20 Things That You Shouldn’t (But You Do Anyway) B

I am sitting here in front of our one and only Professor Lupin in a stupid detention all because I was being sarcastic about how I have a dick (haha)! Not that I’m complaining, mind you, I just had to figure out what to write lines about. Because Professor Lupin didn’t know what to tell me to write that didn’t consist of the words ‘dick’ and ‘sarcasm’. He just blushes hehe which is super cute! So I’ve decided to write line about what most girls think about when in class with this sexy professor! Enjoy!

1. First off…how damn sexy he is (damn you lycanthropy!)

2. His lean but firm frame!

3. His six pack!

4. His pecs!

5. His triceps!

6. His biceps!

7. Anything that ends in ‘ceps’!

8. His cute little happy trail!

9. His cute little ass!

10. His warm smile!

11. His amber eyes (there so sexy!)

12. How it turns you on when he’s angry and yells at you to get your attention (especially when you walked in on him jacking off while screaming your name….damn it! I’m blushing again hahaha!)

13. How he can get himself in those trousers every morning*wink wink!* (once again DAMN YOU LYCANTHROPY!)

14. How dominate he must be when it comes to things *wink wink!*

15. The mating habits of a werewolf and how they know who their mate is (its all in a book a friend gave me! You should read it very, VERY interesting hehe!)

16. Weather he prefers Doggie Style to anything else (what do you think hehe!)

17. How many books he’s read (I know I want to know, you don’t know many men that read anymore)

18. Where he gets all the chocolate and why he has so much (he’s like Willy Wonka of Hogwarts!)

19. Well that kinda explains why he smells like chocolate all the time haha!

20. If he would like some strawberries with that chocolate! (I know I would haha!)