Uninvited Pets

Wasnt going to post this originally, but decided to go ahead on the encouragement of a friend. As is typical with me, this fic is very AU/AR and OOC. SO if you are a stickler for cannon, read at your own risk. Was just a little fun fic I was playing with.




Uninvited Pets


Severus Snape rolled over in his bed and stared at the clock on the bedside table, it was four in the morning and someone was banging on the blasted front door. He slid his arm from beneath his young wife’s head and reached for his robe before heading downstairs to see just who it was disturbing his slumber.


With his wand drawn, Severus made sure the chain lock was engaged before opening the door far enough to see who it was coming to call at such an ungodly hour. With a weary sigh he closed the door again, disengaged the chain and reopened it.


“Potter, you had best have a very good reason for waking me up at this hour.” Severus drawled. “What are you doing here and why is that mangy creature loitering on my doorstep?”


Harry looked down at the black dog sitting at his feet and growling at the dark wizard blocking the doorway.
“Is Mione awake? I need to speak with her.” Harry said.


“My wife is sleeping; it is four in the morning, Potter. Why aren’t you and your…pet sleeping as well?” Severus asked, stepping aside so the two of them could enter the house. “Take your boots off or Hermione will have your head for ruining the carpet.”

“Severus, what is going on down there?” A soft, feminine voice called from the top of the stairs.


“We have guests, my love.” Severus said, frowning at Harry for waking her. Hermione made her way down the stairs, tying her cream colored robe as she went and tossing her tousled curls back over her shoulder. She came to a halt beside Severus, sliding her arm around his waist.


“Harry? Why are you here so early and why is Sirius standing naked in my living room?” She asked, looking through the doorway that led from the foyer to the living room.


“Oh for Merlin’s sake man, put some clothes on will you?” Severus said, scowling. Sirius just laughed and reached for the throw tossed over the back of a chair. “We have to burn that now.”


“I need to ask you a favor.” Harry said, closing his eyes and shaking his head. “That one has gotten himself into trouble again for sneaking into the house of one of the ministry undersecretaries.”


“Why in Circes name would he do that?” Hermione asked.


“He wasn’t so much sneaking into the house as he was sneaking out of the bedroom of the man’s wife.” Harry said, watching as Sirius flopped onto the sofa and crossed his ankles.


“I don’t understand why that has anything to do with us.” Severus said, idly stroking the side of her hip.


“The ministry is looking for him and they are questioning all of his friends, you are next on the list. I have no where else to take him so I was hoping that maybe you could keep him for a few days. He will transform during their visit and you can just claim he is your dog.”


“As if we would own something as mangy looking as that cur.” Severus mumbled.


“Please? I know it’s a lot to ask and I am really sorry to impose on you this way.” Harry said, handing a backpack to Hermione. “This has all the accoutrement you will need to make it look like he’s your pet. Bowls, toys, collar and leash, it’s all there inside the bag.”


“You promise it’s only for a few days?” Hermione asked.


“Yes, the ministry should be here today to question you and hopefully I can get things settled before tomorrow so that he can go back home. I swear to you I feel like I’m his keeper most of the time, this must be what its like to raise teenagers.” Harry said, wincing when he heard the low rumble of Sirius snoring from the living room.


“Yes, well he does seem to be having a difficult time growing up.” Severus said as he opened the door for Harry to exit. “He can stay for tonight, but that is all. I expect you to come for him in the morning.”


“Thank you, Severus; I know this isn’t easy for you.” Harry said, truly grateful that he was willing to let Sirius stay.


“Nothing to thank me for, Harry. Good day to you.” Severus closed the door and turned to his wife who was staring into the living room at the wizard sleeping on their sofa.


“I will never understand that man.” Hermione said, shaking her head.

“He’s a womanizing imbecile, love. Do not waste your thoughts on that one.” Severus said, turning her in his arms so he could kiss her good morning.


“Stop before I vomit.” Sirius groaned. Severus and Hermione both turned to find him watching them. “I really don’t see why you had to go and marry that one, Hermione. How can you stand to shag such a brooding, greasy git like him?”


Hermione felt Severus tense and she gripped his forearm tightly to keep him where he was.


“Keep in mind that he is master of this house, Sirius, and you are here because he was kind enough to allow it. I wouldn’t get on his bad side were I you.” Hermione said. “And it’s not so difficult to figure out why we are together, I love him.”


“And I you, my love.” Severus whispered, brushing a soft kiss against her temple.


“Ugh….are you always so sappy around here? The ministry holding cells sound better and better.” Sirius said.


“There is the door, feel free to use it. We however are going back to bed.” Severus said, nudging his wife back towards the stairs.


“Just make sure you cast your silencing charms on the room, I think my ears might bleed were I to hear you shagging that great bat!” Sirius called after them, laughing when he heard Hermione whispering at Severus to ignore him.


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“Hermione, you are indeed a woman above all others.” Sirius said as he devoured the breakfast she had set before him.


“Thank you, Sirius, save some of those eggs for Severus please.” She said as he filled his plate with another helping of scrambled eggs.


“He should get to breakfast on time if he wants first dibs.” Sirius said around a mouthful of food.


“I would not have overslept had I not been awakened by a young wizard and his pet.” Severus said as he entered the kitchen.


“I thought bats were nocturnal.” Sirius said. Severus frowned at him and bent over to kiss Hermione.


“Good morning, my love.” He said, taking the chair beside her as she began to fix his plate.


“I never thought I’d see the day you would be living in domestic bliss, Snivellous.” Sirius said, watching as the dark wizard stared adoringly at his young bride.


“I cant say that I did either, Black, but it seemed that something actually went my way for once when I became involved with this little witch here.” Severus smiled, eating his breakfast.


“Sirius, I think it would be best if you stayed upstairs while the ministry reps are here.” Hermione said, sipping her tea.


“Can I nap in your bed?” He asked, laughing at Severus’s frown.


“Absolutely not! It’s bad enough that you are wearing my clothes, I don’t want you soiling our bed as well.” Severus said.

The high pitched buzzing of the doorbell interrupted them. Severus and Hermione both stood and looked pointedly at Sirius.

“Stay put, make yourself useful and clean up the kitchen while we take care of this.” Hermione said as she followed Severus from the kitchen.

The Snapes invited the ministry officials, a young man and an attractive young woman inside and sat with them in the living room while answering their questions. Things were moving along pleasantly until Sirius, in the form of a large black dog, came padding into the living room.


“Oh! And who is this?” The woman asked, smiling at the dog who came straight to her and rested its head on her lap.


“Padfoot, our dog.” Hermione said tightly. The woman was stroking his muzzle gently as she spoke to Hermione and Severus.


“Well, as I was saying, we can not have such untoward behavior go unpunished, that man can not go about having….inappropriate….relationships with other men’s wives.” At that point Padfoot decided to shove his nose into the woman’s crotch, causing her to yelp slightly as she tried to shove him away. It ended up requiring Hermione to grab him by the scruff of the neck and pull him backwards while she apologized profusely.


“Well, would you by any chance know where Mr. Black might be staying?” The man asked, watching as the dog walked around the room.


“Was he not in his house at Grimmuald Place?” Severus asked, trying to keep a straight face as he dog passed in front of the man, raised his tail and broke wind.


“Erm….no, he was not there, nor was he at the Weasley home.” The man said, removing a handkerchief from his pocket and covering his nose. Padfoot walked in a slow circle before curling onto the floor in the center of the room and began to thoroughly lick his nether region.


“What is he doing?” Hermione whispered to Severus.


“What does it look like he’s doing, the idiot is licking his balls.” Severus said, somewhat amused.


“Why?”


“Because he can I suppose.” Severus reached for the copy of the Daily Prophet lying on the side table and whacked Padfoot on his haunches. “Bad dog!” He snapped.


“Well, I suppose we have taken up enough of your time….should you see or hear from Mr. Black, please let us know.” The man said as he and his colleague rose from the sofa, anxious to get away from the ill mannered pet.


“We certainly will, sorry we couldn’t be of more help.” Hermione said, trying and failing to catch Padfoot before he could press his nose into the woman’s bottom. “Sorry about him, he’s a rescue animal and still learning.” Hermione said as she saw the people out.


“Well, you certainly have no respect for the ministry do you?” Severus asked, his arms crossed over his chest. “Piss on that rug, Black, and I will take you to a vet to be neutered.”


Sirius transformed back into human form and Hermione clapped her hands over her eyes.


“Will you please not brandish your….wand….about in my house, Sirius?” Hermione said. She heard him accio his clothing.


“Sorry about that, couldn’t help myself.” He said laughing.


“It was bad enough that you decided to stick your nose in the woman’s lap, Sirius, but did you have to lick yourself in front of people?” Hermione asked.


“Handy talent to have, love.” He said laughing. “Trust me, if your husband could, he would too.” Sirius said, looking pointedly at Severus who shrugged his shoulders as if in agreement.

“So do you think Harry has gotten things taken care of so I can go home?” He asked.


“I’m sure he will let us know.” Hermione said. “Severus and I were going to Diagon Ally for some shopping, feel free to watch the television or whatever.” Hermione said, reaching for her cloak hanging on a hook by the door.


“You’re going to leave me here alone?” Sirius asked, looking around the house in dismay. He had only been to Spinners End once, years before Severus had married Hermione. Though the young witch had fixed the place up beautifully it still had an air of melancholy about it that bothered Sirius. “Take me with you, please?”


“You are wanted for the moment, Black, we can’t take you someplace as public as Diagon Ally.” Severus said, donning his own woolen cloak.


“Harry brought a collar and leash!” Sirius said, snatching up the backpack Harry had left on the floor and withdrawing the leather collar and matching leash. He handed the items to Hermione and transformed himself back into Padfoot. He sat at her feet, waiting expectantly. Hermione looked up at Severus who just shrugged his shoulders.


She put the collar around his neck and tightened the leather strap, a little disturbed by his slight growl. She attached the leash to the metal rung and went to hand the leather lead to Severus when Padfoot began to growl viciously.


“I don’t think he likes the idea of me wielding his leash, my love.” Severus said, smirking slightly. “In fact I suspect that Black here likes for women to call the shots.”

“Oh good grief, Severus, did you have to say something like that, now I don’t want to hold the leash either in case he starts humping my leg.” Hermione said, yanking on the lead a little harder than she needed to as they gathered close so they could disapparate to Diagon Ally.


Hermione and Severus walked along the sidewalk, her hand tucked into his elbow while she guided Padfoot beside them. They made several stops along the way, including the market where Severus had been forced to sit outside with Padfoot on a bench while Hermione bought the groceries.


On the way back to the apparation point, Hermione had been forced to yank on the leash several times to keep Padfoot from following the young witches walking through the streets. She couldn’t wait until Harry came to retrieve his juvenile godfather.

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Sirius was bored as he wandered around the Snape’s house in the dark. He shifted into his canine form so that he could rely on the acute night vision that came with that form and padded silently up the stairs. He made his way slowly along the hall, taking the time to peek into all the rooms. Not that there was much to see. They seemed to have an unusually large collection of books and Sirius wondered if they even knew how to do anything remotely fun.


At the end of the hall, flickering light glowed through a door cracked open slightly. Like a moth to the flame, Sirius made his way towards the light and used his muzzle to nudge open the door so he could see in. He was stunned by what he saw. Severus lay in the center of a large, wrought iron bed, his hands tied to the headboard with a black cord while his wife moved over him, her hand covering his mouth as she bounced on top of him in obvious pleasure.


“Be a good boy, Severus, and stay silent or I’ll have to spank you again.” She said, sliding her hand from his mouth.


“Yes, mistress.” He whispered, moaning softly when she fisted her hands in his hair and yanked his head back while she increased the pace of her movements.


“You like that don’t you, my naughty wizard?” She asked. Sirius was too stunned to move as he watched the scene unfold in front of him. He would never have dreamed in a million years that the Snapes were in to role playing. He was somewhat disappointed that Hermione was wearing the black full slip that prevented him from seeing her nudity, but was aroused and intrigued none the less by the forceful little witch.


“Yes, mistress, more of the same please.” Severus pleaded, his deep voice sounding almost desperate.


“Tell me….oh you bad boy…..what exactly you want.” She said, arching her back and tugging more forcefully on his hair. “Do you want to be spanked again? Do you want your hair pulled more or do you want me to fuck you harder?”


“Harder mistress, fuck me harder.” He said, pulling against the binds on his arms as he thrust his hips up into her until she cried out sharply and Severus gave a hoarse shout when she fell forward over him, her hands sliding from his hair and smoothing it back gently.


“Mmmmmm……I do love you, Severus.” She purred, snuggling against him. Severus turned his head and stared at the door where a large black dog sat watching them as though stunned.


“Hermione, my love, could you release my hands.” Severus asked softly.


“Why, you usually go at least three or four times when we play?” Hermione said, sitting up and looking down at him. “Are you alright?” She asked.


“I’m fine….its just that I can’t reach my wand.” He said, his eyes still locked with Black’s.


“Why do you need your wand?”


“So I can curse the mongrel watching us from the doorway.” He said. Hermione finally looked over and yelped.


“Damn you Sirius, get out of our bedroom you pervert!” Hermione yelled, reaching for the item nearest to her which happened to be a small paddle and threw it at him, causing him to turn and flee. “How long do you think he was watching?” Hermione asked, reaching above Severus’s head to undo his ties.


“Long enough. I’m sorry he disrupted our play, my love.” Severus said, flexing his wrists before wrapping his arms around her and rolling her onto her back. “Perhaps I will give you another go at being mistress to make up for it.”


“Oh? And what would you say if I told you I prefer it when you are my master? You are much better at delivering the spankings than I am.” She said, threading her fingers through his hair and lifting her head for his kiss.


“You get better and better at it, my love.” He said, flicking his wrist towards the bedroom door and effectively locking their houseguest out before he settled in to finish making love to his wife.

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“So, the undersecretary agreed to drop the charges to prevent any public embarrassment.” Harry said over a cup of tea. “That means I can take him back home now, and hopefully he will stay out of trouble.”


“Well, I’m glad that it all worked out.” Hermione said.


“I hope he wasn’t any trouble.” Harry said, wondering how it was that he was concerned as though he were picking up his child instead of his godfather.


“No, no trouble at all.” Hermione said blandly, looking at Sirius who now seemed to flush every time he glanced her way. “I think that Sirius is going to be much better behaved in the future, aren’t you?” She asked, using a similar tone with him as she had with her husband the night before. Severus chuckled beside her and glanced over at Sirius.


“Did I miss something here?” Harry asked, confused when he saw Sirius lower his eyes and stare into the teacup.


“Nothing at all.” Hermione said, smiling slightly. They finished their tea and Hermione and Severus walked Sirius and Harry to the door. Hermione hugged both of them, giving Sirius’s hair a playful tug that made him whimper slightly and turn red.


“I knew he was submissive.” Severus drawled as he closed and locked the door behind him. “It’s why he didn’t want me holding his leash. I think he might fancy you, my love.”


“That’s his problem.” Hermione said, pressing herself along the front of her husband. “I’m only interested in holding one man’s leash, and it doesn’t belong to Sirius Black.” She said, grasping the front of her husband’s trousers and pulling him slowly up the stairs behind her.