way."
"Can we go back to the common room now?" Neville asks.
They agree and troop back up the stairs.
"Psst. Potter." a voice whispers.
Harry looks around and sees Draco hiding in the shadows. He falls back, "I'll be there in a minute." he says.
Draco walks up to him, looking around, "So you're in love with me?"
Harry rolls his eyes, "We were playing a ga-"
Draco cuts him off with a kiss. Before Harry could register what happened, he pulls away.
"I'm not gay!" Draco yells, backing up.
"Never said you were. I have to go." he turns and runs back to the Gryffindor Common Room.

"What was that about?" Ginny asks.
Harry just shakes his head, "You'll never believe me if I told you." He walks to the window, "The snow's letting up some."
"That's nice. Who's next?" Seamus asks.
Ron turns to him, "Truth or Dare?"


THE END.